Disclaimer: I don't own Dark Angel. But I own Alec. (Evil Laugher) (Producers approach with lawyers.) I don't own Alec either. :(

A/N: Enjoy!

Way Past Freaky

What he needed was a plan! Find his body. That sounded like a good place to start.

"Hey Cindy." He called. "I promised Alec I'd stop by his place. Tell Normal I'll be there soon. With his oh so precious Golden Boy."

Alec hoped that sounded like Max. He was brushing his teeth. Her teeth. Whatever!

"That boy is going to be the death of you boo. Why don't you whip his sorry ass and be done with it." He didn't know what to say. Did they really think he only as a nuisance.

He scrubbed his teeth harder. OC came over and stood by the door. "If you brush any harder, there will be nothing left."

He didn't respond but stopped brushing and picked up the comb.

He stared at it. It stared back. It couldn't be all that different to use on long hair.

Her hair was a mess. He guessed he had to do something with it. He sighed.

"You know Max. You can tell me anything." OC said.

"I know." He responded and smiled softly. OC was really nice to Max. Too bad he couldn't get the same attention. He really did envy Max's relationship with OC. Great! He was going soft.

Pulling the comb through her hair was the strangest sensation. He never thought he'd be doing this.

Now all he had to do was throw some clothes on.

Then he remembered. He was a girl now. Crap!

Several minutes later. Several very confusing and frustrating minutes later. Who knew a bra could be so hard to put on.

Thinking back to it now sent shivers down his spine.

He'd put on a simple blue t-shirt and jeans.

"How do I look?" Alec asked trying to keep the worry out of his voice.

"Fine." OC said "I'm gonna go now. So, I'll see you later."

"Kay." Alec said distracted. Looking for Max's leather jacket. Where could she have possibility put it?

"Over here boo. Sometimes I think you're worse then a guy." OC sighed before exiting the apartment.

Calm. Cool. Collated. Remember that Alec. And everything will be fine.

Then, he left the safe confines of Max's apartment.

Next chapter hopefully up by tomorrow.