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In this chapter there are animals that are based off real animals, tell you who's who
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Disclaimer: I don't if I did one in the earlier chapters, But I don't own Hamtaro, think about it, if I did, I make the ham-hams human-hams and this story would be reality
Chapter 3: Girls day riding and Boys day spying
The dreaded first week of school was finally over, and Saturday was finally here
But through the rest of the week. On Tuesday Maxine came to school and met the rest of the hams, she was very shy to start then warmed up a lot more.
On wesday Pepper Yashiro, (who by the way is wearing yellow-orange plaid short-sleeve shirt that she tied in a knot in the front, long dark-blue jeans, and dark brown boots, and her hair is dark brown, bushy on top and two braid pigtails tied in two red ribbons, her ears are a light golden brown color, and her eyes are a hazel-green) moved to human-ham Tokyo, and Oxnard almost died of happiness, and Pepper asked the ham-girls if she could come riding too.
Finally on Thursday, Jingle came to school, actually thinking it was the first day, he got detention, for an hour. (also Jingle is wearing a black short-sleeve shirt under a light brown leather jacket, and black jeans, his hair short with a Mohawk going through the middle, the hair around the Mohawk is light brown and the Mohawk is dark brown, his ears are light brown and his eyes are light brown.)
And then on Friday, the hams were glad that none of them didn't get homework on the first week…Boy were they wrong. At the end of every class (besides P.E.) the bell would ring and all of them would run out, or at least tried to, each teacher would stop them and give them a handful of homework.
Now Saturday, all the ham girls (this included Bijou, Sandy, Pashmina, Penelope, Pepper (a lot of names starting with Ps) and Sparkle (wonder why she's coming, well the other ham-girls kept talking about it, but when Sparkle asked a question about it they ignored her, so she demaned to come with them, sadly they couldn't make her say no.)
They all made it to Maxine's Farm (as some of the ham-hams call it, to other it's still the Haunted Horse Stables) and saw Maxine waiting for them by the pasture. She waved at them to come over.
"Bonjuer Maxine-san, how 're zou zhis morning?" Asked Bijou.
"Fine, Ari-arigatou." Said Maine, seeming to have problems saying thank you in Japanese
"Oh, this is Sparkle Kishimoto, she wanted to come with us." Said Pashmina
"It's fine with me, well lets get you set up with the right horse, lets start with you Bijou-san." Said Maxine
Bijou smiled.
Sparkle started to get inpaition.
Maxine looked around the pasture, leaning on the fence, then her head perked up.
"I found a good one, I think I'll pair you up with Blue (this is a real horse)
Maxine pointed at the horse the Bijou was going to ride, the horse was a bay (a brown horse with black leg, mane and tail) Blue wasn't exactly a young horse, but had a skip in his step, and Bijou already liked him.
"Who next?" Asked Maxine, Sandy stepped forward
"One thing, I'm kind of a newbie." Said Sandy
"Don't worry, I have a great beggener horse for you, Scarlet is perfect." Said Maxine, pointing towards a brown horse
Scarlet was actually a dark brown-red color, with a red mane and tail, and white socks (this is also a real horse)
"She a little tough but so are you so I don't think you'll have a problem." Said Maxine
"Pashmina-san I think Rose, will be good for you." Said Maxine, pointing towards the most unique colored horse
Rose is a pure white horse with a red tail and mane. Pashmina thought it gave Rose a pinkish hue
"Penelope-san I think, Jewel would be the best for you." Said Maxine
Jewel is a smaller horse compared to the others, she is a palomino ( a light gold color, with pure white mane and tail) with a big, thick white mark on her face (it's called a blaze)
Pepper got set up with Blaze, who is a brown horse with a white blaze and white socks. Maxine said he is a hard horse to ride but Pepper wanted the challenge
Then it was Sparkle's turn.
"Lets see…" Said Maxine, trying to figure out which horse
"Come on already!" Said Sparkle, rudely
Maxine gave her a look that said, 'What the hell is your problem'
"Spirit is good, I think you should ride her." Said Maxine, pointing towards, a old chestnut (light brown)
Spirit is old horse with white socks, very skinny (not like their starving her), and she is very tired looking, but seemed like a nice horse ( this is not true, this horse is a real horse, she was mean)
"WHAT! She's so old. If you tried to put a blancet on her she'd fall apart." Said Sparkle, crudely
"I want to ride her." Said Sparkle, pointing towards, a pure white horse
"Esuna? Sorry but you can't ride her." Said Maxine
"Why not?" Asked Sparkle, smugly
"She's peragent." Said Maxine, giving her a look (it's kind of obvious, she's very big)
"Okay, what about that one." Said Sparkle, pointing towards a dark brown horse with a white mane and tail and a little white star on her forehead
"Espona?" Said Maxine in a whisper, then got a evil smile on her face, and said, "sure, why not, she's very good."
All of them got there horses saddled up (they are all riding western), but Maxine disappeared after the horses were saddled.
Soon she came back, leading a black horse that looked a lot like Moon
"Oh, so zou 're going zo ride Moon." Said Bijou, knowing that Moon was nice to Maxine
"Oh no, I can't ride Moon, he won't let me, this is my horse, Storm." Said Maxine
Everyone look closer at the black and they saw this one wasn't pure black, it had white socks on all its legs and a white stripe down its face
"Can I pet him?" Asked Pashmina
"Sure, he loves to be pet." Said Maxine
Pashmina patted him on the nose, it felt like soft velvet. Storm gave a happy neigh
They all mounted their horses and rode into the green pasture.
Since Bijou was an experienced rider, she already knew what to do, but Sandy, Pashmina, and Penelope were new at this, Maxine gave them some advice, and out of all three, Penelope happened to get the hang of it.
Sparkle was riding around on Espona, actually very well. From walk, to jog, to trot. Then she asked Espona to canter, but not very nicely. Espona stopped in her tracks, and wouldn't move.
"Kuso horse, move, go!" Yelled Sparkle, kicking Espona.
Espona ears pinned back, and started to snort in anger
"Move now!" Said Sparkle, Espona got even angrier
"No, stop, don't do that." Said Maxine, without much enthuism, Bijou and Pepper notice this
Sparkle kicked her once more, and that was it. Espona bucked (not high enough to fall off of, like 2 feet in the air) and started to run (like a canter) but Sparkle was having a hard time sitting it
Everyone was half worried and half wanting to laugh their heads off. Maxine asked Storm to canter and tried to catch up to Sparkle
While Maxine was riding to Sparkle, the other girls watched her and saw that she was an amazing rider, they stared in awe.
Maxine caught up and grabbed Espona reins. But instead of pulling so hard that it would look like Espona's mouth would rip off, Maxine barely pulled, just enough that Espona was looking at her, and barely moved her mouth to form the word "walk".
Espona's ears perked up and slowed down imdeitly, having Maxine pass by at a faster speed, but turned around and troted back to Sparkle, who was now stopped.
Sparkle looked very frazzled, then gave Maxine the look of death (everyone knows that look)
"What the Hell is wrong with this horse! And you knew she would do this didn't you!" Yelled Sparkle
"No, I didn't know she would do that, but from your k-kuso (damn) ugly addittute, I was hoping it would happen!" Maxine Yelled back
Sparkle was shocked
Everyone else was happy and scared at the same time, and Pashmina had leaned over to cover Penelope's ears
"And another thing, Espona is very sensitive after her sister (Esuna) has been moved away but I didn't think I would have to tell you to be nice because, it usally comes naturally!" Yelled Maxine, Storm agreed with a neigh
"I'm leaving now." Said Sparkle, as she got off Espona and left very quickly
"Oh ya, leave her all sweaty and everything." Yelled Maxine, to dead air
Maxine got off of Storm and walk Espona over to a fence, and removed her tack, and let Espona go graze
"Your amazing, Maxine-san." Said Pashmina, as Maxine got back on Storm.
Maxine blushed and grinned sheepishly.
They rode around for a little while, when Bijou said. "Ve need to zee if ze boys can ride."
"Think about it, Hamtaro-kun trying to ride a horse." Said Sandy, then did a imatation of Hamtaro
Everyone started to laugh (but Bijou for obvious reasons and Maxine because she doesn't know how clueless Hamtaro is) but not in a mean way
Meanwhile at the clubhouse…
All the guy hams were sitting around, homework done, (didn't mean it was right) and bored out of their wits
All of the sudden, Hamtaro just sneezed for no reason (don't know if this is true, but in Japan they believe, when someone sneezes out of the blue, it means someone is talking about them)
"Whoa, what was that?" Asked Stan
"Guess someone is talking about me." Said Hamtaro, like it was normal
"Bet cha' it was the girls. Wonder which one was talking about ya Hamtaro-kun?" Said Howdy, half joking
Boss who was sitting in a comfy armchair in the corner, got a giant angry mark on his forehead.
'Well I wouldn't care if it was Pashmina, Penelope or the new girl for that matter, but what if it was Bijou, I mean she actually couldn't like Hamtaro like that!' Thought Boss, as the angry mark disappeared and worry lines took it's place
Maxwell got a couple of worry lines too, but the started to quietly laugh to himself
'Sandy would never do that, and Hamtaro of all people (are they people?) no ofence to Hamtaro of coruse.' Thought Maxwell
Then Stan had a little light bulb go off in his head
"Hey lets go see what the girls are up to." Said Stan, very mischievously
"As in join them, my brother." Said Jingle (Don't know if I mentioned but Jingle is aloof and doesn't talk in rymaes but more like a hippy.)
"No Jingle-kun, he means as spy on them." Said Dexter, as he carefully double checked his Math
"No, we shouldn't do that to the girls.' Said Boss
Stan smiled, walked towards Boss, put a hand on his shoulder, and said only loud enough for Boss to hear, "To bad, because the girls are riding, and it's not a very cold day, so the're probably all sweating and stuff, and all glowing."
Boss turned brighter than any red thing on earth
(I know a bit of a perverted part, but to me Boss is perverted, thinking Bijou all for himself, plus Boss is one of my least favorite chraters)
"Alright you talked me into it. But were going to leave if it gets too private." Said Boss
Stan just smiled and said to himself .'Good luck trying to stop yourself' (Guess he's done this before)
"Who's with us!" Said Stan
And out of all the guys only, Hamtaro, Oxnard, Cappy, Stan, Boss (no duh!), Maxwell, and Jingle (only to really know what spying was like)
Dexter was appaled that they were doing this, and Howdy would have gone but was worry if they got caught and Panda wasn't that interested in what the girls were doing, and Snoozer was well sleeping
"Don't say I didn't warn you!" Yelled Dexter, as the others ran out the door
Back at Maxine's farm…
The guy-hams had finally made it to the farm to see, the girls had taken a break, laying on the grass, with their horse's around grazing
They all hid behind a ton of giant bushes, just close enough that they could hear them talking
For the beginning of their conversation, it was mostly about how well (or bad) they did, and/or what happen with Sparkle that the guys were starting to shake from holding there laughter.
Then later the other girls, started to ask Maxine more about herself
"Zo Maxine-san, vhat did zou do back in Shanghai/" Asked Bijou
"Well, not much different from what anyone would do, basic stuff, go to school, hang out with friends, not that I had any." Said Maxine
"That's hard to believe, you are so nice." Said Pashmina
Maxine smiled and blushed a little bit
"Your too kind." Said Maxine
They were silent for a moment
"Hey, let's like play a game." Said Sandy
"What do you have in mind?" Asked Pepper
"Let's play truth or truth." Said Sandy
"How do you play?" Asked Maxine
"It's just like Truth or Dare but without the dare." Said Sandy
"Talk about your choses." Said Pepper, sarcastically
Bijou started to giggle uncontrollably, Pashmina burst out laughing and Sandy and Maxine had water spray from their mouth (they were drinking water) and Penelope started to laugh to but didn't really understand the joke.
"Okay, let's play." Said Sandy, the others nodded in agreement
Behind the bush…
"Finally, some deep dark secrets I can use to my disposal." Said Stan, as he grins evilly and grabs a video camera from out of nowhere
"Stan-kun, you are sick and wrong." Said Boss, with a sweat drop on the back of his head
Back to the girls…
(Many of the girls have taken their turns already)
It was Pashmina turn to pick someone. "Um, I pick Pepper."
"Do your worse." Said Pepper deviously
"Do you really like Oxnard-kun?" Asked Pashmina
Oxnard decided to pay close attenion
"Well, Oxnard-chan does need to lose a little weigh, but to tell you the truth…" Said Pepper, only to be cut off by Maxine
"That's the point of the whole game." Said Maxine
Everyone started to giggle ( and it's the kind of giggling, where your whole body shakes because your trying not to be rude, and hold in your laugh, which actually is worse)
"Anyway!" Said Pepper, slightly annoyed. "I do not like Oxnard-chan."
Oxnard's face dropped and slightly paled, the others felt horrible for him and slightly wished that they didn't come, but Pepper kept talking
"I don't like Oxnard-chan… I love Oxnard-chan! And if any of you tell him, I'll bitch-slap you so hard it will make your mouth fly off, so that you can never use it, Again!" Said Pepper, half red from embarrassment, and half red from getting so worked up
Back in the bushes…
Oxnard was redder than a tomato, and made a mental note to give Pepper her favorite flowers tomorrow (which by the way are poppies). Most of the Ham-guys were elbowing Oxnard lightly and quietly yelling 'when's the wedding', Stan would be doing this to if he was filming the whole thing, Boss was ruffling Oxnard's hair in a older brother sort of way, and Hamtaro was smiling and very happy for his best friend, wondering what it was like to hear someone you love say they loved you back. (even if they didn't know it, Example 1: Pepper telling her girlfriends, not Oxnard)
Back to the girls…
"Okay, Bijou it's your turn." Said Pepper
"I'm ready." Said Bijou
"Sence, I told all of you my love life, I want to know yours, Bijou who do you love?" Asked Pepper, with an evil smile on her face
Hamtaro's ears perked up and turned his attention to Bijou, Boss also turn his attention to Bijou, which actually means, Boss crushing Hamtaro to hear Bijou better, only to elbowed by Hamtaro, not hard but hard enough, and during this argument the ham that got the farthis was Stan, filming the whole thing planning on using it as blackmail in the future.
"Vho do I love?" Said Bijou as she repeated the question
"Yes, who do you love?" Asked Pepper, saying the question again
"With all your heart." Said Sandy, as she finished the question
"Vell… I love…" Hamtaro and boss leaned in. "Eet is 'ard for me zo zay." Hamtaro and Boss leaned in even closer. "But vith all my 'eart, I love…" That when the branches in the bush broke, sounding like a big bomb explodtion (It's the Iraqies!)
Which made Hamtaro, Boss and interstenly enough Stan, lose their hiding spot and threw them out into the open
"What was that?" Said all the girl-hams at the same time
Hamtaro, Boss, and Stan jumped to their feet, as Cappy yelled. "Every Man-Ham for himself!" And ran as fast as their legs could carry them
"I know where you live Stan!" Yelled Sandy (litteraly)
"Shouldn't hunt them down and kill them?" Asked Pepper, very calmly
"Nah, let's let them suffer." Said Pashmina, a little out of charater, which made everyone back away, but understood her completely
Back at the clubhouse…(man, they should try out for track)
"Don't say I told you so. But, I told you so, told you so!" Boasted Dexter, as he yelled some of the hams who were hiding in a closet, some down stairs behind Snoozer, and Hamtaro and Panda, the only two who really weren't afraid of heights, upstairs.
The next day…At Pepper's house
"Bye Mom, I'll be back later." Yelled Pepper, from the door
She never heard her mother's respones, because as soon as she open the door, she almost ran into a bouquet of red poppies on her porch.
She smiled as she picked them up, and decided to visit Oxnard, her organial plan was to see Pashmina, but she wouldn't mind to wait a little longer.
Finally, I finish chapter three, srry for the wait, my computer's evil. Evil I tell you!
On a side note, about he branches braking, and sounding like a bomb, saying it was the Iraqies, I just want to clear, that I'm not for the war, I think we have no right to be there, I just thought it would be kinda funny.
Hope that it doesn't change your mind about reviewing, Please REVIEW!
Chapter 4: Halloween fright night
(sounds like Nightmare Before Christmas)
Sayonara suckers!