Chapter 3- Secrets,dresses, Oh me oh my!
"Well….Roxas didn't call me…… You?"
"Nahh….. You going to Selphies party?"
"It's a girl thing dude….Nahh….Its probably gonna blow anyways… You?"
"Yep"
"Dude, you serious?"
"Sora and roxas are gonna be there…"
"So?"
"it's a pool party…Only swimsuits allowed…"
"And your point is?"
"Sora…Roxas….Half naked……All wet.."
"I don't follo-OOHH….awesome…Ok ill be there…"
"Dumb ass…"
"Hey…….Barely realized this after how long??"
"Shut up!"
"Do you really think their sick?"
"Nope….they suck at lying."
"Yea…..Maybe we came on too strong?"
"Maybe…."
"Wanna go to their house…..Just to throw them off?"
"They'd Probaby get pissed…..Unless….. Waanna pick them up? For Selphie's party?"
"Yea.sure why not?"
Friday-Selphie's birthday partys today.
"Sooo boys, Your mothers dying to find out how good you look in the new dresses she bought for you! She sent them all the way from japan, And I'm also curiouse what you two will look like in them… She sent a variation of sizes just incase you two grew!"
"Auntie…..Yuffie……You're Practically the same age a us…And your our cousin……Why do you make us call you auntie when you torture us?"
"Nope! Three years older! And ima start teaching at your school too. Maby ill have you call me auntie there…."
"Im not getting in that…And neither is Sora!"
"Sora…in the dress now….Or your moogle gets it!" She Held a kunai up to the moogle's neck.
"No!! Im in …In in!"
"Good!, Your turn Roxanne!"
"Damn it Yuffie, No!"
"OOh really?
"Yea and theres nothing you can do to make me!"
"Oh really?"
"Yea really!"
"Orly?"
"Yea rly, And damn it yuffie! Stop making this sound like a freaking phone commercial!!""Roxy…….Not even for….Your own brother?"
"W-What are you gonna do?"
"Only….This!"She took out fluffy punk fuzz ball handcuffs.
"Okay?…..What are you…."WTH?
"Wait and see dear nephewzins."
"Um Yuffe?…"
"Yessssss?"
"Are you gonna…With..and…"
"What?….Ima tie sora up nakeds…"
"No….no you wont."
"Maby ill put the pics on myspace…….and photo-shop you in there…."
"You wouldn't…."
"Try me……"
"…Fine……" Roxas spat these words out.
"Yay!"
"….fuckindouch….ffie…"
"What was that Roxanne?"
"Shut up!"
"You really don't wanna test me blondie!"
"What…..are you gona take the pictures for mom or not?"
"Course blondie!"
"……"
Ding dong…..Ding dong…………………….. Dingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong"Going Damn it!"
Yuffie opens the door…And is startled by the two 'freaks' at the door.
"KYAAAAA!!,ROBBERS,GANG MEMBERS,FREAKS OF NATURE,HOMO'S!!"
Yuffie kicked the tallest one in the balls and the silver haired teen in the gut.
"Ghaaa……aaa…..aaaa…."
"Umph…..owwww…..nnnn…"
"Haha! that's what you scallywags get for coming in Yuffie' the great Ninja's territory!"
"Dude…….ow……Were here…..fo-owwww"
"What Axels trying to say is that…..that…were here for sora and roxas…"
"Aha! So you've come to kidnap em is that it ?! Well I wont let ya!"
She drop-kicked riku and kicked axel in the stomach.
"KYAA!"
"Yuffie!"
"YUFFIE!"
"What?…..Hey rox, your aprons coming off.."
"Yea….so?"
"Here, lemme fix it ……Yuffie……Why are axel and riku on the front pourch……crouched over……in pain…….crying?"
"Yea…wait..Why are they here?…Here…HERE?!"
"BROTHER!!"
"Oh crap….."
"Phhhfffttt…Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahaa…What the hell…Are …you..Hahah….guys wearing?!"
"I-I cant breathe!"
"So what if they're wearing French Maids outfits? I think they look cute with the pantyhose and head accessories? The Girl school shoes give them an innocent look! They Are cute. End of story. Nothing dang funny!"
"……….HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
"THAT'S HYSTARICAL MAN!"
"Oh really? You really think they look funny in them?"
"Duhh!…Man, That was good!"
"Oh really spikey? What bout you grandma?"
"Im Riku, And nothing can beat this!" They cracked up in laughter.
"…Ha..hahaha….phfft…..Yea they kinda do…" S-She wasn't laughing normally……Why wasn't she laughing normally?………..
"You know what would really knock your socks off?" She smirked….Yuffie smirked…..Shit.
"HAHAHAHAHAH!"
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"Wait! Why are WE in dresses?!"
"Cause, You made fun of my cousins and I hadn't first!"
"Um Yuffie?"
"Yea Red?"
"Um…..The skirt……doesn't cover…….."
"You wear the g-string I told you to?"
"I kinda had to since you said youd beat me with my spine…"
"So what doesn't it cov-OH MY GOD!…Put them away!!"
"Sora! Cover your eyes!"
"What'd you say Rox?"Roxas tried to cover my eyes.
"Eww."
"Shut up Grandma!"
"That's not funny…"
"Hey um….Axel….."
"Yea rox?"
"Your balls are jiggling every time you try to hit Riku…."
"Oh….." Axels face flushed…. I wonder why?
"Hey sora!"
"Yea Yuffie?"
"Smile!"
Cachig!
"H-Hey!"
"This thongs giving me a rash…."
"No one wants to know about your rash riku…" Axel snorted.
"No one wants to see your jiggling balls axel." riku snapped back.
"Hey…Yuffie?"
"Whats up sora?"
"Um……..The…..the…"
"Yea sora?"
"The webcam's on……And I think its been recording this on youtube…….."
"Ohh, that's right they got a new program that puts your recordings on directly…"
"And this has to do with what?"
"Axel…..you're a dumb ass…"
"What? I don't get it….."
"What riku's trying to say is that this whole thing has been recorded and will be put on you tube automatically."
"So why are we not freaking out?"
"It'll only do that if the timer runs out."
beep-beep-beep…beep-beep-beep, Uploading….Uploading….
"Whats it doing?"
"Uploading….Duh…."
"UPLOADING?!"
"Dude! Cancel Cancel!"
"Im going im going!"
Upload complete.
"DUDE!"
"Cool it Riku!"
"ROXAS, You must be related to Axel."
"Shut up!"
"Brother, Cant you just delete it before any one looks at it?"
"Yea…Let me see…..Delete…Ok!"
'Server busy, Your request has been sent, Please do not send again Server is busy, Your Video will be deleted as soon as seven days, Thank you for your patience.'
"…….."
"……."
"……."
"……."
"You guys are screwed……"
"Can it Yuffie!"
"Relax! I mean how many people can watch one video in a week?"
"Y-Yea…you're right…."
"H-Hey roxas"
"Yea?"
"Whats that number stand for?"
"Ohh, it means how many people have watched this video."
"500?"
"Yea…"
"FIVE HUNDRED?!"
"Oh snaps….you guys are screwed."
"Dude…all the guys at school go on you tube….."
"Yea I know!!"
"It changed..."
ALL FOUR BOUY GULPED...
"50000...views...oh um...wow..is that even possible?" soras voice was shaking...
"Going to selphie's party doesn't sound like suck a hot idea anymore……."
"No shit."
"Um...oh look...comments..."
"Damn..."
"Hells naw..."
"Say what?!"
comments:
username-comment
superiorpwnsjooall-the red head is soooooooooooooo fucking sexy, id like to tap that right about now...scratch that..id tap all of them! 3333 .
Squallheartz-i think i know these people...
SEPHIROTHH8ER- b-bro's?!
yaoi artist eniman- ROXAS?!SORA?!RIKU?! ...axel i understand but guyyyyyyyyyyys!! you should have posed... this'll be great for modeling examples! ill put the pics on my deviantart! ;
Princiesskiari-... you have got to be fucking kidding me...
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"So……Find a new victim this year?"
Xenmas signed out of youtube.
"Saix, you know you're the only one for me…"
"Such a cheesy line Xenmas…."saix always had a tendancy at melting at his corny lines.
"You're my secretary, Now act like it…" Xenmas smiled coyly.
"Oh im sorry Sir…"Saix leaned over and kissed the Superior.
"That's why I like you…."
"So, Have you?"
"Yea…a young brunette boy……I believe his name is…..Sora….."
"Sora Harada?"
"Yes…..Harada…."
"And why him exactly, if i may ask?"
"...Lets just say i fancy me some young boys in dresses now..."
"I hear a cetain Riku Masaki is after your Sora……"
"Really?……….Take care of that delinquent will you?"
"Yes…I do believe will….."
"Excellent…."
"He has a brother…"
"Masaki?, What do I care about that urchin?"
"No, not him, Harada….His name is Roxas Harada….."
"Whats the age difference?"
"Their twins…..Roxas seems to be the older one…"
"…..Interesting….."
"You really know how to pick them sir…..Always aiming at the challenges…."
"I love them young……"
"Of course sir……"
"So what's the plan this time?"
"Here,….'Blue print's' This ones fail proof ."
"As always……Excellent………"
"Will there be anything els you wish for Superior?"
"Call me Master…I thought I told you that last time…"
"Kinky."
"Yes…."
"As always…….."
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"What?….What are they up to now?"
"Hey Aerith…."
"Cloud Hush!"Areith jumped on cloud and shoved her hands to close his mouth.
"Well,well,well, what do we have here?"
"S-Saix….."
"Now if you wish to do that please don't corrupt our pupils pure minds, Do that else were."
"Saix, Who is it?"
"No need to concernn your self Superior."
"….."
"I suggest you best move along your way now Ms. Aerith……"
"Y-Yes…..Lets move along Cloud."
"Um…yea..Ok…"
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Further down the hallway.
"Where the hell is this office?"
"Leon, Dude, Chill out ,yo"
"Reno, You're freaking 20, Act your age not your shoe size."
"Yea….Reaaaally Original there."
"Shut up."
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"Hey Aerith wait!"
"Sora…why….Would he want sora for something……Something's fishy around here…"Aerith was running towards Reno and leon at full speed when she slickly slipped right into the room in front of the bewildered two."
"Hey Aerith! Why'd you-Whoa!""Whoa man!" Reno stepped aside just intime to avoid the full speed blond.Leon, Wasn't so fortunate.
CRASH!!
"Owww….."
"Im So sorry….Um…Mr….."
"Leon, The names Leon."
"Push Push Touch Touch!"
"What-Hey!"
"Sorry dudes, Gotta go, Yo."
"Reo get back here Damn it!!"
"Oww……."
"Why did he push me?"
"Um…Dude…get off….."Leons leg was millimeters away from Professor clouds…..Well you know….Wee-wee.
"Oh ,My bad"
"Well Cloud, It seems that you've gone from molesting students to Teacher now…My,my, How you've leveled up….."
"Hey bitch Give my the Fucking money!"
"Well, It seems I have to tend to Delinquents…My how this school has changed…Its Probably one of your students I suppose…Oh wait, No….I know its one of them…."
"What did I tell you Sephroth! My students are PERFECT."
"Sure….What ever…."
"Fuckin whore ,wheres mah money?! Ima shank you Mother Fucker!!"
"Such foul language…I'll be off now"
"No one cares Dick wad."
"Language I'd expect from teacher to student….Such a fine example you've set for your Pupils…"
"Dude, Don't you need to try and get laid or something? You seem lke you really need it." Leon, unexpectedly Pronounced.
"Well, I never!"
"Of course you've never, Now run along mam, I hate Owning a fine lady such as your self."
"Im a gentlemen!…Not that you'd know."
"OOOHH really threatning, I just got told off by an old he-she Woman grandpa thing."
Sephiroth decided to just walk away,Seeing as he couldn't win this battle.
"Dude, You owned Sephiroth…..Your like my idol."
"I went to a public school in Hollow Baston, I should know."
"Names Cloud." Cloud offered a friendly hand shake.
"Leon." He accepted.
"You a new teacher here?"
"Yes, And I should be getting to The main office with….Xenmas…"
"You mean Mansex."
"What?"
"Every one around here calls him that, Hes a total ass. His office is straight down this hall way, Good luck."
"Thank you."
leon left on his merry little way off to the deepest pits of hell.
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"He'll probably get accepted in easy."aerith blurted out.
"Aerith, Were were you?"
"Ohh plotting evil plans, praying for Mansexes own demise, You know the usual."
"What makes you say he'll get accepted in easily?"
"Reno, where the hell were you?"
"I went wee-wee, Got a probem with that? No? Diddnt think so."
"He has a nice ass."
"What?"
"E-Excuse me?"
"Yea, I mean that's why we call him mansex after all, He gay y'now, So leon+nice plump asshomefree "
"Reno stay out of this."Cloud shoved Reno in the nearest classroom.
aerith caught up to leon.
"Youll do fine, Just compliment what he has on and his hair,It always works."
"Um…Thank you?"
"No problem, Jut remember,SMILE, he loves it when men do that...and you should probably look him up and down, but not while the blue bulldog secratary of his its there..."
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The bell to school rings
"Well well, Have all of you enjoyed your whole week off?"
"Yes, Ms. Areith" The whole class seemed cheerful, Hahh, just the way I liked it…Wait….Why are axel,sora,roxas and riku so bumbed out?
"Boys, Whats wrong? Don't you like my class?"
"Its cause of you tube!"
"Tidus, No speaking with out permission….But since you helped me out on the mysery of the gloomy fellows,You only have to write number 10 twenty times instead if fifty."
"Yea Ms. Aerith."
"Tho I'll take them all away if you tell me exactly why."
"Its kinda hard to explain…can't I just show you?"
"That would be an excellent idea! Class please procede to writing the terms on the board and looking up the defnitions, That will be all."
"Here, Go on youtube."
"Ok..Now what?"
"Ok..Let me type in….. Ok click this one….Volume all the way down…Play…."
"……..OH DEAR….."I bet my cheeks were rosy…
"My boys..I had no idea ou were into cross dressing…and in such outfits….Tell me, where'd you get them?"
"……"
"….damn it…."
"……."
"I know, Don't we look sexy?"
"AXEL!!" All the gloomy bunch seemed to yell at poor Axel.
"HAHAHAHAHAH!!" The whole class burst out in laughter.
Just then a clerical seemed to come in.
"Why hellow there Namine, Whos this for?…Oh my…I hope its nothing bad…"
"Oh no don't worry mam….The principal just wishes to speak with him."
"Alrighty then…..Sora Harada, The principal would like to speak with you immediately……I have no clue why…"
"Sora what did you do?"
"Nothing Rox, I don't know why he's calling me up….."
"Be careful…."
"Don't worry…"
Sora grabbed the pass from my hand and the whole class went 'oooooooooo"
"I do hope it's nothing serious…." I looked at his brother…and he seemed really concerned…..I just had to do something……Poor Roxas…I bet he was even more nervous than his brother was…..
"Roxas, Please come to my desk……."
"Um...sure…"
"Are you done with the assignment?"
"Um yea, why?"
"I thin you would like to go fetch me some flour from the kitchen. And then go deliver this to principal Xenmas, wouldn't you?"
"Um.." I winked at him and he seemed to get the clue.
"Yes Mam!" He mouthed a thank you to me and I just simply smiled at him.
He got me the flour Sooner than I expected and I wrote him a new pass and handed him the paper work he was to deliver.
"Thank you mam."
"Now Don't run!" I'm sure He got the clue to take long to figure out were and why his brother had been called up, Such a bright kid that Roxas.Unlike Sephiroth….What an idiot! Bitch give mah money whore…pffttt….I knew that ventriloquist class was good for something, Aside from scarring cloud to no end…And it seems Clouds got himself a new boyfriend…….Mr. Leonheart…….Interesting…….indeed…...i wounder if the boys have noticed their brothers teaching at this school yet...
"I might not be that bright with school,But I understand booby...i mean body...body language, Something me and sora were total opposites at, I was street smart, he was book smart….sexy….kind..caring…..and ohh soo great in bed.
"Snap out of it Roxas, You need to get to the principals office to sora….."
I knocked on the principals door….
"Yes..what is it?" His seratary bitch answered..I hated saix…
"Um..here….I Showed him the papers and he snatched them from my hand.
"Is that all?"yellow demon eyes glared at me
"Um.." I shrank
"AHHHHH!! Help!!"
"S-SORA?!"what the fuck?!
"Damn it…."Saix snapped at the shreik.
"Roxas help me! h-he Tried to-"sora shot out of the principals offict into the secratarys room.
"This should knock you out!"saix swiftly grabbed an amonia bottle and some cloth from his desk drawer.
I smelled ammonia being shoved up in a cloth to my nose, Xenmas did the same to Sora. I knew what to do.
I fainted.
"Shit, I didn't expect to get any mesengers. What should we do with them?"
"Send them to the nurses office of course, Say someone accidentally spilled a bottle of amonia and some one tried to clean it up..Then the boys slipped and fell due to running in the hallway and the rags fell on their faces, causing them to ne knocked out."
"True, But that could never work….."
"They slipped in the boys bathroom..on spilled amonia… and hit their heads…Simple. "
"Saix, you truly are a master mind."
"Sir, I plead you not to do as you wish with sora At this moment, After all the nurse does check EVERY aspect of their being…..But she could never know if they fell or not, Head traumas are not her specialties, What they saw could be blamed on their head taking a fall. A mere illusion."
"That's why I love you Saix…."
I balcked out then, He did have the ammonia rag still shoved to my face…..But I know what I heard….Only one person who I trusted with this matter….not my parents….Sid..or any other teacher…But Aerith…….
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"I see…so that what happened?…..oh my…Head trauma…I hope not….."
"Nnmm…."
"Oh he's woken."
"Roxas, Dear are you alright?"
"Mnn…..Y-Yea…."
"Aerith?"
"Yes Tifa?"
"Could you look after them for a bit, I need to run to professor Zack, It seems Selphie Has a bleeding nose that wont stop….."
"Of course…."
"Thank you, I wont be long."
"Ms. Aerith?"
"Yes Roxas?"
"What happened?"
"You mean you don't remember?"she seemed concerned.
"Um…"
"You slipped and fell on your head…. Sora as well." bullshit.
"Is he ok?"
"Yes, He still seems to be sleeping tho…"
"That's not what happened….."i knew i could trust aerith...after all...she is the one who wasthe families trusted friend, and when our parents died...she introduced us to our current stable...better family.
"Oh no? That's what Superior told Tifa."
"I heard them…I didn't breath in the amonia they held to my face….I held my breath..I heard them talk about….."
"Hold on, What ammonia? Who talk about what?Does this have to do with your brother aswell?"
"Principal Xenmas and Saix, They were talking about doing something to sora…..I don't know what they were talking about….But sora was crying…And screaming for help….And I ran inside the office and saix shoved an ammonia soaked clothe at me and Xenmas as Sora. I have a bad feeling about this….."
"Interesting………..Anything else?"
"No…….Except Saix seems to be the brains behind this…what ever it is…."
"No need to worry. ……….Hmmm……."
"What?…"
"Oooh nothing……. Just keep me informed…..alright?"she gave me a sweet smile which i returned poorly.
"Y-Yea…."I knew superior and is slut were up to something…But exactly what has it to do with sora…hmm…….
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Roxas and soras house.
"Hey…Sora?"
"Yea Roxas?"
"Why Did The principal want to talk to you for?" Sora's face turned pale.
"I-I don't know……I forgot everything that happened there de to my fall…"
"Does your head hurt?"
"No..Why?" Sora..why are you lying??
"Y-You know. The school auctions coming up…….You gonna sign up?"
"No way man….You?"
"Yuffie took my moogle with her……"
"Oh……"well...when ever sora lost or mom or dad took away his moogle, he would always sleep with me as a replacement...competeing with a toy...how pathetic...well atleast it wasnt that bad...
"And your Ipod…"
"Damn it!"
"Yea….."
"No choice then huh?…."
"Nope……"
"Damn it!"
"My,my, Whats this I hear about Auctions?
"Mom!!" We both basically shrieked in excitement…Not like girls or anything…..totally manly……
"Hellow boys!"
"Dad!" dad popped in the living room.
"Riona, were do you want the bags?"
"In my room dear!"
"Of course my love!"
"Dad got a raise?"
"Yep!"
"So how have you been? Still virgins right! Hahaha!"
"Y-Yea….haha..."This caught me off guard.
"Oh! Don't look so glum dear! Im sure you'll get to it sooner or later….Preferably later I hope…"
"Y-YEA.."sora was no fricken liar expertise.
"So how was your trip?"i had to change the subject fast.
"Heavenly! Your fether didn't stay long tho, Ooh I saw the picture yuffie mailed me! Devine!"
"Hey has Dad talked to you about work lately?"
"Ohh Roxas theres no need to worry on such trivial matters! Rufus is on top of everything Silly!"
"'Why does dad still wear that eye patch?"
"Ohh sweet heart, He got that infection again……I hate that dratted geo-stigma…."
"Yea……."
"Ohhh boys……I got you a present!"
"Yay!"Awsomeness...
"Wait sora,….Mom is it in any way related to cross dressing…Torture or in any way fun to you?"
"No silly, I got you cellphones!! They have great recording, Pictures and Intenet were ever you go wireless! These models arent supposed to be out until next year , Althogh they might have some flaws considering their prototypes, But hey everything works!!"
"I knew there was a catch…But hey Finally cellphones!"
"EEEpp!!"
sora got shocked when he opened the phone.
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"That didn't go as smoothly as we anticipated did it saix…."
"No Master……."
"Good…."
"I have another plan none the less."
"Excellent, How is Professor Leon's Trial going?"
"Hes an excellent teacher, And the students seem to take a likeing to him."
"Yes……indeed…"
"You rang Superior?"
"Aerith…….Yes…..sit down."
"Whats this about sir?"
"Are you familiar with the student named Harada?
"Roxas Harada"
"No…I believe, Sora Harada….."
"………Oh yes!……What about him?"
"Tell me…What is his behavior in your class like? And problems with his participation?"Hes a very bright student who answers and raises his hand for any and ever question asked, He doesn't let others stop his determination and asks questions fluently…….
"Hes a normal student like any other."
"What about Tutoring? Does he need any?" He's an honor student, Hence why hes in my class.
"No, I don't think its necessary…"
"Any trouble with any of his cooperation with any of the other students?"
Hes a very well behaved student,And why the sudden intrest in sora anyways?
"No, None at all."Why the sudden….ooh I see…
"That will be all Ms. Aerith, Thank you for your time."
Somthings seriously wrong…….
"May I recommend two teachers for Martial arts, Band, and Mathematics, and philosophy class?"
"Ms. Aerith you know They have to come and go through standard procedures."
"Sora did mention something about a dream..But vaguely talked about it..Something with…a-amonia?" Anyways ,Do they rreally, They have everything in order, And can start as soon a tomorrow."
"O-Oh he did, did he….I still think they sould be intervi-"
"Yea roxas too, but they say that they have a lot of similar dreams, considering they're twins afterall and have like same brain waves or something…"
"Really?…Interesting……Maybe I could let them with just a simple-"
"That's how they work, Twins and all, Yuffie and Vincent have been to private elite schools afterall. They also seem inseperable, Roxas and sora.Cute really."
"…..Hmmm…Can they start tomorrow, Just sent their paperwork to Saix next week and tommow so they can start their trial week…..Really inseperable?….Hmmm….."
"Great! Ill give them a call!…"
"Thank you for your time Aerith."
Dumbass……I knew he wanted to do something to do woth sora…but its surely not school related……Why would he want to know about the Harada's personal life…….
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