Dun Dun Dun,come on barbie,lets go party! Johan feels loved -yayness-
Disclaimer:Me no own Naruto!! or that story about those bears and porage and a dumb little blonde. All I own is the unknown plot! Stupid lawyers,go sue something your own size!!
Life lesson: A condom is not a toy,or is it?!
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Pein was washing some dishes.
Deidara was planting illegal mushrooms.
Tobi was eating suger.
And Kisame eating (shark) soup made by a very evil Itachi.
Yep,just another day at Akatsuki...
Until an OC steped into the room. "The plot must be made,here and now!!!" he said.
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"Daisuke,where the hell are you?!" yelled the hyper active whirlpool nin,Yoshiko Takeda.
"Your boyfriend is off making the plot" stated a calm Taro,Yoshiko's older brother.
"Stupid guy,if he wasn't Yoshiko's ,I would have drowned him" yawned Kantomaru.
"Kantomaru,find Daisuke's sister,or I'm getting the mexicans!!"
"No!"
"Kantomaru.."
"What?"
"I'm bringing the dominicans!!"
"Meep!" and he left.
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"Razafrazen...mumble..grumble.."
Kantomaru suddenly found view of a cabbin.
"I found a cabbin, yayness!" (insert sweat drop..now)
The brown haired boy entered by skiping in with a basket from only God knows where..
Once inside, Kantomaru looked around and found a table it consisted, yes, consisted of :Three bowls of miso ramen,a mini book (Icha Icha) viagra (wtf?) and a harmless double sided dildo .(I repeat,w.t.f.?)
Suddenly,there was moaning.
"Ah..Tsuki..right there..'suki.."
"Dammit ,Karin, I left the it on the table!"
Kanto was suddenly very aware of the situation: he was very hungry,and witness to Natsuki, Daisuke's sister, doing it with her 'partner.'
He felt very happy in his pants.
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--In other news,a flying pig flew over the brooklyn bridge yesterday!--
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"Naruto!" yelled Sasuke.
"Sasuke" yelled Naruto.
"Naruto!!Sasuke!!" yelled Sakura.
"Hinata-hotie !!" yelled some random perv.
"Everyone Party!!"
"Yay!!!!" yelled everyone.
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Kankuro:Do a little dance!
Gaara:Make a little love,
Temari:Get down tonight!
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Naruto(??):My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Ino:Damn right!
Naruto:It's better than yours!!
Ino:I could teach you!
Naruto:But,I'd have to charge!!
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Sasuke:And-His-name!
Random crowd(??):hey!
Sasuke:Was!
Random crowd:hey!
Sasuke:JESUS!!
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Shino:Por que me miras?
Kiba:No lo se..pero te amo!!
(Everyone else backed away..)
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Hinata:When you walk away..
You don't hear me say..
please,oh baby.. don't go!
Simple and clean as the-
Some dude:Sex!
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Later on,Tsunade anounced the winner of the best ripped song award.
Tsunade:hic And ze winy is hic that hobo over there that can play a mean banjo!
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The OC :So the actual plot will be..HOLIDAYS!!
TBC!
Thank you for the reviews,I feel loved.
And this is the translation -
Shino:Why do you look at me?
Kiba:I don't know,but I love you!