CHAPTER THREE

"Everyone is here but Gaara's team." Tsunade said.
"Newsflash! They don't have to come!" Neji said, annoyed. "They are from the sand not the leaf!"
"So what!" Tsunade cried. "I AM A SANNIN! A SANNIN!"
"…Soooooo?" Shino asked. Everyone gasped!
"A TALKING LAMPPOST!" Cried Rock Lee. "I MUST POKE IT!"
Kiba held him back.
"It's Shino!" He told him.
"Shino did you know you look awfully like a telephone pole?" Lee asked.
"Yes." Shino said. Then he walked onto the ship. Never to be seen again… okay well I have to poke fun at him some more! He is fun to make fun of so we'll see him again… but I just wanted to say we never saw someone again! I'll just pick up this random camera person and toss them out of the fanfiction.

OUTSIDE OF THE FANFIC

Camera Man: AUUUGHH! is thrown out

BACK INSIDE THE FANFIC

Gaara's team wandered up at that precise moment.
"I'm a little teapot short and… what's the rest?" Gaara asked Kankuro.
"I forget. I haven't heard that song in ages." Kankuro answered. He was twitching. Apparently Gaara had sung children's songs all the way there.
"ANSWER OR I'LL KILL YOU!" Gaara cried.
"I FORGOT!" Kankuro cried, cowering in fear.
"Okay!" Gaara said walking away with a happy face. Temari backed away slooowly.
"ALL RIGHT! EVERYONE IS HERE!" Tsunade cried.
"WAIT!" Kakashi cried, slyly. He had a plan to keep them off the boat! "Where is the Soft Drink!"
"He's onboard the ship." Tsunade said. Everyone anime-fell. Except Neji, Sasuke, Shino, and Shikamaru, who was too lazy to!
"SOOOO BOARD THE SHIP WOOOHOOO!" Tsunade said. She pulled out a weapon and started firing it at them! "GET ON BOARD!" She ordered. They all ran onboard except Gaara. He turned to face her.
"I will not be intimidated by that!" He said.
"I have a secret weapon for you!" Tsunade said. "OOHHH GAAIIII! He loves youth!" "YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!" Cried Gai, springing off the ship. He slammed into Gaara and hugged him.
"THE HUG! IT BURNS!" Cried Gaara. He ran onto the ship and fought to get Gai off him. Tsunade laughed as the 'three-hour cruise reality show' had begun!

"Welcome to Ninja Island! Here our four teams, and Soft Drink, will be dumped onto an 'uncharted island' complete with Island Natives, suspenseful hatches in the ground, and challenges to complete! And the worst part of all? They think they are on a three hour reality show about being on a cruise!" Someone's voice rang out over the boat.
"Well now we know Sasuke was right." Kakashi said. He leaned back and read his book.
"Kakashi-sensei… what's in the book?" Naruto asked.
"You are too young to read it" Kakashi said.
"Okay…" Naruto said. Then he grabbed it and ran!
"MY BOOK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried Kakashi. He ran in the direction of Naruto when he reached the other side of the ship Naruto was standing there. His eyes were closed and his face looked disgusted.
He said nothing but held the book out.
"Told ya you were too young." Kakashi said, grabbing it, smirking.
"OOH GOOD COMEDY!" Cried the cameraman zooming up.
"Too bad you missed it." Kakashi told him.
"AWW MAN!" The cameraman said. He zoomed off to spy on Sakura and Ino, hoping they'd get in a fight. Instead they were both just laying down in bathing suits trying to get Sasuke's attention. Which they failed in doing because he was hiding with Adam West under a beach chair!
"Why are you hiding?" Sasuke asked him.
"Who's hiding? I am just staying out of the light." He hissed at the stream of sunlight that nearly touched him. "Away foul light!" Sasuke twitched.

"We are now reaching hour two of our cruise! We shall soon turn backwards to go back to Konoha. Thank you for listening." Said a worker on the ship.
"Can we just skip to the part where we get deserted on an uncharted island?" Neji asked. He was laying in a beach chair just doing nothing. He wanted to go home. He had had enough of TV from Sensei Swap.
"WHO TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING TO BE PUT ON AN ISLAND?" Lee cried.
"The announcer who used the speakers on the boat to announce did." Neji said.
"Hey Neji! Don't I look cute?" Tenten asked. She… looked no different.
"No." He said. She walked off sulking.
Camera crew zooms up too late like always.
"STOP HAVING THE GOOD MOMENTS OFF CAMERA!" They cried.
"It is supposed to be reality is it not?" Cried Ino.
"Maybe we should just point the camera at the two females lying down in bathing suits. We'll get high ratings!" Cried a camera guy. The female camerawoman slapped him and chased him all over the boat insulting him for even suggesting such a thing.

Temari opened a door to find Kankuro sitting on his bed. Shino sat beside him. Kankuro was staring at him.
"I can't for the life of me figure out why I have a telephone pole on my bed." He said. Shino glared but the sunglasses hid it. So he frowned harder than usual.
SUDEENLY! THE BOAT STARTED MAKING HUGE JOLTS!
"WE'RE FLYING OUT OF THE SKY!" The Captain said rushing forward."WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!" With that the huge boat, that was somehow flying, crashed on an 'uncharted' island….

TO BE CONTINUED!