Fame Chapter 3- OMG its Edward Cullen!
Disclaimer- I wished I owned Edward, but I wish I owned Eminem as well.
OMG people. I am so pumped. Okay so since I live on a little rock on the carribean- we have something called carnival. Also known as batabano its like a parade. So its pretty much people dressed up in skimpy costumes dancing in the streets drunk grinding on each other. BRILL isn't it? So me n my bestieee "heh-laney" and my other bestiee named alex were dancing and crap when this HUGE float with reggae music pumping and people getting sprayed with a hose and- waving flags. We merged ourselves in and started screaming and dancing when the crowd like parted and the hose was right on us-WE GOT BLASTED!! N then this guy was gonna start grinding on alex but she moved- n she's like 12 and he was what 24?? Damn I love batabano. Well sorry this is long but I needed to vent :P ENJOY!!
"Umm hi?" I said even though it sounded like more of a question.
"So, how was your day?" he asked with a smile on his face- Emmet laughed. I could tell it was an inside joke.
"Err, Good thanks. Can I ask why I'm being kidnapped?" he laughed.
"Silly Bella! Your not being kidnapped, I'm merely returning your cell phone, and dropping you home." He handed me an iPhone with a purple studded case.
"Umm, as cool as this is, I'm afraid this isn't my phone. I don't even think my phone is worth a ¼ of this." I said.
"It's okay. Just keep it. And besides your phone fell into the toilet- so I needed to get you a new one" he said with a smile. That didn't seem possible.
"Now how exactly did that happen?" I questioned thinking he was lying.
"Well, when I went home that night I went to use the bathroom and rested your itty bitty little cell phone-which by the way has no reception whatsoever- onto the thing above the toilet. So as I was doing my… business- Emmet strolled in naked, not knowing I was in the bathroom. So that made me scream because seeing Emmet naked isn't very pleasant. In my attempt to run out, I jumped up so the phone fell down the already flushing drain. I tried to get it but it was already down the drain. Emmet ran out of the room and came back in a janitor's outfit saying he was "Mr. Plumber!" (Loll) – And sang a very catching theme song that had to do with cookies. He attempted to find your phone by sticking his hand down the drain but obviously it got stuck. So he jerked his hand up as far as he could which ended up pulling the toilet off the floor and pulling out all the plumbing. So we ended up getting drenched with dirty water and now I have no plumbing." He finished.
I almost peed myself laughing. When I finally composed myself I asked, "Wait. Why does Emmet live with you?" I leaned into the mini-fridge and took out a coke.
"Oh, he's my brother." He replied calmly.
"WHAT?!" I screeched, spitting out a mouthful of coke onto Emmet.
He chuckled, wiping the coke off his face. "I know, it's so obvious I'm the better looking brother." He said grinning from ear to ear. That made me laugh so hard, that I didn't realize we had reached my house. As I was getting out I realized I didn't want to leave Edward and Especially Emmet.
"Do you want to stay for dinner?" I blurted out. Immediately I started to blush, Edward smiled at that.
"Love too." He replied.
"Yayy Food!" screamed Emmet. (Loll)
As we were walking up the stairs to my house you could hear my mom scream,
"OH MY GOD! ITS EDWARD CULLEN!"
Lol so another short chapter, Im sorta just gaining my thoughts. Sorry ppl. I also have to do a report on Shakespeare. Its on his life and every one of his plays- any help? Many thanks for 108 Hits and the eleven reviews. heres the awesome people who now hold a special place in my heart. First review was the bottom to top.
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So thanks for reading! This is sorta a filler. Oh and it cracked me up writing about edwards night with emmet :P 10 reviews please. A lot like love next!!yay!! oh and by the way- about my new storyies they will be up AFTER I finish tainted love. It kills me to know ive procrastinated so much. Okay welll
Lotsa love and drunk people dancing with each other
-LANNA :D