Disclaimer: I still do not own this, this, this.
He's a backseat driver, a drama provider, a instant update of the world.
"Reid, you said I could drive. Now please, shut the fuck up."
I can practically hear him grinding his teeth.
"I cannot believe you."
"I didn't meant to do it and it's not-"
"Don't even say that it isn't a big deal, because it is."
"Christ Reid, all I did was buy the wrong kind of rice. Quit being such a drama queen."