"Naruko?"

Sasuke asked the black haired female that was handing him a drink. Sasuke, Kiba, Neji, Sai, and Lee sat at a round table being served drinks by a pretty black haired lady that Sasuke recognized easily. The young woman chuckles at Sasuke's words as if he had just said a joke.

"Oh Hokage! You are so funny!" The waitress said as she moves her holding tray towards her face. Kiba, who was already sipping on his drink, begins to stare closely at the waitress.

"She's too nice to be Naruko," Neji says as he examines his drink. The waitress winks at his words.

"Right, my name is Nada! I am not that….brute! Yes, brute Naruko that everyone hates for no reason." Nada (or Naruko) said.

"Not her, she doesn't have Naruko's birthmarks," Kiba says. Sasuke, on the other hand, see's through Naruko's get up. Naruko was dressed up in a whole different appearance. She wore concealer and heavy foundation to cover up her birthmarks. Instead of her traditional red and orange makeup colors, today she wore blue eyes shadow and purple lipstick. Her blue orbs were currently being covered by the brown contact lens. And covering her short blonde, red tip hairstyle was a puffy brown haired wig that even covered up her ears. But the thing that got to Sasuke the most was what she was wearing.

Like all waitresses here, Naruko wore latex black booty shorts that revealed all of her firm curves. The top part was a red bikini top that looked like it was struggling to maintain her double (or possibly triple) D's. Her left breast had the logo of the bar on it, along with her red thigh highs. On her feet was five-inch heels that looked like it could poke holes through the floor.

Their sight of Naruko was beautiful to Sasuke! It also pissed him off that she was working in a place like this. A bikini bar, exposing her hot body to all the men and women that came in here! But, he wasn't really shocked since the bar was owned by Jiraiya. Still, men look at Naruko the same way Sasuke looks at a normal waitress still pissed him off.

"Naruko, you are going home!" Sasuke growled before standing up. Naruko's eyes widen in shock as she tries to back away from Sasuke, only to be stopped when he threw his large robe over her semi-naked body.

"GET OFF ME!" Nada (Naruko) screamed.

"Sasuke, that isn't Naruko!" Kiba shouted as Sasuke tries to cover her with his jacket.

"Sasuke, even if it is Naruko…" Lee started. "It is not our business to tell her what to do!"

"EXACTLY!" Nada (Naruko) shouted before ripping his jacket off her body. In the process, the hook of his jacket that held the clothe together latched onto her wig. Ripping it off, exposing her short blonde hair with red tips. Nada, or Naruko now, eyes widen when she saw her wig on the ground.

"Well shit," Naruko growled before looking over at Sasuke. "My god, you are such an ass!"

"Oh, it is Naruko," Sai says as he looks at her stomach. "You know, your more tone than I thought. I would have never imagined you to have a six-pack."

"Thanks, boy thot!" Naruko tells him with a wink. She then bends down and picks up her wig. "Now if you will excuse me, I need to go to work!"

"You are not working here Naruko!" Sasuke growled as he grabs his jacket. "You are going to get dress and go home! That is an order from your Hokage!"

Naruko stared at Sasuke for a few seconds before bursting into laughter. She laughed so hard that she had to grip her stomach from the laughter she was producing. Once she was done, she looks over to Sasuke and says:

"That was a good joke Sasuke! Oh, I needed that right now, thank you!" Naruko chuckled. "Okay, that was funny! I have to go now. See you tomorrow!"

"Naruko…"

Sasuke growled as a blue aura begins to appear around his body. Naruko eyes widen a bit at the sight of Sasuke's chakra as it grows. Lee and Sai slowly lower under the table, as Kiba and Neji chug their drinks down before the unspeakable happens.

"Sasuke wait! This is Jiyara's bar so don't-*BANG*

Her words were cut off by a large blast of Chakura created by none other than the villages Hokage. And boy was it big! His attack actually not only blew off the front door but possibly the front area of the small building. What was once a cute brick building, was now a lego mess created by Sasuke in a fit of rage. Once the smoke cleared and Sasuke regained his cool, his eyes widen at the sight of the damage he had done.

"Oh, crap…" Sasuke muttered.

(The Next day)

"Why didn't you just leave Naruko?" Sakura shouted at the blonde female. Naruko was sitting on top of Sasuke's desk being lecture by Sakura on something she didn't do. Sai sat at the couch listening to the whole discussion, enjoying every moment of it as he sat on his seat with a smile.

"It is not my job to entertain him on everything!" Naruko shouted.

"What else do you do?" Sai chuckled. Naruko was about to give the creepy copy-cat a glare but was stopped by Sakura.

"Because of you, we have over 50 thousand dollars of property damage yesterday! That is above the budget!" Sakura shouted in anger.

"Oh, speaking of the budget…" Naruko started. "Can you make Jiraiya bar next on the repair list."

"Can't! We went WAY over budget this year. We barely repaired your…outbursts." Sai explains as he points to the large hole in Sasuke's office.

"Jiraiya bar will have to wait until next year when our budget is refilled if someone doesn't have another fit," Sakura said.

"But it wasn't my fault, it was his!" Naruko shouted before pointing to the empty seat that Sasuke would normally sit at.

"He ordered you to leave, you should have left! This is your fault Naruko, not his! Own up to it!" Sakura shouted at Naruko. The blonde released a low growl of annoyance.

"You are always on his side," Naruko growled.

"I don't like to argue with you Naruko, I really don't! After ten years, you eventually get tired. I just want you to just shut up and listen for once! In fact, why don't you go home for today Naruko. We don't need you right now! So just go!" Sakura growled.

"Uh, yea we do..." Sai interrupted the pink haired woman. This only added fuel to the flame.

"It would be an actual fucking blessing if she left right fucking now! Constantly fighting with Sasuke about every little horrible thing in her life! Honestly, if you left like before, no one would care." Sakura explains. Naruko lets out a growl of frustration before standing up from the Hokage's desk. Walking over to the door, with a click of her heel, she leaves the room without even looking back at Sakura or Sai. The blonde female marches herself straight to the bottom floor, ignoring all the stares and whispers around her.

"Stupid Sakura!" Naruko thought. "I bet she's blown Sasuke a couple of times to be this dedicated to him. Like a fucking mini dog dry humbling a shoe, she's addicted to the Uchiha! Sai as well, he was willing to dress up like me to make Sasuke feel better. My god, is my existence a joke to them! Ugh, fuck this bull shit! What am I thinking, it is a joke to them? God, I need a drink…wait, Jiraiya's bar!"

"Fuck me!" Naruko muttered in the hallway on the third floor of the building. Behind was a gritting smile that was inches away from her body.

"I would love too." The voice spoke, making Naruko gasp before looking over her shoulder to see Sasuke smiling ear to ear. Naruko's left eye twitches in annoyance at the sight of his chuckling face. Wanting nothing more to punch it, but before she acted on her thought, something came to mind. All the girls with hearts in their eyes behind Sasuke. Watching him, drooling over him like they did when they were children.

"Keep your dick in your pants you two face shit!" Naruko growled at Sasuke. "And don't you dare stand there with a smile on your face! I have to explain to Jiraiya what happened to his bar."

"One less titty bar in the neighborhood," Sasuke says. Naruko gritted her teeth at his remark.

"Can you please…" She growled. "Move Jiraiya's bar up in the rebuilding budget. So that it will be fixed before he comes back from his vacation."

"Can't." Sasuke chuckled.

"Why not?" Naruko asked.

"Because our budget is in the red. We had to borrow money from other villages just to repair whats still broken from the attack." Sasuke explained.

"Which one?" Naruko asked.

"All of them. You forget that a year ago you and I defeated Uchiha Madara." Sasuke says. Naruko glances to the ground a bit. She didn't want to talk about all the fights she had done in the past.

"Yea…" Naruko said.

"So you realize I can't drop everything for a titty bar," Sasuke explained before adjusting his hat. "Come, we have the stuff to do."

"Actually, I got stuff to do today!" Naruko spoke. "I am going to use a sick day today, see you tomorrow!"

And with that, the blonde ran out of sight quicker than Sasuke could even say anything. Normally Sasuke would be worried when Naruko used a sick day because most of the time it would be on her period. But today Sasuke didn't feel so worried, in fact, he felt calm. And honestly, it made him worry! Last time he felt calm around Naruko, the two of them ended up causing a major fire. So yea…Sasuke was worried. In a hurry, he rushes straight to his office. In front of the door, he reaches towards knob, only to stop when he heard Sakura's voice.

"Hopefully she stays out of our lives for good this time! I don't get why Sasuke chased after her for so long! I mean, was just me, or was the village and everyone a lot happier when she was gone!?" Sakura shouted.

"I wouldn't say happier, but a bit quieter," Sai responded.

"And then there was Sasuke! He became Hokage of the village! A goal he worked his ass off for, only to have to babysit Naruko most of his job! I swear, she's the reason Iruka's hair creating white streaks."

"I think you are too hard on Naruko. Without her help, we would have been living in a world of chaos right now because of Madara." Said says.

"I mean, true...that's like the ONLY good thing she has done. And I have known her since we were 10!" Sakura vents out. "I just wish...she would go away. I honestly truly wish she did..."

"So cold Sakura., very cold." Sai chuckled.

Soon the room was full of laughter, crackling of some sort at the gossip the two had just shared. Sasuke's eyes the ground a bit before opening the door, slamming the wood against the wall. Sakura jumps at the sound of his entrance, nearly dropping her note board in the process. Sai's eyes just widen at the sight of him.

"Hokage?" Sai asked as Sasuke walks over to his desk. Grabbing his things, such as paperwork to look over and random crap he needed to sign. Once gathered, he removes his hat to look straight to Sakura. His eyes beaming straight into hers light green orbs.

"I am taking the day off. Cancel all my meetings." Sasuke orders Sakura.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"I am taking a day off. That is all you need to know."

Both Sai and Sakura sensed a strong energy in the room, an angry energy. Something filled with rage, despair and evil...something with over-god like powers. Sasuke's eyes widen in fear at this feeling. He's felt many times, from far and up close. It was something no man nor even animal could ignore. That calm feeling he felt earlier, he knew why he didn't like it. When a storm hits a city, the days before it are beautiful, and that what it was.

"B-But you have work!" Sakura shouted at Sasuke again. She knew what was coming, which pissed Sasuke off.

"I need to go Sakura." He tells her in a calm manner.

Sasuke tells her before leaving the office. He rushes down the stairs of the building, following the intense energy as it grows. The energy made him nervous, the last time this happened...

(years ago)

"SASUKE-KUN!"

A blonde hair girl shouted with glee. She, along with possibly 30 other girls, shouted and fond over the 12-year-old (possibly 13 year old, I don't remember their age in the beginning) male student who was staring down at his test results. He had gotten a 100% on both parts of his examine. Making his the star student of the class.

As all the girls fond over his, trying get in a look, a compliment or even a wink, Sasuke ignored them all. In fact, he disliked the attention a lot! He knew what their intentions were. They didn't care about his well being or even his personality. They just wanted to be with him because of his looks, and it revolted him.

"Vultures…" He thought as he read over his answers. Noticing a few mistakes that he did, like misspelling. Next to him, was an empty chair that was currently being the resting spot for his book bag. Normally, when there was an empty seat next to Sasuke, girls would fight over it. But now, all the girls know better than to remove his bag, for if one removed it, they would be met with an uncertain bad luck that day. And speaking of today…

Today was the day! The day that every single student who passed their junior shinobi test was assigned to a team of three. Everyone was excited, it was the second part of their goal to become shinobi, and no one wanted it more than Sasuke. Everyone say this, it was no doubt in anyone's mind that Sasuke would become the greatest amongst them. Heck, even his teachers saw his potential.

Sadly though, there was one thing that everyone in the class didn't like about him. Oh, it wasn't him! No, he was loved by all…it was his friend that people had problems with.

"Yo! Move it ladies! Homegirl coming through!" The ONLY girl with short hair in the class shouted as she pushes girls her age out the way. Once close, she removes Sasuke's bag from the chair and places it on the side of his chair to hang. All the girls in the room just glared at her! Hating the thought that she had the permission to not only remove his stuff, but to be able to sit next to him every day in class! Some even think the only way she passed her class, was because she cheated off of Sasuke. Which is not true…Sasuke forced her to study for the test.

"I am still pissed that you got an 70.1." Sasuke muttered before looking over to her.

"We can't all be geniuses. Let's just be happy that I passed and called it a day." Naruko chuckled as she looks at her claw-like nails. They were long with a very spiky point at the end that look like they could cut through flesh.

"Your right." Sasuke responded with a smirk. "So, who do you think will be in your team?"

"Knowing sensei, she will put me in with good-toe shoes girl Hinata." Naruko growled. "I heard a rumor that she and Kiba are going to be in the same team."

"That is not bad, Hinata's nice." Sasuke says.

"She's nice, but she is fucking weak…" Naruko growled. "Like honestly, a leaf fell on her two days ago and fainted because she thought it was a bug. God have mercy on this poor girls soul."

"I hope God has mercy me, I don't want to be on a team with girls fonding over me." Sasuke muttered as he tries to ignore the pink haired girl that suddenly took a seat next to him. "Imagine going into a serious mission and having my teammates hiding behind me?"

"If your lucky, your teammates will grow a pair and fight for their lives." Naruko says. "Or, you can just threaten to cut their hair."

"I regret telling you that." Sasuke growled.

"I didn't spread the rumor." Naruko growled before looking at all the long-haired girls in her classroom. "If anything, I sort dislike this new trend to the point I cut my own hair."

"And you look like a boy because of it!" Sakura chuckled.

"Eat me!" Naruko growled.

"I will." Sasuke chuckled, this caused Naruko to blush a bit.

"Ew!" Naruko growled in annoyance. Sakura puckers her lips in the air in anger at the two friends words. Trying to hid her jealousy of the two, or morally Naruko's relationship with Sasuke.

"SILENCE!" Iruka shouted as she enters the classroom. Causing all the chit-chat and funding to stop. Soon, everyone suddenly found a chair in the large classroom and all eyes were on Iruka.

"Now I know you all are excited about today. And you should be, you all worked very hard to get to this point! But you must realize that from this point on there will be no more games! What you will be entering is life and death…so let us begin the team calling shall we."

"Well her mood changed quickly." Naruko said before glancing over at Sasuke. He shrugs his shoulders at Naruko's reaction before giving Iruka his full attention.

Iruka started to call in team numbers backwards from 20. It took her a while, especially after all the times she was cut off by some sort of cheer. But after all the YAYS and WOOHS, Iruka finally got to the team everyone was waiting for.

"Team 8." Iruka said. All eyes turn to Naruko, causing the blonde to frown and sink in her seat for a bit. The mere thought of everyone waiting to see who the poor saps that got on her team we're was just insulting. It was also frightening for all the kids who haven't been put on a team yet. But since the rumor of her being with Hinata and Kiba have service around, not everyone was on the edge of their seats.

"Team 8 will be…" Iruka says as she reads the names. "Kiba Inuzuka, his ninken Akamaru, Hinata Hyūga, and Shino Aburame."

Iruka explained. The silence of the classroom suddenly turned into noise of confusion and fear that caused Naruko to roll her eyes. Sasuke just stared dead-panned at his classmates stupidity as they realized that the remaining students were screwed. Well, all but one.

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Sakura shouted as she stood up from her seat. Both Sasuke and Naruko looks in her direction as she speaks.

"Naruko is suppose to be in team 8! Why haven't you called out her name yet!?" Sakura shouted. Her words were soon followed by agreements from her classmates. Naruko looks to the side, ignoring the words of hatred she was receiving. Sasuke stared straight down at his hand, twirling his thumbs. Iruka sets down her folders onto her desk. She leans against the wood of the table as she relaxes her body.

"Remember when I said at this point in your life, there are no more games?" Iruka asked. "I wasn't joking. You kids are going to enter a world of killers, kidnappers, rapist and many other unknown things that you wouldn't even imagine. And in order for you not to die on your first mission. We have to carefully pick and choose who's strengths goes with who's. And right now, Naruko hasn't been called yet because she isn't that weak."

"Pardon?" A student asked.

"True, Naruko didn't pass the written part of final." Iruka explained. Naruko sighs at the truth as some students chuckle. "But…she ranked number one in the physical exam."

The older woman said with a smirk on her face. Soon, all chaws dropped to the floor! Everyone was beyond shocked! Some were just blown away from what that had heard. Naruko being top!? It was unbelievable!

"That doesn't sound right…" A blonde student says.

"Okay, let me explain." Iruka started up again. "There are currently 64 students in this class. Approximal 32 boy and girls. Now, by testing and statistics, each gender works at its own unique past. For example, girls are smarter than boys, while boys are stronger for girls. While the written test was suppose to affect the girls higher than the boys, the physical final was suppose to be effect the boys more than the girls. But that didn't mean you both did not take the same exact thing."

"I am still confused." Naruko says.

"I am not shocked." Sakura muttered.

"So am I." Sasuke agreed. "Are you saying that me as a boy, if I didn't rank that high in the written part of the final…you wouldn't have penalized me that much."

"True!" Iruka said.

"That's a disadvantage!" Naruko growled.

"It is, but the village plays in its strength." Iruka explains. "Now here's the part where Naruko comes in. Even though she failed her written final, her strength is what saved her in the end. Naruko ranked top in the physical examines, topping even her male classmates. In other words, Naruko has the biggest pals in this classroom."

"Nice!" Naruko chuckled.

"Ew!" Sasuke responded as Iruka picks up her folder.

"And speaking of teams, Team 7 is yours Sakura." Iruka says. "Team 7 will consist of Sakura…Sasuke."

"SASUKE!?" Sakura shouted in glee. "Oh my god, really!?"

"Yes, you and him are on the same team." Iruka said. Sakura does a little dance of glee as she shines in light of her female class jealousy. "Oh, and so is Naruko!"

"YASS!" Sasuke shouted next, raising both his hands to the air with a giant smile on his face. Naruko just sighs at the results. Truly, she didn't care what team she was put in. The only thing on her mind was lunch.

"Why are we on the same team!?" Sakura shouted as she points to Naruko.

"Because your numbers add up to the perfect team." Iruka says with a smile on her face. "Alright then, time for lunch! Afterwards, you all will be assigned to rooms to meet your teachers. Don't be late."

"God is punishing me, I just know it…" Sakura muttered. Sasuke and Naruko ignored her words of sadness as they gather their things. Once everyone had dispersed to different corners of the school, Naruko and Sasuke decided to hang out in the back area where no one normally goes.

"Ugh! Sakura, really!?" Naruko growled. "I would have preferred Hinata compared to that pink headed fuck!"

"Well at least we're together. That's a good thing." Sasuke tells the blonde girl. Naruko gives him a sweet smile.

"Yea, your right. If I die, at least I know its from your hands." Naruko says before walking towards the door. "Imma get a soda, you want one?"

"Orange please." He says before taking a bite of rice from the fork he was holding. The young girl nods her head before leaving to the nearest vending machine. Outside of the building, more to the side where the courtyard was, Naruko found her favorite vending machine with all the treats she loves. Walking over to it, she spots a certain pink bowl shape item standing on the other side. It didn't take long for Naruko to figure out what was there.

"Sakura?" Naruko asked. Making the pink haired girl look back at the blonde and sigh. Her eyes wince at the mere sight of Naruko, but the blonde ignores the wince as a joke.

"Naruko." Sakura said in a deadpan voice. The blonde girl lets out a low chuckle as her right arm moves upwards to her head and scratches it.

"Hey look…" Naruko started before removing her arm from the back of her head. "I was wondering if you and I could go out for ramen later?"

"What?" Sakura asked, this time even louder and more aggressive.

"Ramen! I have this coupon for two people at this great Ramen shop! After we meet our teacher, why don't we go get Ramen! My treat!" Naruko said in a happy cheerful voice."Why?" Sakura scoffed.

"Because were team members…" Naruko said, only for Sakura to sigh.

"Naruko…were not team members. We're just in the same group with a common partner." Sakura growled.

"Yea but-why the hell would I want to be your friend anyway?" Sakura says in a low growl.

"Sakura…"

"You're a disease…a waste of air. When I heard that Sasuke and I were going to be on the same team, I was so happy…then I heard your name and it broke me! It broke me to know that I was being paired up in the worse way ever! I am going to have to see you every day for the rest of my life, do you know how painful that is!?"

"Sakura I…"

"No, you don't! Heck, your parents aren't probably here anymore because they felt the same way I do right now! To know that they were going to be stuck with you for the rest of their lives!"

"Sakura stop…" Naruko growled this time. Her eyes squint in an angry position and her teeth started to grind against each other.

"And then there's Sasuke! You know you're a horrible existence and you purposely drag him down with you! You're a chain around his neck! You constantly pull him down to the bottom of a sea that is a failure. He will never succeed in life with baggage like you and your non-sense! If you were truly his friend…you would leave him alone!"

"And you think your best for him?" Naruko chuckled. Slowly, she walks towards the pink haired female the wind blowing behind her. Creating a battle like effect to the world around them. The pink haired girl's eyes widen in fear at the sight of Naruko's blue eyes turning deep red. Her carnivore teeth grew twice its original size. But the thing that made Sakura's heartbeat was Naruko's shadow.

What was the figure of a female child began to morph. The head part inflates with air, becoming bigger with every second till it popped! Freeing nine fluffy look lines that wiggles and moves in a swirly way. The lines then stop, creating a peacock tale like effect behind Naruko. Sakura's body begins to shakes as the lines begin to slither towards Sakura's shadow. Naruko's smile grows wider when two of the lines latch onto Sakura legs. Her skin begins to tighten as if hands had gripped her body and started to pull.

"Your right Sakura...maybe its best we don't be friends."

Kikkie: BYE!