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Abyss: This time we're parodying Jax's (jakethedog) fic :D
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And Tawny STILLLLLLL had nothing to do with it XD

Tawny: XDX

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Thanks you, Jax, for letting me post this :D

Original Passage From: Girl in a Boy's Dorm, by jakethedog, chapter 1; "Meet Zaragoza"
Fandom: Death Note
Summary Of What The Fuck Is Going On: (Original;) There's a new girl at Wammy's, but all the girls' dorms are full. So of cooooooooourse Roger puts her in the same room with Mello & Matt. (Changed;) Uhhhh... nothing? X3 ...Imagine it being read in the voice of a five year old.
POV: 3rd
Title: This is what happened. ...In essence. ...Minus a few major details.

Zaragoza walked into Roger's office at Wammy's and observed the man in front of her. He was really really old. He had an important job. He was in charge of creating the new L. His job had to suck.

When Zaragoza sat down the creepy old man began to speak in a weary tone; "Welcome to Wammy's orphanage. Let me start off by saying that I am so-"

"No your not," Interrupted Zaragoza, "My family sucked ass. I don't care that they're gone. So, as of now, you don't either. Skip the B.S. and tell me what I need to know."

Roger gave an uncomfortable cough, probably collapsing a lung or something. "Here's what you do, when, and where. And here's where you live," Roger said, not using any specific terms as to what, when, or where that was. "Just BTW, you're sharing a room with two guys. And there's only two beds. One of you sleeps on the floor." Zaragoza shrugged. She could care less. She could keep them in line. And she would be getting one of the beds. No, both! First she'd let the boys battle it out for the second bed, then take it from them anyway! BWAHAHAHAHA!

*cough cough*

I mean, she was a triple threat.

She was smart, lethal and gorgeous. [Insert description here using strange and lengthy adjectives, similes involving sunsets and dolphins, and... some other shit.]

She stood to leave, and walked out of the room.

Then Roger called her back.

"There's something I'm forgetting... Nah, go on ahead."

Zaragoza rolled her eyes. Alzheimer's disease. She left the room again.

"Wait! I remember! Uhm..."

"..."

"..."

Zaragoza left again.

"WAIT! I really remember now!"

Zaragoza sighed before returning to the office. "What?"

"Since I can't decide if your name is too weird or not weird enough, your name is now Zenophilia! YAY!"

"..."

"Good luck with not committing suicide within your first week here!"

With that, the newly dubbed Zenophalia made her was to the door, and into her new life.

YAY MERMAIDS RIDING DOLPHINS INTO A SUNSET OVER THE OCEAN WITH SPARKLES FLYING EVERYWHERE :D

A/N: Sorry Jax, it had to be done XD & where the HELL did you get the name 'Zaragoza' anyway? O.o