The World of Evil Jade and Auntie Snix

By

BornthisWay201f

Part Three

The following Day...

Tvega, PrincessBrit, QueenQ, Auntie Snix and Evil J enters..

Auntie Snix: What up Vega?

Tvega: Hey Snix.

QueenQ: Hey Snix.

Auntie Snix: OMG Glee was awesome.

QueenQ: I can't believe B blasted K like that.

Evil J: What happened?

Tvega: Why did B do that?

PrincessBrit: The Unicorn was sending texts to someone and B found out so he sang It's not right, but it's okay...

Tvega: Oh shit.

QueenQ: Dude it was awkward but I never saw B that pissed off.

Evil J: Yeah he was texting or sexing.

Auntie Snix: I think sexting.

Evil J: I would used my small scissors on the Unicorn.

Barbara Fan Enters

Barbara Fan: What's everyone talking about?

QueenQ: B

Barbara Fan: OMB

Evil J: Did you just say Oh My Barbara?

Barbara Fan: Yeah.

Evil J: That's rich.

Tvega: That's rich?

Evil J: SHUT IT VEGA!

Tvega: Come on J no one from our school is on here.

Barbara Fan: Do you go to school with Evil?

Tvega: Yes I do and she is evil.

Evil J: Bitch I know where you live.

Tvega: You say that all the time but your never going to do anything about it...

Evil J: Don't push me Vega I'm in a bad mood.

Tvega: Your always in a bad mood and that's why God made...

Evil J: Vega...

Auntie Snix: I don't think you want her to do something about it.

QueenQ: Do what?

EvilJ leaves.

Tvega: She's just being J.

Auntie Snix: Dude I don't see her on a day to day basis and I even know you shouldn't have said that

Tvega: The doorbell just rang.

Barbara Fan: Is Evil J really evil?

Auntie Snix: Barbara if I'm given a warning and they call me Satan, what do you think?

Red-Cat: YOUR SATAN! They call you Satan. You don't know evil like Jade. She insults for fun and she tried to ruin our prom by playing a scary video and got a guy in a diaper to perform in our prom.

Auntie Snix: That's why we respect each other.

Princess Brit: San-San is only evil when she needs to be.

Auntie Snix: Thank you baby Girl.

Tvega: AFK.

Tori walked to the door and opened it to find Jade there.

"What do you have to say now Vega?" Jade asked. Tori pulled Jade in for a kiss and the Leather jacket clad girl returned with the same feeling. "God I love it when we fight." Tori said and Jade responded, "We're doing this for privacy and so..." "I totally understand we have to make everyone believe we're still the same that meets we could flirt with anyone as long as we don't..." Tori said and Jade responded, "I don't want everyone to want to go out with us or any of that bullshit. I mean Beck knows I'm bi and Andre knows your bi."

"Jade is fine." Tori reassure her and Jade ease out of the embrace. "Can I just stay here for a while?" Jade asked and Tori granted her request then told her she had a present for Jade. Jade looked in the bag and said, "Oh thank you."

Jade pulled out the box set of paranormal Activity. "We could watch all three tonight." Tori said and Jade responded, "If you make it through the first one I will do anything you want." Tori then whispered, "Don't make bets you can't own up to."