Here it is you guys! Chapter 3! In this chapter we play spin the bottle! We come up with a lot of really weird crack pairings! Anyways though, I hope you guys really like it! Oh and to all of you out there that ever knew the story Randomness! Randomness! Randomness!, also made by Nebu and myself (Chibi), tell your friends, it's back! Because this is basically an addition on Randomness! Randomness! Randomness! You guys are gonna love it!

-Chapter 3: The fun begins!-

"Okay," Nebu set down the empty bottle. "We all spin twice. No re-picks, no matter what."

"What about incest and yuri?" Tenn asked, eyes wide.

"We're NOT doing those," Nebu shook her head. "But, we're open to yaoi!"

"Of course you are," Sasori hissed, sitting down.

"Who's brave enough to start?" Chibi taunted, rocking the bottle back and forth.

Temari snatched it, "I'll start."

Temari spun the bottle until it stopped, and it landed on Akamaru.

"... WHAT THE HELL?!"

Tenn fell back laughing, "YOU HAVE TO KISS A DOG! AHAHAHA!!!"

Kankuro was snickering insanely while Gaara just smirked at Temari, his expression getting creepier every second.

Kiba gave a blank stare, "... poor, poor Akamaru."

After Temari (after plenty of threats) kissed Akamaru, gave the bottle to Ten Ten. "Spin."

Ten Ten laughed, "Sure, dog breath."

Tenn snickered as Ten Ten spun the bottle.

"CHOUJI?!"

"Wow..." Tenn blinked. "I feel sorry for you."

Ten Ten whined, lowering her head. "I hate you, Temari."

Ten Ten quickly kissed Chouji, threw the bottle, and went to get mouth wash. Nebu caught the bottle, and blinked. "Aw, shit."

"SPIN!" Sami smirked.

Nebu nodded, and spun. She screamed.

"HAKU?!"

"What the...? I thought he died..." Garnet blinked.

"Randomness brought him back. Zabuza, too. Sadly we couldn't get any kages back," Chibi shrugged.

Nebu whined. "I don't wanna kiss an it!"

Haku frowned, "I'm a boy, remember?"

"It sure doesn't look like it!"

Itachi sighed, "Nebu. Just get on with it."

Zabuza twitched as Nebu quickly kissed Haku, then threw the bottle. "CAATCH!"

Chibi fumbled with the bottle, but quickly caught it and spun. "HELL YEAH!!"

"What the fuck?! WHY IS SHE LUCKY?!"

"I HATE YOU!"

"Nyeh nyeh!" Chibi taunted, and pulled Naruto into a kiss. "YAAY!"

Naruto tossed the bottle happily, humming something random.

Sasori sighed and picked it up. "Do I have to spin?"

"Un."

Sasori grumbled and spun.

'Please land on Deidara...' Nebu bit her lip.

'DEIDRADEIDARADEIDARA...' Tenn crossed her fingers.

'LANDONDEIDARADAMMIT,' Garnet shook a little.

"OH NO WAY IN HELL."

"EW!"

Lee whined.

"I'm NOT kissing some pink haired whore!"

"I'M NOT A WHORE, PUPPET MAN!"

The three girls whined.

"You have another spin!" Garnet quickly spoke up.

"Wrong," Chibi shook her head. "That's for round two. As Nebu said, no re-picks, no matter how bad it is... of course, if it's incest or yuri, we're SO re-spinning."

Sakura and Sasori hissed.

"FINE!"

Deidara whined, while Lee looked away.

Sasori shuddered and thrust the bottle into Deidara's hands. "Just spin..."

'I hope it lands on Sasori...' The thought ran through all the girl's heads.

"OH."

"MY."

"GOD."

"NEBU, I HOPE YOU DIE!"

Nebu and Deidara stared at each other. "This is really unfair!"

Deidara shook his head, going towards Nebu.

'Sasori's gonna get JEALOUS,' Inner Nebu laughed. 'This is gonna be GREAT!'

Nebu pulled Deidara forward and kissed him.

Sasori screamed, and fell back.

"What the...?"

Itachi stared, wide-eyed. "She had that evil look in her eye..."

Kisame nodded, "I think she wants to get Sasori jealous."

Nebu skipped back to her seat. "HA! In your FACE, Sasori!"

"Knew it."

From the front seat, Kabuto sighed. "Thank god."

"Kabuto!" Nebu turned to him. "You should know I'd /never/ choose someone else over you."

Sami snatched the bottle. "MY TURN!"

After it stopped spinning, it landed on Neji.

"THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M KISSING SCREW!"

"I'M NOT GOING NEAR SAMI! NO WAY!"

"God," Hidan hissed, "All you people do is fucking WHINE!"

Kakuzu nodded, "If you get it over with now, it's easier. So, stop being a retard about it."

Everyone stared. "They have a point."

"Yeah."

"You won't be saying that if you land on one another."

"True!"

Neji quickly kissed Sami, and drew back. "My mouth... poisoned.

"NEJI, SHUT THE HELL UP!"

( Yup, here's the end! ;D I'll put more of this in the beginning of chapter four, so don't worry. Sayonara! Oh, and skip ahead to see chapter four if you wanna! Later you guys!)