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"So do you think we should---"

"Nope." Luke answered.

They were all still at Miss Patty's. For the last 5 minutes, Lorelai and Luke had sat beside each other not saying anything.

"Are you sure? Because we could just go---" Lorelai again started hopefully.

"Not a chance." Luke cut her off.

"Lukeyyy." Lorelai drawled and batted her eyelashes.

"Lorelai." Luke warned her.

"A trophy, Luke. A big, shiny trophy." Lorelai sighed dreamily.

"A piece of metal junk." Luke retorted.

"Luke. I need this. I'm tired and I could really use a piece of metal junk." Lorelai pleaded and batted her eyelashes.

"If we're fast." Luke forfeited.

"Call me supergirl!" Lorelai said and smiled brightly.

"You really want to be the one of the suckiest comic book characters ever?" Luke asked, his voice laced with disgust.

Lorelai rolled her eyes. "You're such a geek."

"I'm not geek!" Luke protested.

"C'mon my little nerd, we have a trophy to win." Lorelai said cheekily and headed towards Taylor for more directions.

Luke just shook his head and followed her.

"Rory, You can't do this to me!" Dean yelled angrily.

"What do you mean?" Rory asked, trying to sound clueless. In all fairness, she knew exactly what Dean was talking about. About who, to be more exact.

"Him! You can't go with him!" Dean screamed and pointed his finger frantically at Jess.

"You know it's rude to point your finger at people. And watch that vein in your neck. It looks like it's ready to pop." Jess smiled wickedly. It was obvious that he was getting a lot of pleasure from the current situation.

"He's just a friend, Dean." Rory said and looked at her shoes. Even she didn't believe it.

"Don't go." Dean said seriously.

"It's a town event. I've never intentionally missed one." Rory tried to reason.

"I won't allow this!" Dean said childishly with a tone of finality.

Rory sighed. Dean could be so daft sometimes. Did he really think he could decide things for her. She was her mother's daughter, for christ's sakes!

"I'm not asking for your permission. I'm going. Deal with it." Rory winced at her own words. When did she become so rude?

Dean's shoulders slumped and he sighed in defeat.

"Fine. But I'm going with Kirk. I'll be watching you." Dean said.

Rory furrowed her eyebrows and Jess snorted.

"Yeah, because girls just love to see a creepy stalker jack off to them." Jess said sarcastically.

"Jess!" Rory tried to say angrily, even though Jess just voiced her own thoughts too.

"I'll see you around." Dean mumbled.

Rory turned around to look at Jess. He was obviously trying not to laugh. She put her hands to her hips and huffed.

"You think this is funny?" Rory glared at him. Jess couldn't take it anymore and started to laugh hysterically.

"I'll be watching you? Is that the guy's idea of a healthy relationship?" He said in between laughs and genuinely smiled at her.

Rory couldn't help but laugh with him. Was it wrong to laugh at your boyfriend with said boyfriend's worst enemy? She didn't know and frankly just didn't care.

C'mon Dr. Phil, we should go." Rory said, her eyes twinkling at him.

"After you, Oprah." He smirked and followed her lead.

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"Uh, Kirk?" Dean hesitantly asked. He looked at the feathered man in front of him and wondered if this was a good idea. He shook the thought out of his head when he remembered his own jealousy.

"Yes?" The Kirk-Turkey turned to look at him.

"I have a proposition for you." Dean said and started to think of how to phrase his question. How to ask a grown man dressed as a turkey to spy on his girlfriend?

"Oh what is it?" The Kirk-Turkey asked excitedly.

"Do you think that instead of hunting turkeys, we could do something else?" Dean asked.

"But I dressed up for the occasion and everything! This is my best suit!" Kirk whined childishly. After this last comment, Dean made a mental note to check out Kirk's wardrobe some day. Of the wonders that could be found there.

"I was thinking that we could pretend to be agents and spy on people." Dean tried to make it sound less creepy, but it wouldn't probably matter to Kirk.

"Like James Bond? I used to pretend to be him when I was younger! People would get very frightened when I would jump from the bushes with a toy gun." Kirk stated happily.

"Uh yeah, exactly like James Bond. So, you in?" Dean asked.

"Yeah, why not! But you know what James Bond needs?" Kirk asked seriously.

"What?" Dean hesitantly asked, not sure if he wanted to hear the answer.

"A bondgirl." Kirk said happily.

Dean looked horrified and for a moment, regretted ever even speaking to Kirk.

A/N: I'm sorry that this is so short, but I thought that I should get some things out of the way first. What did you think? Please review!