Total Drama Invader Zim
Episode 3
(once again, the campfire, with the losing team sitting around it. The Vampire Piggy Hunters.)
Gaz: Lets get this over with. Im on level 19 on my game, and Im close to beating it.
Rg: Well, lets review the votes in the voting basket thingy. We've got 7 votes in here. But first, lets review whos safe. Gaz, come and take your safety taco.
Gaz: Munch.
Rg: Weenie sales guy, your also safe.
Weenie Sales Guy: YES!
Rg: And so is Tak.
Tak: Another win for the REAL invaders! Hey... tacos... right? (takes one and eats it) AK! MY MOUTH!
Rg: Now. The final Taco is on the plate. Who will go home? Keef? or Iggins?
Keef: I dont care! At least if I lose, I got to spend some time with you guys!
Rg: Be quiet Keef. And let me read who voted you and Iggins out.
Iggins: ...
Rg: The first vote is against Iggins, from Invader Nav... who showed up earlier with a chicken bazooka. She said, "DIE IGGINS, DIE!" Looks like you have a hater.
(Iggins twitches)
Rg: The second vote is against Iggins also from Gazmrules. She said that Gaz would beat you up the whole time, nd that youre very annoying.
Iggins: Should I be scared?
Rg: yes. The third vote is against Iggins. Its from Girlovesmoosey, who just voted on the poll.
Iggins: ...
Rg: The fourth vote is for Iggins from a random person... not me... They said for Iggins to go away.
Iggins: Thats not nice!
Gaz: Says the person who stole a gameslave from me.
Iggins: ...oh yeah...
Rg: And the fifth vote is against Iggins from Molly 1002. She asked us why Skoodge made it through. Skoodge clearly has a hater also!
Rg: The sixth vote is against Gaz, from tyra61897. She says that Gaz is hilarious.
Gaz: WHERE IS SHE? IM GONNA KILL HER!
Rg: no, no, no! No beating up audience members!
Gaz: ERGH!
Rg: And the last vote is from Starlight Comet who says that Keef should go. I think we ALL know who lost this round... Iggins, pick up your stuff and leave. Heres your constolation prize!
Iggins: You just lost the BEST gamer on your team! If theres a videogame contest, YOUR GONNA LOSE! ...hey! A RUBBER DUCk? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
(leaves in a helicopter)
Tak: ...are you writing that idea for a videogame competition down?
Rg: ...maybe...
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Rg: NOW! CHALLENGE TIME!
Tenn: Finally. You took forever...AGAIN, counting the votes.
Rg: Hey, THIS STUFF TAKES TIME! Anyhow, onto todays challenge! Today, we will be prepairing meals with our special guest, CHEF RAMSEY!
Chef Ramsey: (appears) *beep*
Everyone except Keef: GASP! HE SAID THE *beep* WORD!
Chef Ramsey: What do you hooligans want from me?
Rg: Your here to judge our meals after were done cooking them, and also tell us what you want our contestants to cook. Doesnt that sound fun?
Chef Ramsey: *beep*
Rg: Whew...guess not... Anyhow, can you tell us what you want us to cook?
Chef Ramsey: Death.
Rg: ...no... a meal...
Chef Ramsey: *beep*
Rg: Contestants! I want you to cook, anything you want with chocolate!
Chef Ramsey: *beep*. YOUR ALL *beep*!
Rg: HURRY! Our guest is getting a little twitchy.
(everyone except Gaz, army salutes.)
Chef Ramsey: And whats wrong with you people? HALF OF YOU ARE GREEN! *beep* ...wait... I didnt curse that time!
Random guy in charge of sensoring: I know. I just really like this button!
Chef Ramsey: ...
Rg: ALRIGHT CONTESTANTS! START YOUR COOKING STUFF!
Rg: now... the contestants start cooking. Team Star is on a bit of a late start, because Chickenfoot is hiding under the table.
Chickenfoot: GO AWAY! DONT LOOK AT ME!
Zim: SILENCE! You say that WAY too much!
Red: (picks up stove and puts it somewhere else) (Irkens are a lot stronger then they look) COOPERATE!
Chickenfoot: MY HORRIBLE FACE!
Zim: (looks at Red)
(Red looks back)
Lard Nar: This obviously isnt going to work. Come on! Lets get started!
(take chocolate out and begin cracking it up into a pot, to melt it.)
(as we turn to the Winners, a loud explosion is heard from the stars)
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Next Team, Team Winners:
Dib: You! Put that in there! And you! put that in there! And you! Put THAT in the basement!
(everyone scatters)
Dib: (relaxes in a random chair that pops out of nowhere.)
Throbulator: (sits in chair besides him while the others work)
Mr. Dwicky: This would go a lot faster if you guys would help us.
Throbulator: I AM SUPERIOR. THROBULATOR DOES NO WORK!
Dib: Okay. I'll help, but only because he wont and I really want to beat Zim.
Minimoose: SQUEEE!
(they start making some sort of batter)
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Alright! Team Vampire Piggy Hunters!
Gaz: Just do whatever it takes to win. I'll just be here, playing my video game, so if you need me, dont.
Keef: But what if-
Gaz: (takes him by his hair and swings him around a little bit.)
Keef: (all banged up) I wont need you...
(everyone scatters to get stuff done.) (The delicious weenies guy is trying to make molds for something)
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Team Waffle Eaters!
Tenn: Well, what should we do? I'm thinking something with smores.
Skoodge: Cool!
Gir: SMORSEYS! CHOCLETAY GOODNESS!
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2 HOURS LATER
(bell rings)
Rg: ALRIGHT! HAND IN YOUR CHOCOLATE STUFF! FIRST IS TEAM STAR!
Team Star: (comes in and puts out a bunch of chocolate icecream with melted chocolate on top.)
Chef Ramsey: (eats) This is okay, for ameturs such as yourselves. NEXT!
Team Winners: (puts out chocolate cake)
Chef Ramesy: (eats) Well, I DO enjoy cake... good. At least you kidnapped me AND gave me good food. NEXT!
Team Vampire Piggy Hunters: (puts out a chocolate mold in the shape of a bunny)
Delicious weenies guy: The bunny was my idea.
Chef Ramsey: (eats) I DESPISE BUNNIES! ...but this IS pretty good.
Team Waffle Eaters: (puts out smores)
Chef Ramsey: Very original. Good texture... but I hate marshmallows! GET OUT!
Rg: Well, Im sorry to say that The Waffles Eaters have lost this round as well... And Dib and Zims teams are in the lead!
Zim: No! ZIM and Dibs teams are in the lead!
Rg: Whats the difference?
Zim: It makes me sound more superior over the... DIB!
Rg: Well, I feel really bad for the waffle eaters, but it seems that they lose another round... sorry guys, vote off another team member... AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
INVADER!
ZIM! SEE YOU!