3. Destruction
"You know, that table might break under your weight."
"Che, I prefer to be heavy than to be scared of mud."
"You messed up my hair! Of course, a manly girl like you wouldn't understand..."
"If I'm a manly girl, then you're a womanly guy."
"Hmph, you're just saying that cause I could style your hair better than you do."
"Oh really? I'll take you up on that someday."
"Go—AH!"
Bonk. Flutterflutterflutter.
"Wow, this is the first time I can say that it wasn't me who messed the Hokage's paperwork! Then again, she'll probably thank you for the excuse not to do it."
"…Thanks."