NaruHina, Oblivion

By Rejected Guardian

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I wouldn't be writing this would I?

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Chapter Three: 800 Pushups Pancakes

3 Years later…

" Naruto…" Hinata stood at a grave stone marked Naruto Uzumaki. " What happened to you?" Naruto had been missing for the three years, it was only after the first few months that they stopped searching for him, and only a year and a half that they placed the gravestone. " Why, did you have to go?" Her tears fell to the ground.

Meanwhile…

A man in a black trench coat and a straw hat was walking towards the village, when he ran into a girl with pink hair. " Hey, watch were your going!" She yelled as he took his hat of. " My apologies, My mind was wandering again…"

" Oh it's ok." She said as he started looking her up and down. " Excuse me sir, but it's impolite to stair." He lifted his head. " Oh, sorry, you just look familiar." " Well my names Sakura Haruno…" His eyes bulged out. " Sakura?!" " What?" He smiled a smile only one person could smile. " Sakura, it's me, Naruto!" " Naruto!?" He pulled her in for a hug. " Yes, its me! How have you been? How is Sasuke? Kakashi?"

Back in the village…

" Naruto, what happened? We all thought you were dead." They were now at Ichiraku ramen. " Dead? Hah, I can't die!" He smiled and slurped up more ramen. " Heh, as stubborn as ever I see." He finished is bowl, slapped down the money, and grabbed Sakura's arm. " Come on, I've got to see everybody!" He dragged her out.

Later that night… at a bar…

" One more, one more, one more!" Naruto and all the other guys were having a drinking contest. And Naruto was winning. " Come on, one more…" Said Kiba as he fell out of his chair. Him along with some of the others had passed out, Lee was going crazy, and the girls were all singing without music. But Hinata was just sitting on a sofa, not having a drink at all, she just so happened to be the only one who wasn't drunk.

" Hi- hiccup - nata!" Naruto had gotten up from the bar and was walking towards Hinata.

" MORX?!" She hadn't seen him that day, she was walking away from his unoccupied grave when Kiba told her about a party. " Long time no see, eh?!" He sat down next to her. " Y-your al-live?!" Naruto bit his hand. " Ouch! Hmm, well if I was dead that wouldn't of hurt, so I clearly must be alive, I mean logically speaking, I wouldn't even be hear if I was dead, so yeah, I'm alive… I think." " Oh. What?" He then leaned towards her. " Hey, you know what?" She started blushing. " W-what N-Naruto?" He laid his head down on her lap and looked up at her, she started blushing. " Your purrdy! -hiccup-" She blushed even more, if that was even possible. " Wh…" He snuggled his head against her belly. " I love you." " W-w-w-w-wh… L-l-l-lov…!!"

She fainted…

The next day…

Hinata jumped up, but she was in her bed. " Naruto!" She looked around. " It was just a dream!" A pebble hit her window. She opened it and looked out. " Hey! Guess who's back?" "Naruto!?" " Yup!" She looked ready to faint again. " I'm throwing a party tonight, wanna come?" She looked down at him. " S-sure!" He smiled his famous smile. " Ok! My place at seven!"

7:00 pm…

" Hinata! Welcome, make yourself at home!" She walked in and he closed the door. " Ok! Everyone's here! Now this party can really start!" Everyone sat in a circle, Hinata sat next to Naruto. " Ok, we all voted on what games to play but Hinata needs to vote." He looked at her. " Spin the bottle, Truth or Dare, Poker, pin the tail on Sasuke, or a shot drinking contest?" She thought carefully. " Um, truth or dare." Naruto looked at the list. " Ok, that means truth or dare wins." He looked at Shikamaru. " Truth." Shikamaru said lazily. " Aw, your no fun. Fine, who do you like?" Shikamaru looked at him nervously. " Well?" " Hhh, troublesome… Temari." Naruto chuckled.

Later…

" Dare." Said Sasuke. " Run around the village yelling ' I'm gay and emo', and I'll be sending a clone with you to make sure you do it." Sasuke got up and mumbled under his breath as Naruto made a shadow clone. After he got back, he pointed to Naruto. " Truth." He said." Heh, what's your biggest secret?" Naruto spit out the drink he was currently gulping down. Neji was conveniently in the line of fire. Tenten laughed at him. " Uh, my biggest secret? Well, it's that I…" " Well?" " I… I love Hinata!" Hinata blushed a deep red, Sakura's jaw dropped, Neji looked about ready to attack him, and Sasuke just laughed.

The next day…

" Naruto?" Hinata had woke up and smelled something good. " Oh, hey Hina." She rubbed her eyes, not noticing the nickname. " Breakfast?" She asked, smelling something good. " Yup, hope you like pancakes!" Lee woke up and smelled the pancakes. " Ahh, pancakes, the breakfast of YOOUUTH!!" He got up and stretched. " But first I must do 800 pushups!" He then ran over to a corner and started doing the pushups.