Take and Humiliate
March 3rd – My Meepit has Fleas
Yet again Sloth was plotting using the Daily Dare. This time, when the minion came in, he saw Dr. Sloth soaking his Meepit in a green substance. He had no clue what the stuff could be as it could actually be many things, for there were many things in Neopia that had that green color and were of that consistency.
"So, sir, how much did you score today?" The minion asked. He knew that Sloth didn't score well on games, even though he gloated that he did. His mind was too focused on conquering to have any time to actually relax his mind. His minion was of the opinion that if Sloth actually took a real vacation, he might actually succeed for once.
"I scored eight points," Dr. Sloth cackled. "That's eight pets that I hit! I am a genius!"
"Yes sir, an evil genius." The minion thought. "Just not a genius at game and life skills, but then if you actually had good social skills, you wouldn't be trying to take over the world."
"In case you hadn't noticed, by Meepit got infested, so it was only logical that I use the one game that would help me get a supply of stuff to soak him in so that the pests will die. Die pests! Die! Die! Die!" Sloth laughed, it suddenly going high pitched.
"Yes sir," The minion stated, narrowing his eyes. "May I ask you, how did the Meepit get infested?"
"Well, the stuffed animals I bought were used, so naturally they were infested." Sloth swung his hand around. It was then that the minion noticed that the stuffed animals were also covered in goo, as were half the books.
"What about the books sir,"
"They had book worm," Sloth joked.
"So, you had to stop them from destroying the books too.
"It was a joke," Sloth snapped yet again.
"In case you haven't noticed, I don't get jokes." The minion retorted.
"That's because you're stupid. Perhaps I should replace you," Sloth said, narrowing his eyes.
"I make up for stupidity with loyalty." The minion stated.
"Well, that's for sure." Sloth suddenly began to itch.
"I had best get going on what you had me doing," The minion said, not wanting to be infested too.
"You do that." Sloth continued to itch.
Author's note – Yet again I make it, posting before the next day… on Neopets that is. Hope you enjoy. I haven't a clue what I'll write tomorrow!