Speedo No Solo
Chapter Three: Space Madness; or How I Learned to Love my Mother
Meanwhile back aboard the aluminum eagle Han is wondering where greedo is. Slowly his hands go down his pants, he begins fap out of sheer boredom. Thoughts of his mother; Olga, filled his perverted mind, which only served to fueled his masturbatory dream. His leathery hand grabbed his rock solid pee-pee, slowly stroking it like it was the first time he ever tugged it. He imagined thrusting his throbbing meat-missle into her sweat soaked, semen-encrusted flabs of quiznos roast beef. As the stroking continued, some pre-cum shot into his mouth. Han spit it out onto his now throbbing cock, massaging it into his flesh missile as well as his greasy scalp. His hair then becomes shiny and lush, like a redwood forest covered in gooey creamy queso . 3CPO then walks in with his robo-cock flailing in the zero-gravity space winds. 3CPO's LCD display shows a slight blush, as he fidgets with his fingers, and twists his hips from side to side like a nervous schoolgirl who's about to confess her love for her kawaii-des onii-chan senpai.
Back on board the the enterprise greedo is cleaning the loads of cum out of his hairy anal cavity. Greedo turns to spock and says "help me clean up the mess you made" in a voice that resembles that of a child who was punished for something his sibling did.
Spock smiles with an evil grin, as he gets on all fours and violently licks Greedo clean. Spock eats the spilled seed like a dog eating cat shit out of the cat box.
"Ish dis enuff" said Spock with a mouth full of seed, shit and appletini's. Greedo then gives Spock the biggest kiss, and drinks the mixture from his blistered lips[ƒ], swallowing it all down in one big-gulp. "Tastes better than the drinks back on Tatooine" Greedo said with a man-milk moustache on his upper lip. "let's go get your friend off your ship before he gets bored" Spock says in an attempt to cause Greedo to not notice the stud-seed on his face. "Yeah, I totally forgot about him. Lets leave him for a while longer. I want to go one more round with you". Greedo pomfs his way onto Spocks bed another title fight.