"Sango, you really don't have to-"
"Um, excuse me?"
"Sango, it's pointless, we can just-"
"Excuse me! Can I have your attention?"
Kagome sighed and shook her head. It was futile, she was never going to get their attention. Then Sango climbed on top of a lunch table, and screamed in a big rough voice
"HEY! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN!" Everyone was silent, scared to take a single breath.
"Okay, now that I have your attention, I'd like to make an announcement! Party at Inu's!" The whole cafeteria cheered with excitment. "I know, it's been awhile since we've had a good wild time, but now we have an excuse! Were welcoming Kagome, and the other exchange students, with this party! SO if I see anyone messing with any of them, your gonna have to deal with me. No wait, your gonna have to deal with Kagome, and trust me thats a hell of a lot worse!" Everyone was silent again. "It's this Friday night, and everybody is invited. Naraku, Kagura, this will be a first for you 2." And then everyone laughed as Sango got off the table.
"You guys aren't like THAT are you? You don't pick on those kids just cause there smart or different or whatever?" Kagome whispered in his ear.
"What? No! We don't like them because (A) they're total posers, (B) they make fun of couples and try to break them up, and (C) Kagura's a friggin Narsisist, and Naraku's a fashion psycho!"
"Oh dear lord...is their any way we can 'un'invite them?" Just then a puff of purple smoke went off in front of Kagome, which made her have to stagger back a little, and Naraku appeared.
"Yes it is too late Kagome...far too late..." the next part he said in a gay faggy voice(think Dane Cook's girl voice), "Because I already ordered my party dress!" Then he poofed away.
"So...he's a demon as well?" Kagome asked Inuyasha.
"Yup."
"And a poofer?"
"Yup yup."
Kagome went to go get some lunch, but there was a long line. She was starving, and her stomach was in such protest, not only did it growl, it roared.
"Um, you okay?" A cute guy with a long black pony tail, and ice blue eyes asked.
"Oh, yah, I'm fine, just starving." Kagome replied. "Hey, your...Kouger, right?"
"Kouga."
"Right!"
"Hey, you can cut in front of me if you want." Kouga offered.
"Thanks, I owe yah pal." Kagome went infront, and was to excited about food to hear him mumble "I'm counting on that..."
"Okay, the parties in 2 hours people, do we have everything? Sesshomaru asked. He wasn't really into this sort of thing, but he was always eager to take charge.
"We've got over a hundred chips and asorted dips on the way!" Miroku said, then saluted.
"Okay, everything sweet is on it's way, includng soda, and I have pizza covered." Inuyasha said while getting off his phone, then ran upstairs, passing Rin.
"And I just talked to the DJ, and he'll be here in 30 to set up." Rin chimed while coming down the stairs.
"I ordered buffalo wings...lots and lot of buffalo wings..." Kagome said from the guest wing, (and they heard her how? Damn she's loud.)
"And I have 20 or so kegs, ready to go!" Sango cheered. Kagome was at her side in 5 secs.
"Um, Sango, isn't that a lot?"
"Uh, no."
"But Sango, I kinda have a problem when there's alcohol...you see the last time I was at a party with that stuff, I got drunk, and woke up the next morning with my hair dyed blue."
"Ar-are you saying...nu-no...beer?" Sango stuttered, her eye twitching.
"Uh...no! I mean, it's fun dyeing your hair unnatural colors..hehe.."
"Oh thank you Kagome, your the best!" Sango hug/crushed Kagome. Miroku turned around and saw Kagome's outfit. She wore a black tank with net's over it, tight black skinny jeans with chains, and her big combat boots. Miroku nearly drooled. He ran upstairs.
"INU! You gotta come down stairs!" Inuyasha turned around. He was wearing a navy blue american eagle shirt, and jeans.
"What? Is Sango drunk already?"
"No, just come on!" Miroku dragged Inuyasha down the stairs, and thrust him in front of Kagome. "Here!" Inuyasha just stared. She looked amazing. He was staring for at least 46 seconds, and Kagome connected her knuckle wit his jaw. Not in a punch way, she just lightly taped it so his mouth would close.
"Uh..you look...(gulp) nice."
"Aren't you articulate."
Inuyasha spied her wrist and asked, "Are you wearing sex bracelets?"
"Yah, why?"
"Your really think that's smart, you know with Miroku around?" Kagome's face went pale.
"Uh...maybe your right, I think I'll only wear a few, and i'll hide them under my nets, hehe..."
Once the party started, everything was crazy. The music was blasting, and people were everywhere...
Kagome had been drinking a couple beers, and was wandering around, just dancing. The song "Low" By Flow Rida came on when she got tapped on the shoulder.
"Oh, hey Koda!" She squeaked.
"Um, it's Kouga. Wanna dance? You owe me."
"Sure!" They went to the middle of the dance floor and started to dance to the lyrics.
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Heyy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Kagome started to grind on Kouga, and got lower everytime they said the word.
I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,
This crazy all night spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and O
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I WHOA
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes
She had them
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Heyy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Hey
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap
And they ready for Shones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand)
What you think I'm playin baby girl
She took Koga's jacket, and slung it around his back. Then she shimmied up and down.
I'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bands
That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a pornography poster
She showed her
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Heyy]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Kagome stop with he extra slutty moves, and the just went back to grinding to the rest of the song.
Whoa
Shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash,
And I ain't want it back,
The way she bent that back,
Got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo above her crack,
I had to handle that,
I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin
Make me want it two in the mornin
I'm zonin in them rosay bottles foamin
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock,
Had to break her off that gwap
Gall it was fine just like my glock
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Heyy]
She hit the floor[She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
C'mon
Kagome left Kouga without a word, looking for more drinks. Then, one of her favorite Songs came on, "Don't trust a Hoe" By 3OH!3, and she grabbed the closest guy to go dance. It was Inuyasha.
"What are you doing Kagome?" Inuyasha shouted over the noise.
"I have to dance to this song!"
She grabbed him and started dancing to the beat.
Black dress, with the tights underneath
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth
And she's and actress (actress),
But she ain't got no need
She's got money from her parents and a trust fund back east
Kagome locked on to Inuyasha's neck and started to force him to dance, and didn't let go till he did.
T-t-t-tongues, always pressed to your cheeks
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth
T-tell your boyfriend (boyfriend) if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fuckin' scared of him!
She wants to touch me woah
She wants to love me woah
She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe ('cause a hoe) won't trust me
She wants to touch me, woah
She wants to love me woah
She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe ('cause a hoe) won't trust me
Ex's, on the back of your hands
Wash them in the bathroom, to drink like the bands
And the set list, (set list)
You stole off the stage
Has red and purple lipstick all over the page
B-b-b-bruises cover your arms
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm
And the best is (best is)
No one knows who you are
Just another girl
Alone at the bar
She wants to touch me woah
She wants to love me woah
She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe ('cause a hoe) won't trust me
She wants to touch me woah
She wants to love me woah
She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe ('cause a hoe) won't trust me
Kagome began to grind, just like she did with Kouga, but Inuyasha seemed to get into it to. Her one hand still held the back of his neck as they swayed with the music.
Shush girl
Shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
I said shush girl
Shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
I said shush girl
Shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips!
(Woah, woah, woah-oh-oh)
(Woah, woah, woah-oh-oh)
She wants to touch me woah
She wants to love me woah
She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe ('cause a hoe) won't trust me
She wants to touch me woah
She wants to love me woah
She'll never leave me woah, woah oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe ('cause a hoe) won't trust me
Kagome ran off again, searching for more beer. The party went till around 1 AM, and everyone was still going strong. Sango was making out with Miroku in a closet, Rin was dancing with Sesshomaru, Kagome was on her way up to the bathroom and Inuyasha was playng No boundries with some kids. He had no shirt on, and had kissed 2 girls. Him and a guy got in a fight about the rules, so he went up to his room to get the rules book.
On his way up, he was passing a bathroom in the same hall as his room, which happened to be the only one had been unoccupied when mother nature called Kagome. SO, on his way, a very disgruntled Kagome tumbled out and fell on top of Inuyasha.
"Oh! Oops! Sorry Inu!" She slurred.
"It's fine-augh! You smell positively wasted!" Inuyasha laughed, a bit uncomfortably, seeing as Kagome was still stradling his stomach.
"Well, you don't smell as exactly not like nail polisher either!"
"What?"
"I don't even know, man! Hey, why arn't you down at the party?"
"I needed to get sometin from my room." Kagome got a sneeky look on her face, and smiled lustfully.
"Mind if I come?" She asked, then kissed Inuyasha forcefully. Inuyasha was surprised, but in his state, went right along with it. Kagome slipped something under his claw, which he thought felt like plastic. Soon there was a small SNAP! He looked to find a black bracelet broken. "Whoops." Kagome squeaked, and winked Inuyasha as if to say 'You know your glad!' She caught him another kiss, which did not stop until they were in his room removing their clothes...
Kagome woke up with a pounding head ache, and didn't recognize the room. She checked; her hair was not blue. So she didn't worry too much and snuggled back into the muscular arms that held her and- WAIT? ARMS? She checked and there was a curtain of silver hair.
"AHHH! OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Holy shit!" Inuyasha gasped as kagome covered herself with the covers as she fell to the floor. "Why are you shouti- oh crap." He said as he realized where they were and what they were wearing...nothing.
"YAH OH CRAP! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE-"
"Would you calm down! We used protection, no biggie!"
"What the h***? No biggie? Ugh, get out!"
"WHAT?"
"Out, or I'm taking the covers, cause I gotta change!"
"Fine, take the covers, cause this is my room!" He said, his throat tight. Why did her anger affect him this way? It was like he couldn't breathe. Kagome stormed out in a huff, passing the bathroom. Sesshomaru came out and saw her.
"Don't you-" She was cut off by Sesshomaru bursting out in laughter. (A/N: A youkai can only take so much.)
"I-hahaha-I warned-hahaha-I warned you-hahahahahaha!" Sesshomaru said through fits of hysterical laughter. Kagome went to her room and changed. After a while, her memory of the night came back and she felt awful. She went back to Inuyasha's room. He saw her, and felt terrible.
"Listen, Kags, I'm so-" Kagome cut him off by raising her hand, and sitting down on his bed.
"No, I remember everything now, you have nothing to apologize for."
"Yes, I do, I could've been more understanding this morning. I know how girls can feel about this sorta thing, and I let everything get way outta hand. I could've said no and I-"
"Inu, listen. I know a girl would usually want boy to take this kinda thing seriously, but...can we treat this exaclty for what it was, a one night stand?"
"Uh-um, sure. I mean, if you truly want that?"
"I promise you, know commitment needed. I mean, we can be friends, can't we? Just be casual about the whole thing?"
"Sure, no problem."
"Thanks, I am so sorry about this."
"Hey hey, don't worry, happens all the time." Kagome looked at him, and the tightness came back.
"Excuse me?"
"Kagome?"
"Happens all the time!"
"I thought we were cool!"
"This is soooo like a player preppy loser like you!"
"Kagome, could you ease up, I can't breathe!" He had felt like this once before. He knew this pain.
"What are you talking about, I'm not even choking you yet!"
"Calm down a sec and I'l tell you!" Kagome calmed down, and Inuyasha took a breath. "Okay, do you know about aura's?"
"Uh...kinda, my fam owns a shrine."
"Are you a miko?"
"I think so...my grand dad mentioned it once."
"I'm surprised I didn't notice before. You have a strong aura. It was choking me."
"Oh...cool!"
"Kagome, you need to learn t control that. Demon are very sensitive to that stuff. You get to angry and can't control it, you could kill some one."
"Oh...cool, but I'll watch it."
"Okay, now I'm gonna go see if I can find someway to help you with that." Kagome watched as he left and felt around inside her soul, like her granddad had tried to get her to do many times. If she did have an aura how should she go about it. Life was getting way to weird, even by her standards...
Hey guys. Sorry, been a while. Studying and that shit. Oh well! Yah, sorry bout the dance scenes. I kinda suck at those. Plz rate, or Inu'll hurt u!
Inu: Huh? Y would I do that! What am I even doing here!
Mizu: I got bored.
Inu: Where's Kagome?
Mizu: Forget about her! I'm here *throws arms round Inu*
Inu: Eh-I-Erm . . .
Mizu: Say "Plz Rate" Inu, baby . . . *twirls his silver hair
Inu: P-please rate Inu Baby
Mizu: Hehe, good boy. By-ni!
