BOLD: Tater ITALICS: Pillow! BOLD ITALICS: Stella and Pillow

(Stella) sorry everyone that this one took so long to put up, but i had a little- LITTLE?!?!?!-OKAY! it was big. i had, umm, trouble with my parents. let's just say that the police were involved (and NO it was not that i was brought home by them) and these past 2 weeks i haven't been living in my own house. . .

(Pillow) and then right after that happened i went on vacation somewhere in Asia.

Disclaimer: are still stupid. but if you didn't already know, we don't own twilight.

Bella POV

"Oh my GOD! WHO WILL SAVE ME!?!?!!?!" I yelled, running around with my arms flailing.

"So......you got any idea what's up with her?" Edward asked Alice casually. They were both watching in amusement as I ran around my room. Then I exited and ran into the living room after falling down the stairs.

"Nope. You?" Alice answered.

"Not the slightest idea," Edward said staring at me.

"HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" I hollered crazily. I even think my eyes went all loopy and twirly. . .

"You didn't let her drink espresso again did you?" Alice asked worriedly.

"No. Not after what happened last time. God, she acted like a cat on crack," Edward said, shuddering at the memory.(Pillow: that was a reference to one of pleasebiteme's stories.)

"Good. You don't want to know what this time would be like," Alice answered.

"WHO SHALL SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL FRUITY DEMONS!!!!!!!!" I shrieked, running in circles, arms flailing.

"Red Bull?" Alice asked.

"Nope," Edward said.

"You sure you didn't give her any sugar?" Alice said concerned.

"Yep. All she had was a bowl of Froot Loops. And that was three hours ago. She's mostly been drinking milk. She had an apple too. It looked so disgusting, I don't know how she eats that stuff. It's revolting!"

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO ESCAPE THE FRUITY DEMONS FROM PERU!!!!!!" I exclaimed. Why was no one helping me?!?!?!

"So.....should we just ask her what's wrong?" Edward said.

"Sure," Alice said, getting up to catch me.

"Bella, love, what's wrong? Who's coming to get you?" Edward asked sweetly.

"THE AVOCADOES! THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME IN MY SLEEP!" I cried, tears streaming down my face.

"Bella, the avocadoes are not coming to get you," Edward announced calmly.

"YES THEY ARE! YOU JUS - HOH! YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!!!! YOU'RE THEY'RE LEADER! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!" I roared angrily, pointing my finger accusingly at Edward.

"Not to me..." Alice said quietly, rolling her eyes.

"YOU JUST NEEDED TO TELL THEM WHERE I WAS! GET AWAAAAYYYYY!!!!!" I yelled, running out the door of my house.

"So..........you wanna go shopping?" Alice asked as cries of " THE AVOCADOES ARE COMING!" echoed through the street after i escpaped my house through the open door.

"Sure," Edward said, and with that, Alice and Edward jumped into the Porsche and drove away.

While they were off shopping, Bella got taken to the station for public mischief. She explained how the avocadoes were evil and they needed to be arrested. Thinking his daughter was crazy, Charlie refused, explaining how fruits don't have emotions and can't feel anger or be evil and diabolical, only to have Bella get very frustrated and she started to act like a three year old.

Not wanting to upset Bella further, Charlie bought two avocadoes, and brought them back to the station. Bella put a handcuff on each and threw them into a cell. Bella was sent home, against Charlies better judgement. He had been debating whether or not his daughter was sane, through the entire time. And was now complately torn on the verge of insanity himself over the decision.

A/N: That was supposed to be just a three liner, but i kinda got off course. (No surprise there) anyway......REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! and the cat on crack thing was a reference to one of pleasebiteme's stories.

Luv ya!3 - Pillow and Stella.