Next happy chappie! Sorry for delay, had no internet and was busy with 5 projects. Uncapped hadn't arrive and getting this week.

Me: I own only Anami.

Anami: Yay!

Sasuke: Hooray! For me that is.

Anami: You're just jealous!

"Right, this way," I hope he knows where he's going. Cause I sure don't.

All I could se was and, sand and-wait? What was that? Oh yeah, more sand. It was boring and Red over there made it worse by talking. I wonder what living with the Akatsuki is like? I laugh they were kind and polite to each other, that would be a real shocker. I wonder if the supplies have reached home? No Anami, home is where the heart is. Wait-does that mean my heart is with the Akatsuki? Haha, I fall in love with an Akatsuki member, cliché. Evil love. Oh dear, what shall we do for our honeymoon? We're gonna rule the world! Oh how romantic! And our children shall continue our reign or terror and we'll live evilly ever after! I can't wait!

We must have walked like, for eternity, cause the sun was already setting. Damn this place is huge! I bet you could spend a lifetime trying to find civilisation. I called Red back so we could set up camp, never travel at night. When my parents and I used to camp out, we would take a night walk around. Once, my dad fell into a fox den and it attacked him, luckily Mom hypnotised it into going to sleep. Now Dad is covered in scratches and has a black eyepatch and is bald. Very much Akatsuki material pops. Mom has this purple-black long hair, purple onyx eyes (duh) and is tanned like dad. I don't know where I got my tallness though, they're both short-ish. Well, know you know why they can't know what my parents look like. They'll make the connection and think I'm in cahoots with them traitors. But I want to destroy them, harsh right? Oh well, I'm good at making fires, suck at lightning thought. How depressing!

We cooked some rations, ate half (not surprised) and went to sleep-or tried to. Reverting into my normal form (don't want to burn out now) I snuggled into my too-big sleeping bag. I knew he was awake because of his breathing, love my upper cat hearing. I hope my cousins will believe my story, will they even trust me? They should, they're the only good family I have left.

"Can you make lightning?" damn you! Go to sleep.

"No, I'm pathetic. Can't even make a spark. I'm the only one in lightning country that can't make lightning! And my family is from lightning country! My cousin can do it! But not me, even when I was still human!" hope that shut him up. The truth will set you free, or at least give you some quiet time.

"Then you're special, an original. You're not pathetic, not to me. Who else could make the second scariest person in Hidden Sand shake like a leaf? You're awesome," wow, he wasn't annoying!

"Thanks."

"What's you're family like?" long night, here we come!

"Well, I've got 2 cousins up at Leaf, as you know and my parents were kind, loving, loony and caring."

"What happened to them?" Oh, the only person I meet on this stupid planet who can read between the lines, is annoying and won't shut up. The world hates me I tell you!

"What you mean?" let's play dumb. He turned (or squirmed) around to face me.

"You said 'were' like they were dead or something," nosy little yapper aren't you?

"They disappeared a long time ago," silence. Yay! You shut up!

"I'm sorry," I don't need you're sympathy, I need you to sleep!

"Thanks. Now shut up and go to sleep, we're waking up at dawn," I smiled sweetly.

Sadly, he woke up before me, drat! I was going to pour some cold water onto his head. I woke up to being prodded on the nose and 2 eyes staring at me. Like any normal (ish) cat, I jumped up and spat at him. He jumped backwards, looked offended and smiled. Who grins at cats spitting at them? Obviously Gaara does. Creep. I mean that in a nice (ish) way. Ah well, he's my creep. Damn! I like him now! At least I'll have a baby brother I can boss around now. Yippee! Changing back, I ruffled his hair and told him to pack up, we'll eat on the go. Red led the way again, whistling merrily.

I finally saw green! Running towards the lake, I dived in-and, choked on sand. I officially hate deserts. Sitting up, I saw Red laughing like a loon, I'll get my revenge! Turning into a dog, I started digging, making sure that they sand flew into his face. I heard choking sounds. BINGO! Talk about a dog shot! Hehe, get it? Dog, shot. It's supposed to be dead shot, but I'm a dog, dog shot? Get it? Oh never mind, this is the result of staying 2 months in a basement. I patted him on the back until he glared at me.

"What? I thought you could control sand!" I tapped his sandbag.

"You caught me off guard!" he stomped on my foot. Typical little brother, it's like we were related in another life or something. Or maybe it's just all the "bonding" we've done.

"Payback for letting me eat sand," he rolled his eyes.

We trekked for another century, Red says it's been 5 days, we finally hit real grass. The forest looked a bit intimidating, but I won't tell Red that. I followed Red in because he knew where we were going. We stopped at a river to take clean water and cool off, for fun I pushed him in. He resurfaced and spat water into my face. Little runt. He climbed out and forcefully gave me a hug. I gave him a bad hairdo and we continued after dark. Setting up camp, we debated on whether we could make it to Leaf in record time or not. I was losing. Huffing, I got into my sleeping bag and stuck my tongue out at him.

"Feed yerself, smarty pants," and with that, I went to sleep.

"Nnneeeeeekoooooo?" I moaned as someone continued to whisper in my ear. It was the most irritating voice I've ever heard in my life.

"Neko!" ah, it's Gaara. No wonder my dream turned into a nightmare halfway through.

Can I tell you? Well, it all started out when I was the Queen of Lollipop Land. I ate my subjects on a daily basis, had cotton candy receptionists, and everything was made of candy. It was beautiful. Then I heard some strange voice and everything started swirling like water down a drain. I got so dizzy, when I looked again, Gaara was leading his army of soo deliciously chewy and dangerous gummy bears into invading my country/land thing. Soo, I took my Wine gums for a counterattack, but his voice drove away all my army. He then took me as his lollipop prisoner and led into a death mission through a dessert and jungle. Practically like now-but anyway. We fought wretched dessert beasts and gummy snakes. Until a giant milkshake decided to tip over and drown us all in his chocolaty goodness. I'm off topic now, aren't I?

"NEKO!" the twit shouted in my ear.

"WHAT!" I shouted back.

He blinked before cracking a smile, weirdo.

"We're almost there," hooray! I can get rid of him when we get there. Maybe sell him for 20 bucks if I'm lucky. I could do with 20 bucks.

"What?" he noticed my evil grin, drat! Take drastic measures!

I jumped up and poured some sand down his back. Now he has no excuse not to bath, take that prat!

Wadya think?

Me: Please review!

Anami: Hehe, I like my roll.

Gaara: Why do you hate me so?