Castiel and Gabriel sat together above the MOL bunker looking up at the stars and discussing their next move. Gabriel of course took every opportunity to tease his little brother.
Giving Cas a wry smile the Archangel asked, "Truth or dare…are you a virgin?"
Castiel tugged at the back of his costume that was riding up his little ass crack, "I think I'm getting a rash."
"Answer the question."
"My vessel is not a virgin."
Gabe punched him lightly on the shoulder, "Come on that's not what I asked."
Cas cast his blue eyes toward the heavens and let out a deep sigh, "Yes I am."
"Hmmm…well maybe tonight Dean can fill your Christmas stocking with goodies or would it be the other way around? Dean looked pretty nice in that corset; maybe I'll give him a test drive."
Gabriel immediately had a furious Angel in his face growling like an angry wolf, "You just worry about Sam. Dean is my Hunter!"
"Whoa, chill out brother. I'm teasing."
Castiel settled back, his eyes returning to their normal shade of blue, "Apologies, when it comes to Dean Winchester I get a bit protective."
…..
Sam remembered going to his bed to sleep but woke at the stroke of midnight curled up next to the Christmas tree. He was pretty sure midnight had come and gone already but everything had been pretty weird since Dean bought that Christmas tree.
"Sam…pssst…Sam over here."
Sam jumped to his feet, smoothed the wrinkles out of his sheer pink negligee then looked around, "Alright I don't know what's going on but whoever this is you're on my last nerve!"
He stumbled back into the pile of presents when a stage appeared and Gabriel appeared wearing a sailor suit and straw hat like an old timey toddler would wear. "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" started to play on what sounded like a scratchy old record.
Gabriel burst into song but replacing "hippopotamus" with "cutie moose". Sam scrambled up the pile of gifts when the Archangel winked at him and shook his finger at the freaked out Hunter.
I want a cutie moose for Christmas
The kind I saw this summer at the zoo
there's lots of room for him in our two car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there
And give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my cutie moose standing there…..
Sam held up a giant teddy bear in front of him like an Angel ward and yelled, "Dean help!"
The music stopped, the stage vanished and Gabriel was wearing a tuxedo with a rose in the lapel. He tap danced his way over to Sam and started his ascent up the mountain of gifts reaching Sam in record time. He pinned the freaked out man by the puffy sleeves on his Ginger Rodgers inspired gown and kissed Sam.
"Come on baby, let's open up some of these boxes and have a little play time."
…
Castiel stood silently at the foot of Dean's bed watching him sleep.
"You look so precious in that aquamarine baby doll nightie my love…tonight will be ours."
Dean seemed to sense someone was watching even in his sleep. He kicked out a foot clad in a kitten heel with marabou feathers on top and grumbled in his dream.
"Dean, wake up."
The Angel of the Lord found a pistol pointed at him as a half asleep Dean backed against the headboard."
"Put the gun down, it's only me."
Dean lowered the gun and stuck it in the nightstand.
"Cas what are you doing here?"
The Angel smiled at his soon to be lover, "I've come to give you your Christmas gift."
"Is it a subscription to the Beer of the Month Club, because that would be awesome."
Castiel opened his trench coat and dropped it to the floor exposing Dean to his most remarkable holiday costume. "I'm here to spread Christmas cheer to you Dean and give you goodies from my big sack."
Dean looked like a cartoon character his green eyes were open so wide. Speechless for a moment the Hunter finally found his words.
"Uh…you look like you're going to spread something and that is a mighty big sack. Tell me more about the goodies."
Castiel answered, "Ho, ho, ho."
TBC