Castiel Discovers World - Being Drunk
Note: there are some mistakes that are made on purpose since Castiel is drunk
Today's date: 18. of May around 4.5 billion years after Earth was formed.
As I shuld always, I will start with that thing at the beginning af the Dairy. I don't remember how it goose. That is funny. How it goes? Oh yea!
Deer Dairy.
What did I do today? I DON'T REMEMBER IT QUITE CLEARLY!
I started the day ass usual. I got out of my rum. No. Roooooooom. I don't sleep. I am an ANGLE. ANGLES don't sleep! Angles are celestial beings. GOOD. I went to the chicken, no that's the animal. What was the name of that roooooooom? KITCHEN! Yeas!
Deean was there! He is great! He is awesome! He is cute! Humans have a word for what he is butt I can't remember it!
So I asked him how hee was. He said god. GOOD! I KNOW HE LIED!
Sam was there too. He was ok. Unless he lied too! I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW!
I am in a stage what people call "drunk" right now. Why is it right now? Why not left now?
I don't know where I am or huw I got here BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST FEW GALLONS OF TEQUILA! I guess I for got that I am not a proper angle. I lost some of me powers. METATRON TOOK ME GRACE AND HE IS HOW PEOPLE SAY IT "A BEACH"!
Where was I?
YEAH!
After the kitchen Dean went to take a shauer. It's funny how water can flow from a wall! WALLS ARE MAGIC!
AND MYSTERIOUS!
LIKE ME!
I am kidding. Did I mention that I didn't believe that I could get this drunk!?
Ah, STAY ON TRACK!
What?
Yes!
After that, we went to do a case and Dean took me to a strip club!
THAT'S IT! I AM IN A STRIP CLUB! I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE! I SHOULD LEAVE!
Oh, yeah, I also forgot to put my tie on and I took my treach coat offffff. I think Dean said it looks hotter. I feel colder actually.
I feel different. ITS NUT JUST DRUNK! I'm not just drunk. I feel like I'm flying. SOMEONE sayd I'm high. But I am not that far from the sea level and I am stooding at the Grund. Groooouuuuuunnnnnddddddd.
WHAT DOES MEEN TO BE HIGH!
MY VESSEL IS 6 FEET TALL!
SAM IS TALLER!
Why feet? Why feet? Why not arms? HEADS! EARS! I LOVE EARS!
6 feet=1,83 meters? Is that right?
No! IS THAT LEFT!?
It's STRAIGHT!
Bees!
Buzzzzz! Bees!
Bee emoticon!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You know, I was drunk once! But this time is different!
I WAS FULL ON ANGLE THEN!
I wuw bees! and hugs!
Also, there was a white pill in my drink!
But I WAS TOO DRUNK TO CARE!
I have to go now, Dean is getting a lap dance! I wanna join! OH LOOK DEAN IS THERE TOO! Double DEEAN ! THERE IS THE THIRD ONE! And the fourth!!
passes out*
End of chapter 3