Chapter 3
Buford Mad Dog Tannen
In Hill Valley
Harry James Potter alias Clint Eastwood was walking through Hill Valley looking for a sign of Ron or Doc *then he looked at the saloon* "I guess I will look in here for them" Harry replied *then he walked in to see Ron getting pick on Buford* "where did you got those stupid clothes off of a dead Chinaman" said one of Buford's men. "What is your name dude" replied Buford *then Ron was about to say his name until Harry ran across to his friend* "his name is Lee Van Cleef!" said Harry. "Then who the hell is your name" replied Buford, Harry looked at him "Clint Eastwood! "what kind a of stupid name is that" said Buford *then Buford pointed at the bartender* "have you seen that blacksmith" Buford said."No I haven't seen him " replied the Bartender *then Harry looked at the Bartender then to Buford* "you are Mad Dog Tannen" Harry replied *then Buford looked at Harry* "Mag Dog, I don't like that name" *he took at his gun shoots the ground below Harry's feet* "Dance!" replied Buford *then he shoots the ground again and Harry starts dancing and he jump on a loose board and a barrel flew over him into Buford was and landed on him and spit came pouring* "Run!" said one of the townsfolk *then Harry jump on the table and jump onto the chandelier and swing out the doors and ran from the saloon* "Get that yellow idiot" replied Buford *then him and his gang hopped onto their horses and chase after Clint Eastwood*.
At Hogwarts at the great hall
Hermione saw her sixth year boring and strange since she had her friends Harry and Ron always with her but they were in the past Ron was there for a mistake, Harry was there to be him back and someone else he knows last year since Dumbledore say Harry could go to the muggle world for a year so Harry and his parents moved to a town call Hill Valley in America where his vice principal calls Harry a slacker and a girlfriend name Jennifer Parker as by now his ex girlfriend since Harry is now dating Hermione. "Hermione, do you know where my brother and my Harry went" replied Ginny *then Hermione looked at Ginny* "he was never yours in the first place and I think you just want his bloody money Ginevra!" yelled Hermione *then Romilda Vane looked at Ginny* "she is right you know since I see you last night looking at Harry and his family when they are in the vault and you say you going to buy five dresses with that if you marry Harry but since Hermione is the one dating him she might be the one marry Harry" she said *then Ginny throw an empty plate at Romilda* "shut up, Hermione can't marry Harry she is mudblood" snapped Ginny *Hermione and Romilda looked at Ginny and jump onto Ginny punching her until Lavender Brown came to help Ginny* "Okay Hermione you deal with Lavender, I deal with Ginny" replied Romilda *then Hermione and Romilda were having a no holds barred with Lavender and Ginny* "20 points from Gryffindor house" replied Professor McGonagall "and Dentition for fighting, Snape you get watch Granger and Vane while Flitwick watches Brown and Weasley".
End of Chapter 3 sorry it took seven days to finish this chapter!