ONE SHOT! BANG! BANG!

by IDK1985

One shot! Fang is injured and How does Max take it? When Will Iggy stop being funny? AND NUDGE IS MISSING? And why is my whole summary rhettorical questions? read it to find out all the answers to these questions! Read it plz and review

3. Chapter 3

ONE SHOT PART 3!!!!!

By: IDK1985

(I don't own Maximum Ride, but neither does Catherine Hardwicke hahahahahaha)

Fang was sitting in the kitchen waiting for dinner at Dr.M's house (they're having French fries mmmmmmm) and Max came in looking like a supermodel and Fang was thinking things that I can't repeat because this is rated T!!!! Angel walks in and thinks to Fang "Shut Ya'll Mind fool" Fang thought back "Madea, is that you?" "OH HELL NA!!!!" Max had heard the thinking now and grabbed Gazzy and said "Did you let Angel watch yo momma or COPS?!" "No, just a wayans film" "STOP LYING MOTHERF*****!!!!!" "Ok maybe all the black comedies I could find" "WHY?" "Iggy" he said in a silent guilty tone.

Nudge and Iggy got their food first, so as Iggy lunged for the first of the French fries (KUNG FOO FIGHTING *starts now*) Max and Fang grab him and behind them Nudge and Ella split his fries "you get 70% and I get 30%" "good deal" as they shake hands. Iggy tries to reach his fries but Max and Fang are too strong "ehhh let me go, I can hear Nudge and Ella chewing please ok yes I burned all of Fang's underwear because I was bored alright!!!!!" (AN: Iggy is a perv, not me) Fang yells "you did that you dirty…" as Max cut him off "we don't want the mind reader to learn any new words" "fine but can I kick him" "yes" "score!!!!" as he fist pumped the air (AN: not like the jersey Shore fist pump because Fang's not Gay…. BURN!!!!). As Max started to say "no below the be…." She stopped when Fang dropped Iggy and kicked him in the balls "mommy that I never had" Iggy whimpered as Max stared at Fang with that look that would make me piss myself even if I was 50 feet away and it wasn't even focused on me. Fang shrugged "whoops my hand and leg slipped, what a coinky dink" as Iggy whimpered and Ella and Angel battled over the chicken nuggets.

After Dinner, the Flock gathered around the TV to discuss the day, all they talked about was Iggy being kicked in the balls even though every 2 minutes Dr.M tried to change the subject and Angel finally stopped talking like Madea (AN: MADEA IS SO FUNNY) and returned to her normal sweet self.

THE END!!!!!!!