The Parabatai Song

You're my parabatai, you can't avoid me forever,

Together, we look great in leather.

Closer than brothers,

Just from different mothers.

We use special runes,

To beat up goons.

This is the Parabatai song,

It's not very long.

Just to say, you're my parabatai,

I really want to eat some Thai!

Together defending mundies,

So they don't spoil their undies.

No one I admire more,

Than this bore

I happen to call

My best friend,

My parabatai.

W/M: The Parabatai Song everyone! Clearly I'm never going to make songs, or poetry. And the tune is just made up so enjoy!