1. Sing Stay Beautiful by Taylor Swift
2. Eat Chan
3. Join the Jonas Brothers (Wait, they might be better I mean, they already suck so what do they have to lose?)
4. Squirt milk out of his nose
5. Own a monster truck
6. Immitate Tarzan
7. Guest star on iCarly
8. Have his own reality show
9. Find a time machine
10. Become a woman( why waste those good looks?)