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Hetalia Fairytale
The Three Baltics
Once upon a time there were three little Baltics and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes, much to Russia's displeasure and protesting.
Before they left, their friend told them "You'll be back."
Latvia built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do and the less dangerous too!
Lithuania built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house, but still very fragile and unreliable for shelter uses in case of bombing.
Estonia built his house out of bricks. He actually wanted to make it into a huge computer but then he figured Russia may hack it and gave up on his dream.
One night the big bad Prussia, who dearly loved to molest the Baltics, came along and saw the first little Baltic nation in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, Latvia-chan, Let me in, little not as awesome as me kid or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house up and then I'll chain you to a wall!"
"Please don't hurt me...but I won't open the door!" said the little Baltic.
But of course Gilbert did blow the house up and, with the help of his chick army, was able to make a Latvia sandwich and left him for latter.
The Prussian then came to the house of sticks.
"Let me in, Let me in little Lithuania or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house up with my awesomeness and then you'll be wearing that cute apron of yours once more!"
"You Pervert! Go away or I will call Poland!" said Lithuania.
But the Prussian blew that house up too, and after he made Lithuania dress up as maid he left him with his Latvia sandwich.
The albino then came to the house of bricks.
"Let me in, let me in!" cried Prussia "Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house up and then you will join your fellow Baltics on that wall!"
"Ha, come and get me if you can, you pervert!" said the last Baltic nation.
Well, Prussia huffed and puffed but he could not blow down that brick house, he even send his army of chick to drop mini bombs on the roof but to no avail.
The albino was a sly, old, perverted and quite creative man and he climbed up on the roof to look for a way into the brick house.
Estonia saw the self-centered ex-nation climb up on the roof and lit a roaring fire in the fireplace, which was actually build on top of a nuclear barrel, and placed on it a large kettle full of water, mixed with snake venom for kicks.
When the arrogant albino finally found the hole in the chimney he crawled down and bam, right into that kettle of water and after that in the nuclear barrel. That was the end of his troubles with the big bad Prussia since England came and send him to jail. On the trial Prussia had the misfortune of having Russia as the judge and his side of the story, in which he claimed he was actually searching for some sugar and not trying to molest the Baltics at all, was ignored and so he was send to Siberia for two months. And the three Baltics went back to Ivan and lived not-so-happily ever after.
Which fairytale should I use next?