Warnings: None.
Beginning notes: I don't have anything to say, so read on.

It helped to be asleep during a long road trip. The more you sleep, the more you think you're getting close to your destination. Carlitos had a couple of energy drinks and was not going to stop driving anytime soon. Eve was kept awake by the loud bumping techno music Maria put on her iPod. It was a good idea but a annoying one. Eve saw Carlitos stop beside the road and so she did as well. She poked her head out the window and called out, "What's wrong?"

Carlitos got out the car and yelled back, "Potty break!"

There were no stores, no houses and no cars around. A field and some trees, here and there but it was enough to hide Carlitos from being exposed. He went behind a tree and did his business.

Maria woke up and looked out the window, and only saw a glimpse of Carlitos. "Oh why did I have to wake up to the sight of that?" Eve laughed at the brunette and looked away.

"Do you have to use the bathroom?" Maria asked her.

"No, I'm fine. You?"

"A little…"

"Want me to cover you?"

"That would be really sweet of you," Maria flapped her big eyelashes.

"Okay, let's just wait for Carlitos to finish up and we'll go."

Carlitos walked out from behind the tree and went to the side of his car. He looked at the girls and nudged his head up. Eve and Maria got out the car and Eve said to Carlitos, "She has to potty, so wait awhile."

The two girls went into the field and Maria looked for a good spot. Eve pointed to the tree that Carlitos used and Maria shook her head. There was another tree nearby and she lowered her clothing, and then knelt down. Eve checked to see if the guys were trying to take a peek, but thankfully they were not even paying attention. Eve kept her head up and heard Maria say, "paper!"

"Oops, I left it in the car…"

"You bitch! Run back and get me some paper, and step on it." Maria was trying to hold her position and was trying so hard to not fall over. Eve went back to the car and grabbed the roll of toilet paper. Just as she was about to get to her, she saw Primo with the camera and snapped at him. He quickly dropped into the car and Eve was able to give the paper to her friend. Maria finished and got up, her legs wobbling and she pulled out a water bottle from her pocket. She got some water on her hands and washed them.

"I hate peeing out in the fields. They should place port-o-potties around the desert, or fields or just at open places," Maria and Eve walked back to the car.

"That would be easier for some but then again, who's going to clean out all the crap and pee?" Eve raised an eyebrow while putting her seat belt on. Maria did the same, and Carlitos was off and Eve followed.

The second time Carlitos had stopped his car during the trip, he allowed Primo to take the wheel. Maria then took the wheel over from Eve, and they were off.

It was now six hours later from when they last stopped, and they were near the border. Carlitos could already tell the difference in stores and houses. He could see the Spanish written billboards and the many cars that too wanted in to Mexico. He shook his brother's shoulder and he awoke. Primo opened his eyes and smiled, "We're almost here."

"Wake up them up," Carlitos nudged towards the two men sleeping in the back still.

Primo clapped his hands loudly and shouted, "Oye'! Wake up! Ya vamos a llegar!"

Jeff sprung up and glared at Primo. "You do know that it takes a long time to even get through? I thought you knew these things. Now let me sleep through this." Jeff laid his head against the window but didn't close his eyes.

"Yes, I know it takes long, but…eh, duermete', I don't care." Primo looked at the line of cars and sighed. "This is the one part of going to Mexico that I hate. The line! Don't we get special entrance, they should know us."

"I wish it was that easy, hermano but it's not. We got about half an hour until we get over and then get our clearance to really enter. No me' gusta andar en el carro por mucho tiempo, lo odio." Carlitos was getting uneasy in the car and decided to put back the seat and stretch. "Check on the girls, ay?"

Primo looked back and saw everything was all right. Maria had her forehead on top of the steering wheel and Eve was sleeping. He couldn't see the Bella twins though, but he was sure that they would be asleep too.

The cars finally began to move, and one by one, they passed and Carlitos saw that they were getting closer. In a matter of twenty-five minutes, they had passed and now were on their way to get real permission. They had their passports and papers checked, which took awhile. Everything was good and they were set to go. They traveled down south into Mexico and Maria took some pictures of the mountains and landscapes. Jeff and Matt woke up in time to see some mountain ranges and open space. Jeff loved the naturalness and the free air. He had his window open and he took in as much air as he could by hanging out the window again.

"We're going to have fun on this vacation right?" Maria asked the Bella twins.

"Duh, you're in Mexico now, girl. You're going to have some real fun!" Nikki laughed.

"But we're not going to be around any big city or anything…"

"We are going to see rivers, waterfalls and natural wildlife. Some real and old civilization, you know? You don't need all that material crap to have fun," Brie announced and Maria agreed to that.

"Sounds relaxing."

"It's going to be and you're going to wish you'll never have to leave," Eve said.

Special Bonus: I originally had Adam Copeland (Edge) in the story instead of Matt Hardy. I changed it though because why on Earth would Adam be going on vacation with the Colon brothers and Jeff? This has been a bonus, and you should expect more!