Disclaimer: Our guest star for today's disclaimer is… Alice.
Pixievamp: OMC! You are my favorite vamp!
Alice: Thank you. Now please say the disclaimer so everyone can read how my plan starts as I begin to take care of Emmett.
Pixievamp: Why do you need to take care of him?
Alice: Well, remember how he called me a midget? I will not stand for it!
Pixievamp: Yay, Alice! Whoohoo! Go Alice!
Alice: Thanks, but once again… the disclaimer.
Pixievamp: Alice? Will you take me shopping? Please, please, ple- Wait! (As a hand was about to hit me)
Alice: SAY IT!
Pixievamp: -sigh- I… own… -gulp- … nothing. There I said it! -Thwack- -Collapsed-
Alice: What was that for?
Emmett: Well, Edward has gotten to do it so I decided that I wanted a turn.
Alice: Oh well, on with the revenge!
Emmett: What?!
All You Need Is Paper And A Pencil
O Lovely One, Waffles, and Lilly Frog
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Edward - Bold
Bella - Normal
Alice - Italics
Jasper - Bold, Italics
Emmett - Underline
Rosalie - Underline, Italics
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Swan Residence (Bella's Room)
Edward! What is everybody doing this morning?
Bella… it's 4 in the morning.
I did write morning, didn't I? -rereads-
Yes but-
Haha! You wrote but! -trying to stifle laughs-
-heart stops…again- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Where in the world did you come from!
Well Bella, I have been around for almost a century, so it could take a while to tell you where in the world I came from. -trying to sound intellectual-
-shakes head-
What?
Well Emmett. Firstly, I spelled but as in an exception not as in your rear end. Secondly, Bella meant more like, when and how did you get here. Thirdly, WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
I got bored
Ok, Emmett. BUT, humans are normally asleep at this hour so why are you here?
Ha, Bella is not a normal human.
Hey! I fully resent that!
You can't resent anything, we are not in court.
Emmett. Stop. You are trying to sound smart, and it is not working for you. You can resent something, you just can't object something. I am surprised though, you managed to spell intellectual correctly earlier.
-Bella let out a small yelp as she saw Jasper appear and Alice squeal a hi by her bed side.-
You guys better stay quiet if you are going to stay. Charlie is still sleeping.
Hey Emmett.
Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me!
Ok, I won't, I mean it was only a word.
Thanks Alice, LYLAS.
Doorknob. For one, don't use those abbreviations. For two, she is your sister.
Hey I gotta run, bye Bella. -Stern look at Edward-
Ok, ok. Can I at least tell Bella?
Fine but she better keep her mouth shut.
What did I miss?
Nothing. -giving Alice a questioning look as she jumped out the window, Rose had just come in-
Later guys, bye Bella.
Cya Jasper. So Edward… what was the look that you shared with Alice for?
It was nothing Bella, I have to tell you later, I promise.
Let's try this again. What I miss?
Nothing much but I am sensing another story time coming on here.
Yeah!!! Tell us Edward… how does it feel to be a century old virgin?
Shut up Emmett, she meant it's time for you to tell us what happened after the police took you away.
Oh well, I would rather not be the teller of the horrific events of being with Sir Stinks-A-Lot.
Awww… come on Emmett. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine. It's a very simple story and I can't talk long because I have to run from Super Midget. So anyway, I put up the most difficult time as they tried to stuff me in one of those silly little cars. I begged and begged to be put in the front seat and eventually he told me that I could. Then they yelled at me for no good reason.
Wait a minute here, they yelled at you for no good reason? That's pretty hard to believe.
Fine, as I was saying. They did yell at me but it was because I was playing with the lights and the sirens-
Oh my god! I have always wanted to do that! I am very envious.
Shut up Bella do you want me to tell the stor- Gotta run she's coming!
Oh Emmmmeeetttttt!!!
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! -and then he was out the window-.
Anyway! What are we going to do this morning?
Bella, its 4:06 in the morning.
Ok, this time I know I said morning -double checking-. …………. Wait a minute, it has only been six minutes? What is wrong with you vampires, you need to learn to talk slower.
Alright, then. Time for the human to go back to sleep.
NNNOOOO!!!!! -grabs onto leg so Edward can't walk-
Hey guys, what's up, have u seen Emmett or Jasper for that matter?
U lost ur own husband?
I know, I know but I have been so busy plotting Emmett's demise lately, and I think that I have finally got a plan.
I am telling u, vampires just need to slow down!!!!!!!
----Emmett screams from outside the window, "I knew she was after me! AAAHHHHH!!!"----
Haha this could not get any better!
You are really starting to scare me, Alice.
Who's Alice?
Umm.. Bella? Are you okay? Alice is pretty much your best friend.
What do you mean pretty much? I am her bff. How do you not remember me?!!? -sobbing loudly-
Alright Bella, we r goin to have to do this the hard way. What is my name?
How do you not know your own name. Of course it's… O Lovely One.
Haha, there really must be something wrong with her. But that is not important. Will u plz tell me wat my name is?
Umm…………………………
Bella! It's not that hard! Who am I? Ahhhhhh!! Y do you keep changing your mind???!!! -sobbing even harder-
Ur name is…..drum roll please…… Waffles!!!!
Bella are you okay? Her na-
Awww, Bella u remembered, I never doubted u for a minute!
A-
Stuff it Edward, I saw what you were going to say.
-Emmett goes running and screaming by the window-.
My plan has now been put into action. Mwwaaahhhaaaahhaaa!!! Later Lilly Frog!!!
I have a name! I have a name! I have a name!
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This chapter is a page longer than my others that were written about a year ago and I apologize. Anyway, I hope you enjoy what I wrote and I also hope you will review and tell me what you think! -smiley face-