Hows it going bros! Welcome to the 3rd chapter of KOHONA's HAREM!
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Chapter 3
'hehehe they are so fucked'
Naruto had spent all night working on his master prank for the punks who sent the letter. All he needed to do was wait for them to arrive at Kohona's mall and prank their asses. He was grinning so much that he almost looked like the Grinch when he smiles.
'Mess with me will ya? Well your about to experience first hand what it means to get pranked by Naruto.'
*time skip*
"Hey Hano. You think it was a good idea to send that letter? This is Naruto were talking about…no one can prank him"
"Positive Mao, if this works out then all of Kohona will learn to respect the prank masters."
While the gang was talking Naruto was patiently waiting. Today will be the day they will learn some respect. That was until Hinata somehow appeared with a guy carrying her tied up.
"ah…Kan you made it, and I see you brought the bitch with you too."
"Yep. Just like you said boss, it wasn't easy but I managed to get her."
"Perfect! Everything's coming into place. As soon as Naruto comes to 'save' Hinata, we will e waiting tot prank the hell out of him. He doesn't know what's coming to him."
"you just made the biggest mistake of your life…"
Naruto appeared from behind the guy carrying Hinata and hit his pressure point…making him fall unconscious. But before they could grab him Naurto flipped over the first two guys and again hit their pressure points knocking them out. The Hano just stood their flabbergasted and surprised.
"w-what! How!?"
"Bad move ass hole. Messing with me is one thing…"
Red angry aura started to surround Naruto and formed his famous fox like features…by now all the workers in the mall barricaded their shops and all the shoppers took for cover.
"But messing with one of my loved ones, has just earned you a death sentence."
Before Hano could grab his katana naruto had him in the air by his neck. He tried to get out of his grip but only found it impossible when suddenly Naruto and him appeared on top of the Hokage tower and Hano hanging on the edge.
"W-WAIT! PLEASE!"
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right here, right now?"
"B-Because i-I have information you could use!"
"What could you possible know that I don't?"
"Sasuke…" After hano said that the pressure increased on his neck
"TALK.." said Naruto darkly
"H-He's alive…"
"Bullshit. I killed him."
"I-Its true we saw him in the village of sand! Please believe me Im not lying!" said Hano desperately
After a few moments of silence Naruto used his father golden flash move to flash back to the mall and drop Hano to the ground.
"Come here again…and a new graves going to be opened just for you."
With terror in his eyes Hano violently shook his head agreeing to his terms. And with that the teenager's never came back to Kohona. After they were gone Naruto untied Hinata and carefully carried her to his apartment. When they got there he gently set her in his sofa and grabbed a glass of water for her.
"Hinata…are you okay?"
"hmm?...yeah im fine"
"Good, for a minute their I was scared."
"Don't worry Naruto…im not as fragile as I look."
"I know…but I still worry."
Hinata blushed at Naruto's caring nature. He really is sweet and kind to all his loved ones. It was then that Sakura and Ayame came running in checking in on her. When they saw she was okay they went to the kitchen and returned with water in their hands.
"So Naruto…did you take care of them?" asked Sakura giving Naruto her business face
"Yeah…but we have a problem"
"what problem?"
"its Sasuke…he's alive"
*time skip-next day*
"Is it this way or this way? Man why does Kohona have to be so hard to find…"
Shizuka had been walking through a forest for hours even with a map in her hands. It had been so long since she went to Kohona, she honestly found herself lost. She hoped to find Naruto soon, she had some important news to give him.
"uh shizuka…you have the map upside down…"
"…"
"…"
"not one word about this to ANYONE….got it Tokiwa?"
"got it"
After about 2 hours later of walking through the forest shizuka and Tokiwa reached the front entrance of Kohona. But what they found waiting for them surprised them completely. There hanging on the gate was Naruto giving his signature fox like grin, almost as if he knew they were coming.
"Hey Shizuka and Tokiwa! What's hanging?"
"Okay first bad joke and second how did you know we were coming?" asked tokiwa as calm headed as ever.
"I could sense you guys a mile away so I thought I'd meet up with you at the front entrance….why that wrong?"
"No…just seemed suspicious"
"Hey Naruto…can we talk privately?" asked Shizuka blushing a little
"uhh…sure. Lets meet at my apartment."
Naruto vanished in a trail of leaves and appeared in his apartment preparing for his guests. Back on shizuka and tokiwa they started walking through the town trying to find his apartment when they accidently bumped into Hinata and Sakura who were holding groceries.
"OH MY GOD! Im so sorry guys I didn't see you there!" said shizuka helping them up.
"its alright shizuka…wait what are you doing here?"
"I have some news I have to get to naruto…can you help me find his apartment?" asked shizuka scratching the back of her head.
"sure…we were just heading there anyway." Said Hinata grabbing the dropped groceries
*time skip*
Sakura and hinata walked to the front of the door when an interesting aroma smacked their noses. It was strange yet familiar at the same time. They just couldn't find out what it was. That was until shizuka smashed through the door and charged threw the kitchen finding her favorite thing in the whole world.
"RAMEN!" she then dove straight to the big bowl of ramen devoring it completely…Tokiwa was just rubbing her temples while sakura and hinata were confused as fuck. They knew naruto mostly ate ramen but for some reason the smell was different then what they were used too. For now they just moved on and ate the dinner. Once they were done naruto and shizuka walked into his room and sat down on the bed.
"so shizuka…what is it you wanted to talk about?"
"…naruto…i-its about that day when you saved me from that marriage. I-I just wanted to thank you properly."
"its fine shizuka...besides it what i do"
"hehe...yeah your right. but i just thought i should let you know."
"well...um your welcome shizuka."
it was then after a moment of silence that Tokiwa appeared in the room between naruto and shizuka.
"AHHHH! WHAT THE HELL!" yelled naruto falling back on the bed.
"TOKIWA! we were having a moment!"
"really? because to me it seemed like you two were just talking...and naruto"
"yeah?"
"Sakura and Hinata wanted me to tell you that their 'in the mood' "
"..."
"..."
'those girls really need some self control...am i really THAT good at sex?'
"well...uh thanks Tokiwa. and Shizuka"
"yeah?"
"it was nice having you over...it's been a long time"
Shizuka blushed at his comment and without warning leaned over and kissed Naruto on the cheek.
"Son't forget naruto...i'll be back"
And just like that Shizuka and Tokiwa vanished in a trail of mist ( i think thats what they call it when they disapear right?).
"..."
'well...that was unexpected'
'your telling me kid, didnt think she had it in her.'
'oh hey kyuubi...why havent you said anything lately?'
'i was just enjoying the show. its not everyday you have girls coming at you...'
'yeah i guess it is kyuubi.'
that was when Sakura came into the room wearing what appeared to be a red lingerie outfit and Hinata wearing a tight purple lingerie.
'you know i almost feel sorry for you...if it wasnt so funny to watch'
'shut it you damn fox'
"ohhh Naruto..."
"i am not going to sleep tonight am i?"
"nope..."
"ugghhh...what the hell."
and on that night...Naruto did not in fact sleep at all
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hope you guys loved this one, please leave a comment on who should be next on KOHONA's HAREM!
-thorgon33