"State your name for the recording please,"
"Renesmee Cullen"
"Can I call you Nessie? It says here in your file that people call you Nessie,"
"Only people I like get to call me Nessie,"
"Miss Cullen, no need for unpleasant comments,"
"The only thing unpleasant about this situation is you,"
"Miss Cullen!"
"What? I was told to always tell the truth,"
"Let's move on, why do you think you're doing community service Renesmee?"
"Because I was a bad girl,"
"If you could be a bit more specific,"
"Damage to another person's private property,"
"And what was this private property?"
"His car,"
"And in what way did you damage the car?"
"I smashed his windshield,"
"Anything else?"
"And keyed the words Cunt Face onto the side,"
"I'll excuse the language, now why did you do the damage?"
"Because the dick cheated on me, with a dude!"
"..."
"Are you laughing at me?"
"No, not at all Miss Cullen"
"If you ever fucking laugh at me again, I will rip your fucking throat out of your pathetic excuse of a body,"
"Right now that is going down in your file,"
"Whatever bitch,"
"That too!"
"Just tell me what I'm going to be doing for the day,"
"Collecting rubbish,"
"Right well I don't think they have a trash grabber big enough to pick you up,"
"Just take the items and leave Nessie,"
"Don't call me Nessie,"
"I'll call you whatever I want, no delinquent will talk to me the way you have,"
"Now you listen here, you ever call me Nessie again, without my permission, I won't be talking, I'll be ripping you apart, and trust me It's fucking possible,"
"Goodbye Miss Cullen,"
"Goodbye Retard,"