Stardust was on her way to survey a new planet when she heard her text message alert. Figuring it was either the Silver Surfer or Galactus, she decided to take a moment to check it and answer. Sure enough, it was from Galactus. "I'm watching Sleepless in Seattle and I need someone to hold me."
Stardust was puzzled; though she was confused, she felt her aura warming slightly. "Held in what way, my lord?" She texted back.
"You're an Ethereal, you woodn't understand. Sumetomes I just need to cuddle."
There was a warm pulse through her aura, but Stardust tried to remain calm. "May I ask what the situation is, lord?"
"I need him."
"Do you mean the Surfer? I can contact him for you. He is a physical being, and may partake in cuddling with you."
"Not the Silver Surfer, I need HUM."
Stardust stared at her phone for a moment, unsure of what was going on. "I am sorry, my lord, but I don't know who you are referring to."
"I"m just tired of this, Stra." Galactus texted back. "There's just so much I want to give, and I think it"S tome."
"Give what to who?"
"You DON"T undrestand; have you ever been balls deep in s binturong on top of the Space Needle witj noone to cry for you? " Galactus wailed into his phone.
"...Should I fetch a binturong for you, my lord?" Stardust waited for her master's reply, but none came. The minutes stretched out and her phone remained silent, so Stardust searched on, approaching the planet...