Yes, yes I know I took forever to update but did any of you guys read Justice League # 14 where Batman creeps on Superman and Wonder Woman while they are making out?

Classic Batman XD

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"Dids on bringing the swimsuit model in!" Iron Man announced over the shared communicator as he flew over to the scene where Captain American was confronting the mysterious visitors.

"Stark not now," Black Widow hissed, irritably.

"Do I sense a tone of jealously, Agent Romanoff?" Iron Man grinned, trying to get a rise out of her as he flew over in front of the quinjet. "Are you worried you now have competition since you're not the only one with a tight fitting outfit anymore?"

Black Widow gave him a stern and dismissive look through the windshield but Hawkeye, who sat next to her, gave Iron Man a small smile but then frowned like he was annoyed with him too when Black Widow glared at him too.

"Stark, will you stop fooling around!?" Captain America also hissed but with a touch of an uneasiness in his voice. He was little nervous about approaching these strange beings since he had never seen anything like them before. Even though, a few days ago he just fought a bunch of aliens he thought never existed before either.

They all were dressed very oddly but Stever knew he couldn't criticize since he, himself was wearing a kind of ridiculous outfit as well. He did find himself wondering what the large 'S' on the man in blue's chest meant, while he decided the man in black was the most intimidating out of all of them since the mask of his almost gave him a demon-like appearance. Though, none of them had moved from where they were surrounded so that gave Captain America some reassurance that maybe they would cooperate. But they were all quietly discussing something among themselves and Captain America was able to hear a few snippets of their conversation as he moved closer towards them.

"Do you think Trevor outed us?" the man in blue whispered to his comrades.

"He would never do that!" the woman hissed, sounding beyond offended. "He maybe mad at me but he would never-

"I don't think they're the government," the man in black suddenly interjected. "But I don't have time for this, I'm late for a meeting. You two can handle this boy scout."

The woman gave the man in black a really pissed off look but the man paid no attention to her as he pulled out some kind of gadget from his belt and pointed it towards a nearby building up above.

"No wait! Sir!" Captain America began saying before the man abruptly shot a cable at the building's rooftop and zoomed up there. The S.H.I.E.L.D agents hiding behind the SUV's got nervous and started firing their guns at the man as he flew up towards the rooftop. They missed him though and instead hit the man in blue when he flew up to cover his friend.

Captain America ordered them to stop but they already did since they were all looking at the man in blue in awe since the bullets had merely bounced off him like they were bugs.

"Holy shit," Iron Man retorted as began to fly down to help Captain America out.

"Stark, go after him!" Black Widow abruptly ordered, fiercely, referring to the man in black. "We're calling in Thor for this!"

Thor had stayed back with Banner to guard Loki and the tesseract.

Iron Man groaned since he rather engaged the woman but flew towards the rooftop where the man in black had disappeared on.

"Why are you shooting at us?!" the man in blue hissed as he got in Captain America's face. "Who are you? What grounds do you have for arresting us?"

"If the government has a problem with us, you can just tell us! You don't have to attack us!" the woman also snapped.

"What the hell is she talking about?" Hawkeye mumbled in Captain America's earpiece.

"Ma'am, Sir, I apologize they just got scared," Captain America tried to explain. "I am Captain Steve Rogers, Captain America and I'm with the S.H.I.E.L.D., Strategic Homeland Intervention Logistics Division-

"What?!" they both said at the same time.

"We just need you to come in with us-

"We aren't going anywhere with you!" the man declared, eyeing the rooftop where he saw Iron Man confronting the other man. "One of your men is attacking Batman!"

"Batman? Seriously?" Hawkeye snorted until he was sshhed by Black Widow.

"Well I'm sure Iron Man didn't attack without reason, we don't want any trouble."

"Too late for that," Hawkeye mumbled when the sky suddenly turned gray and lighting struck as Thor slammed down into the ground in front of them, stunning the man and woman backwards. The S.H.I.E.L.D agents that had created a circle around them, back up to their SUV's and got in, driving away since they knew a big fight was about to happen.

"You will do as we say if you do not wish to be harmed!" Thor growled, jabbing Mjölnir at the man and woman in a threatening manner.

"Umm, Thor-

"I am in no mood for this and I will put down the both of you if you threaten the safety of this planet."

"Oh you're in no mood for this?" sneered the woman, approaching him.

"Aye, woman," Thor hissed down in condescending tone.

"Well neither am I!" she yelled, angrily before throwing a punch at his face and hitting him so hard, it sent him crashing into a building.

Steve opened his mouth in shock at her might and caught a glance at the man in blue, who just grinned in approval.

Thor pushed himself out of the rubble, too stunned to even notice the woman was coming at him again with another strike of blows since he was not expecting this kind of power from what he thought was a human woman.

"Wow," Steve whistled. "What a punch."

"My punch has the same effect," the man in blue told him. "So I suggest you don't make me do that to you too."

"Well so much for talking it out," Hawkeye commented to Black Widow.

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"Where do you think you're going?" Iron Man asked when he flew in front of the man in black, who was about to jump off to the next rooftop over.

The man said nothing as he backed up.

"I would suggest freezing," Iron Man threatened him, showing off his repulsor beams.

The man stopped walking backwards, looking like he was going follow Iron Man's orders.

"Good," Iron Man said, landing on the roof in front of him. He then cued Jarvis to scan the man over to see if he was armed with anything and to find out more about him.

"Do you mind me asking, what you're supposed to be?" Iron Man asked, letting Jarvis scan the man over through his suit. "Are you supposed to be a bat or a cat? Hmm…no no, you can't be a cat, you don't have whiskers."

"What are you supposed to be?" the man asked in return in a low rough voice.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm Iron Man."

"I have never heard of you."

"Well then you're clearly from another planet-

"Sir," Jarvis interrupted him. "The suit he is wearing is composed out of Kevlar, while a small percentage of it is made out of titanium so it's bullet-proof and resistant to explosions, impacts, and falls. Brass knuckles are sewn into his gloves and they are reinforced to rebound the impact of punches same with his boots."

"Hm…that doesn't exactly sound alien but does sounds expensive, what else did you find? Can you see who is underneath the mask?"

"No, I could not sir, since his mask is lined by lead and the belt around his waist is also shielded by lead but it is pretty evident sir, that various kind of weapons are stored in it."

"Interesting…" he mumbled before saying to the man in black. "But seriously who are you? You are the only one who seems the most human out of your friends, power-wise of course."

"I'm Batman," he said before throwing down a smoke bomb on the ground. He had taken it out from his belt behind his back when Iron Man had been distracted by Jarvis's information.

"Aww dammit," Iron Man cursed, turning on his heat vision to see through the smoke but then scoffed, "Do you really think that's going to stop me, Bat-boy?" Though as he scanned the area for 'The Batman' he couldn't find him anywhere, it was like he had disappeared.

"This is so embarrassing Jarvis, how could I lose a guy wearing a Bat costume-

He then let a surprised yelped when he felt an electric shock hit him from behind and the screens in his suit began to static. He then realized he was losing control of his systems as Jarvis's voice cried, "Sir, he's hacking my mainframe!"

Batman had place a bug on his back to interfere with his suit before it finally died and all his communications were cut off.

"How, how did you do that?!" Iron Man growled as he tried to hit Batman away but only hit the air. "No one can hack my systems, no one!"

"Anything created by man contains an error," Batman stated, dully in a tone like he found Iron Man incompetent.

"Oh is that so?" Iron Man snarled before swinging a powerful blow at his head but Batman simply stepped aside and knife-hand strike his arm down.

Iron Man held back a yelp since that blow had broken through his armor and broken his fore arm. He looked at Batman, dumbfounded, almost immune to the pain but threw another punch at him with his other fist to which Batman blocked and roundhouse kicked him over onto his back.

"You don't have any formal training do you?" Batman asked, emotionless. "Without your tech, you're useless."

"You are really starting to get on my nerves, Bat-boy!" Iron Man yelled at him since that had hit a nerve. He tried lunging at him but Batman slammed a foot down on his chest, keeping him in place.

"Now you're going to answer some questions quickly and correctly if you don't want anymore broken bones."

"You are unnecessarily dramatic, Bat-boy..." Iron Man gritted.

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"I don't want to fight you," Captain America told Superman. "From what I have seen, I wouldn't stand a chance against you."

"Then tell your men to call off their attack!"

"Will your friends cooperate then?"

"Cooperate? Cooperate with what? We didn't do anything! We were protecting-

"You didn't do anything?! You and your friends come here and destroy half the city-

"Seriously, is that what your agency is worried about, property damage?! Worse things would have happened if we didn't get rid of Darkseid."

"You mean that other alien?"

"Yes, do you not remember what happened the last time he came here?"

"Wait…what? I have no idea what-

"Call your man off now!" Superman sneered, deciding he was done with this conversation since it was going nowhere and flew off towards Thor and Wonder Woman's fight.

"Hey! I'm not done talking to you!" Captain America yelled as he threw his shield at Superman's head. It hit Superman's head, he turned with an irritated look on his face and zoomed back right towards Captain America. That was a mistake.

"You are a most worthy opponent," Thor told the woman as she blocked another blow from his hammer with her silver bracelets. He couldn't help but be impressed with her, she knew what she was doing and it was pretty evident that she had been in many battles before. "Who are you?"

"I'm known as Wonder Woman," she smiled, thinking the same thing about him. He had the strength of an Olympia God and his skills matched Ares in the art of battle but there was something about him she could relate to, like he was almost cut from the same cloth as her. Though, she did find him ignorant and sexist just like any other man since he had underestimated her to be a weak woman. "Who are you?"

"Thor Son of Odin."

The name seemed familiar to her but she shook it off when she was able to get her lasso around his hammer, which was the thing that was keeping her at bay the whole fight.

"Ha! Pull all you like! My hammer will not leave my hand-

He abruptly stopped talking when the hammer was suddenly yanked out of his hands and she caught it. His blue eyes widened in shock as he his mouth slightly opened in awe. Who was this woman?

"You were saying?" she smirked, waving his hammer around.

He gave her confused looked but didn't say anything as he charged at her. She hit him aside though with his own hammer, knocking him into a building as lighting shot out of it.

When he didn't re-emerge from the building, Wonder Woman flew over to where she found Superman and Captain America going at it and she noticed the jet above them abruptly left.

"Your shield won't protect you forever, Captain, " Superman told him, sounding bored as Captain America blocked another blow from him. "I could bend it half if I wanted to-

Superman though was cut off when Captain America hit in the chin with the shield and smiled, "Okay prove it then."

"Cute," Superman retorted, eyes turning red since he was planning to melt the shield right from Captain America's hands. He didn't get the chance to since Wonder Woman suddenly threw the hammer at Captain America, who tried to block it with his shield but it still knocked him over and unconscious.

"Hey! I was going to do that!"

"Too slow," she jested, flying over next to him and as the hammer came back to her.

"Hey, where did you get that hammer?"

"From Thor," she answered, holding it up. "I like it, I think I'm going to keep it."

"Thor? Thor...that name sounds familiar. Like God of Thunder, Thor from Norse Mythology?" Superman asked, remembering forgotten memories of studying mythology in grade school.

"Well, he's no God I can tell you that," Wonder Woman snorted, twirling the hammer around.

"Superman, Superman do you copy?" he suddenly heard Batman say in his earpiece.

"Yes, where are you?" Superman answered, looking around.

"I'm still on the rooftop-

He stopped talking when the quinjet from before came back and dropped off what looked like a man from it before the man suddenly morphed into a giant green monster. It slammed down on the ground in front of them, creating a small earthquake before it screamed, "HULK, SMASH FLYING MAN AND WOMAN!"

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"What is the date of today?" Batman asked, ignoring Iron Man's endless remarks and comments.

"What? Did you hit your head or something-

"What is the goddamn date?!" Batman snapped, stomping down on his armored chest, knocking the wind out of him.

"Okay, calm down," Iron Man grunted. "It's {insert whatever the date is today}."

Batman blinked his eyes in confusion but didn't say anything. He had thought that maybe him, Superman and Wonder Woman had been sent to a different time period through the portal but that theory had been proven wrong since the dates matched up so he now considered they were possibly on a different earth.

"Are you from the future?" Iron Man asked, staring up at him. "Is this what is happening?"

Batman paid him no attention before touching the side of his head, tapping his earpiece before saying, "Superman? Superman, do you copy?"

"Superman?" Iron Man mumbled in the background. "Seriously? Did you guys pick your names out from a cereal box?"

"I'm still on the rooftop-

He stopped talking when the ground unexpectedly shook and Batman could feel the building shake underneath him to the point where he almost lost his balance. He then walked over to the edge of the roof and saw a big green monster scream at Superman and Wonder Woman before charging at them.

"Oh, you and your friends are screwed now," Iron Man grinned, wickedly.

"What is it?" Batman asked, turning around but was met with a hard blow to the head from Iron Man, who was able to get up and sneak behind Batman undetected, taking advantage of the green distraction. Batman fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Who's useless now?" Iron Man jeered before signaling Black Widow and Hawkeye's quinjet to pick them up.

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Here's a little fact for anyone who doesn't know, any one can us Mjolnir if they are worthy of Thor's powers like Captain America for example (in the comics but that would be so cool if they did that in the movie.) And I think Wonder Woman is worthy of Thor's powers for numerous of reasons so woo!