Chat:
On a lonely Tuesday night, Cry was hanging around on his Twitch account, reading through his list of followed channels and deciding it he would unfollow them or not. He also added new channels to his list and extracted some stream footage to upload onto his channel later.
Some Savant played in the background, but it still wasn´t enough to get the brunette out of his haze of boredom.
Movement on the side of his screen caught his attention and he realized that a fan had found their way into the otherwise empty chatbox. They seemed to know he was on because they called for him.
RollingBro: Cry? Hi Cry!
After a minute of consideration, Cry decided to respond. He didn´t have much to do anyway.
Cryaotic: Hi friend.
RollingBro: Hi! :) What´s up?
Cryaotic: Not much. You?
RollingBro: I´m talking to my favorite YouTuber.
Cryaotic: Heh, thanks.
RollingBro: So tell me. What are you really doing? I know you must be busy with something! ;) ;)
Cryaotic: I´m not watching porn if that´s what you´re suggesting.
Cryaotic: XP
RollingBro: Reading PewdieMonki fanfics then?
Cryaotic: You fans already found a way around the problem of me banning the other name, haven´t you?
RollingBro: Of course. ^^
Cryaotic: To answer your question, I´m not reading PDC.
RollingBro: I don´t believe you. *stares long and hard at you*
Cryaotic: Alright, I´m looking through fanart! Stop looking at me like that, it´s creepy! O.o
RollingBro: I knew it! :D
Cryaotic: *lets out a long, exasperated sigh* xP
RollingBro: Pewds would definitely be the seme in that relationship.
Cryaotic: Pewdie? Pfft! Never!
RollingBro: Didn´t you call yourself the bad-ass uke before?
Cryaotic: That was one, two years ago! Now I realize
Cryaotic: What a joke that is.
RollingBro: Hey!
RollingBro: There´s a reason they put the Swede on top!
RollingBro: He has conquered many enemies before. Slenderman, the BARRELS, Cat Mario
Cryaotic: So did I! Besides, I have Mad and Virus on my side.
RollingBro: He has Stephano.
Cryaotic. No but seriously. I´d be the seme.
RollingBro: LOL
RollingBro: Don´t be so sure.
Cryaotic: OH I´m fucking positive, friend.
RollingBro: Cry? Would you…date Pewdiepie if you could?
Cryaotic: I was expecting this question.
RollingBro: Lol but seriously.
Cryaotic: I guess if he was interested, I wouldn´t mind trying anything. I mean, we´re both single guys. And good looking ones too.
RollingBro: Do you like him?
RollingBro: Alright, sorry, that was a stupid question. DX
Cryaotic: XD It´s okay, I don´t mind.
Cryaotic: I don´t have a dying love for him, if that´s what you mean. I like him well enough, he´s a great person and a good friend.
RollingBro: Awww :)
Cryaotic: But it isn´t that easy, kid. You can´t just
RollingBro: Can´t just what?
Cryaotic: Sorry, hit enter before I finished typing. xD You can´t go into a relationship- Just like that!
RollingBro: Okay, how about this. If I told you he loves you and wants to be your boyfriend would you agree? This is the last question, then I´ll let you get back to your PDC smut.
Cryaotic: It´s not smut.
Cryaotic: I guess…I don´t see why not. But only if he´s really sure what he´s doing.
RollingBro: Great! :)
Cryaotic: DON´T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!
RollingBro: XDD No need for that, bro.
Cryaotic: What, why?
RollingBro: Doesn´t matter. I´ll see you around.
Cryaotic: Okay…bye. B)
RollingBro: Bro Day every day?
Cryaotic: Heh, always.
RollingBro: Oh and Cry?
Cryaotic: Yeah?
RollingBro: Don´t you dare question me being the seme in our relationship ever again.
Cryaotic:…
RollingBro: 3
Discomfort:
"Pewdie? Would you ever think about leaving me?" Cry asked one night as they were lying on the Swede´s couch. Pewdie´s head was in his lap, half asleep while some boring movie ran on TV.
"Of course not!" Felix´s blue eyes shot open. "Did I do something to make you think like that?"
"No…" the brunette´s lanky fingers brushed through his lover´s dirty blond hair. "I was just wondering…"
"Hm, okay then."
They went back to watching TV, more or less focused on the screen than the warmth of each other´s body.
Cry shifted, using the distraction to slide his hand into the pouch of his hoodie. He felt the familiar object press against his fingers; the firmness of the handle, the curve of the blade…
Slowly the image on his mask morphed into something else. Blood spots appeared on the edges and his mouth line became more jagged until it turned into an open, grinning mouth.
He leaned down towards Pewdie´s ear, gripping the knife so tightly.
"Don´t ever leave me, Felix."
Spider:
"Eeek! Get it out, get it out!"
"Cry, it´s just a spider!"
"I don´t care! It´s a gross, ugly, hairy abomination!"
"Aw, now you´re just being mean!"
"Felix! I am not sleeping in that room with…with-"
"Calm down, geez! I got it!" Felix shook his head at his boyfriend´s antics and lifted the glass jar up. "See?"
"Get that thing away from me!" The other gamer had been standing by the door, fearfully watching the removal of the beast. He backed up instantly as Pewdie walked out of the bedroom and opened their living room window.
"You´re such a pussy sometimes, bro."
"Shut up! At least I´m afraid of real things!"
"What´s that supposed to mean?"
"I can play the new SCP game without pissing my pants and sleeping with the nightlight on like a certain someone I know!"
Holding up the now open jar, Pewdie stepped closer to Cry. He held the spider threateningly closer to him. "You really wanna go there? Especially when I have this in my hand?"
"Okay, okay I´m sorry. Just throw that thing out of the window already!"
The Swede complied with the request.
As soon as the ghastly creature was out of his sight, Cry let out a relived sigh and walked back to their bathroom to get ready for bed.
With his back turned to Pewds, he didn´t see the smirking gamer open the window and snatch the spider up.
Not too long after, they lay in bed, Pewdie waiting for Cry to finish up messaging Russ so that they could get some sleep.
"Goodnight, friend." The brunette said, plugging his phone in for the night. He turned to face Pewds and scooted closer to him.
The Swede grinned evilly and gathered him up in his arms, kissing the top of his forehead as he placed the spider onto the pillow. "Night, Cry…"
"Why the sly tone?"
"What do you mean? I´m not hiding anything."
"Did I say you were hiding some-…ah…what the hell is that…Pewdie…PEWDIE!"
Sick:
"No doubt about it. You´re sick." Cry confirmed, holding up the thermometer.
"What? I can´t be sick!" Pewdie protested before his hand flew up to cover an attack of coughs. "I´m supposed to meet my bros today!"
"We´ll just have to call in and explain that you´re sick. Hey, don´t look so down, you can just postpone the event. I´m sure having it a week later won´t harm anyone."
"Barrels…" Pewdie muttered, rubbing his aching head in annoyance. "I bet those little fuckers poisoned me."
"Sure thing, friend. I think you brought it upon yourself though. I told you the vlog could wait but no. You and Ken just had to do the video in the heavy rain."
"Are you siding with the barrels, Cry?" The Swede faked a shocked gasp, causing his boyfriend to laugh.
"N-no I swear I´m loyal to the bro army!"
"Then why haven´t you subscribed to me already? Hmmm? I think that´s really suspicious, Mister!"
The American handed Pewdie two yellowish pills and a cup of water. "Because unlike your bros, I get to witness all the action live."
"The sexiness just isn´t the same behind a screen."
Cry laughed again while Pewds took his medicine. As soon as the aspirins were swallowed, the Swede settled back against his blanket and closed his eyes.
He felt his lover kiss him on his forehead then the bed shifted due to the loss of weight. Pewdie immediately grabbed Cry´s arm.
"Don´t leave!"
"Felix, I´m just going to-"
"Oh no, bro!" With a smirk, he pulled the brunette back onto the bed and wrapped his arms around him, making sure he couldn´t escape. "You´re not leaving me."
"L-let me go! You´re going to get your fucking germs all over me!"
His response was an evil laugh and a tighter hug.
Interruption:
"Hello guys and welcome to Late Night With Cry and Russ featuring Snake, Red, Jund and Ziegs."
"And the Leppy." Russ reminded his masked friend.
"And the Leppy." Cry said
"Welcome to the Leppy." Jund said.
The three of them started laughing. While Russ expanded the introduction and started up the game, Cry sat back in his chair, fiddling with his controller and reading chat. He failed to notice the shadow of a certain Swede sneak up behind him until-
"Hey Cry~" Pewdie whispered into his boyfriend´s ear, quickly covering his mouth when the American yelped in surprise.
"Cry, you there?"
The hand removed itself and the brunette chuckled. "Yeah, I´m here. I got distracted by my- Ah! B-by my cat! AK. Yeah." He threw an irritated glance at Pewdie, who had given his side a squeeze before Cry could reveal him to the stream.
"What did he do now?"
"Nothing, just…startled me."
"Okay, well we´re waiting for you to get into the community!"
Cry quickly searched through the messages and accepted Russ´ invitation into the group the LNC had set up for their game, fully aware of the dirty-blonde climbing onto his chair and sitting behind him.
The American put a hand over the microphone. "Pewds! I can´t right now! I´m in the middle of streaming!"
"Hmm…just do what you always do." Pewdie said, his voice having an evil undertone to it. He slung his arms around Cry´s middle and started kissing the back of his neck.
"Cry!"
"Yeah, I´m ready!" Guess I just have to ignore that annoying Swede. The masked gamer thought. The game started and soon he had managed to block out Pewdie´s soft kisses and tight embrace.
Felix noticed this and smirking to himself he bit down lightly into the pale skin, delighting in the muffled gasp that followed.
"Huh, I guess Cry really is jerking off." Scott commented, ripping the two lovebirds out of their nest.
"Save it for break, geez!" Russ said.
"Oh boy, the fans are going crazy right now." Red said.
"S-sorry friends, it´s j-just…I´m a bit sick that´s why I´m making a lot of noises. I can´t breathe through my nose, it´s fucking stupid."
"Reeeaaalllyy?" Scott said.
"You shouldn´t lie to your friends." Pewdie breathed into his lover´s ear.
"Well what do you want me to do?" Cry snapped back.
"Who are you talking to?"
"No one!"
The Swedish gamer walked his fingers underneath Cry´s shirt and caressed the warm skin.
"Holy shit, stop that…"
"Why?"
"I c-can´t-"
"Pewdiepie?"
"Cry, are you telling me Felix is seducing you off screen right now?"
"Shut up! You didn´t have to say it out loud!"
"Oh he´s admitting to the deed."
"Look forward to plenty more fanfics."
"Fuck you all!" Cry growled, obviously embarrassed to the core.
His boyfriend just laughed and leaned towards the microphone. "Do you still need this sexy brunette or can I kidnap him for a while?"
"Go ahead." Scott laughed.
"Alright then. We´ll see you later."
"No, Pewds I´m staying!"
"It´s okay, friend. You do whatever you have to do and we´ll take care of the stream." Russ said, chuckling.
"Bye~" Pewdie disconnected the call and grabbed Cry, carrying him into the bedroom.
"You humiliated me in front of everyone. You ruined my stream. I´m never going to hear the end up this, Pewds!"
"I don´t care." The blonde was too busy unbuttoning his lover´s pajama top.
"I´m going to get you for this."
"Well, I would say this is the perfect place to do so."