Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
A/N: Hey, sorry for taking so long on updating. I'm putting a lot of my time on my other story, which I now have a huge writer's block on. Ugh it sucks, seriously. Reason why I'm posting this chapter is just to show that I'm still alive, still working with my brother on the stories, and that I'm bored as hell right now. But hey, since I posted this so late I made it extra long. Well that's about it, read and enjoy, eh?
Here's something to distinguish the dialogue in the story:
"You may hate me but I still love you…" - Naruto talking.
"Naruto-kun is so hot… I wonder if I should slip something in his ramen… just so I can have-my-way with him later…teehee" - normal talking any person in general… although this sentence is from Ayame.
"Stop eating that horrible shit already! I hate ramen!"- Kyuubi speaking
"Orioko no jutsu!" - jutsus
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The Village you learn to love…or… hate
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Sasuke can wait!
There were many things in life that I would consider enjoyable. One would be my love for the ever godly food, that is ramen. Large, slippery, full of noodles with succulent other goodies and absolutely fantastic in great amounts. It gives me great joy just to feast upon such a meal. It's even better when accompanied with my ever precious sister figure… Ayame-neechan! Now the other would be my infatuation for my pink haired teammate that is Sakura-chan! So believe me when I tell you that the moment I was feeling right now, after my hug and surprise kiss on the cheek, was absolutely to die for. It was pure bliss… by far the most enjoyable thing that ever happened to me, and guess what? I wanted more!
I stared back at her with a warm, fuzzy feeling building inside me. How I wished it would continue and how I wish I could get a kiss again. The actual thought of that brought me into a realization. If she kissed me… wasn't that the sign for an 'Okay' to give her one too? Well, I was about to find out as I leaned in quickly and kissed her on the lips. I even added an interest for the delightful greeting, by adding some swift tongue action that I learned from Jiraiya's books. Don't think this means I actually read the book and had become a pervert. It just so happens that I skimmed through the old man's works and came across some helpful tips is all.
The taste of her lips was something that I found rather… interesting, to say the least. I was expecting to taste cherry flavored foods or lip gloss, so I was quite surprised to find the flavor of orange when I roamed around her mouth with my tongue. My favorite fruit, yummy!
Once I pulled away I waited for her reaction, while at the same time cherishing my first official kiss with a girl that I had a crush on. Things were definitely looking up for me.
"N-Naruto?" She stuttered. Her face was so red that it made me compare it with an apple I caught sight of. She was just that red… and the fact she looked shocked made me wonder if she liked it.
"It's great to be back!" I told her, as I put up my best satisfied smile. So far there wasn't any punishments nor scolding from her so that means: I.. I….I DID IT! I earned her love!
"YOU IDIOT!"
…Damn it!…
My eyes widened as my happy grin faded. I didn't have a chance to react before her fist connected with my face… sending me flying a few yards away from her and the three adults who were having a casual conversation with one another… I should've expected this from them…
"A-ah… Sakura-chan?" her strength… that hurt like hell!
I tried to get back up to my feet but immediately found that to be hard. My teammate's punch really did a number on me. Just where the hell did she get this power from? It's so familiar. Just before I could get any answers to pop in on my head I saw Sakura walking…well actually stomping, towards me with a murderous aura about her. And may I add that she was cracking her knuckles while looking extremely wrathful about something? I hazard a guess that it might have been the tongue part… and it was obvious that I was in real deep trouble. Ero-sannin! that's the last time I'm ever going to try one of your tips!
"Wait…" I tried to reason with her, though I already knew that it was pointless to even repeat again. When Sakura gets like this, any word from my mouth is totally blocked out. I really should have considered my actions a lot better.
"Look Sakura-chan. I'm really-" I didn't even get a chance to finish my apology because she started to strangle me, while at the same time scolding me for what I've done. I really couldn't care less about her words right now. Especially since I'm more worried about getting some air in my lungs and not choke to death!
"You think you can kiss me?!" Her scowling face was unbelievably frightening.
Only because you kissed me first!
"Don't ever do that tongue thing again! You pervert!"
Well, it looked as if you liked it, seeing your face so red-- ugh! Alright, alright! No more tongue thing, I promise! So just let me go!
It was really getting harder to stay conscious for long… and in truth, at that point I was starting to become deaf. I could see her mouth moving but I couldn't hear any words, not good. Someone please! Get this crazy girl off of me!
As if an angel from heaven heard my cry for help, the salvation I was looking for came.
"Stop it! Let go of Naruto-sempai!"
Eh? Who's voice was that?
I breathed in the air I was craving for. My tormentor had stopped and loosened her vice grip over my neck and thus I was dropped to the ground, much like someone who dropped a large rock. I hit the hard dirt, all woozy and dizzy from the lack of air. Oh thank you Kami! That was the only thing going through my mind as soon as I had enough oxygen to think.
Rubbing my neck and head! I slowly stood back up, although I stumbled a bit. Geez, I really need to watch Sakura-chan from now on. Dusting myself off, I stared back at Sakura who looked a bit flushed. I tried to speak to her but she just turned around and walked away… or should I say stomped away. Yup, she's still mad.
As I continued to stare back at my teammate who was heading towards the group of adults (Which I'm most likely going to prank soon because of their uncaring attitudes towards me.) I suddenly realized where that strength Sakura-chan showed, came from. Tsunade of the legendary Sannins was the one that the hard punches reminded me of. It really terrified me that Sakura would take up her teachings… cripes, now I have to deal with another Tsunade!! I was pretty scared about the sudden revelation so I couldn't help but turn a bit more paler than usual.
I was so deep in thought that I didn't notice my savior standing a few feet behind me. It was only after he spoke did I turn my attention towards him. And to my surprise I found my little friend Konohamaru standing before me. I gave a grin and raised my hand in a welcoming manner.
"Yo! Konohamaru, long time no see!!" I greeted him enthusiastically.
The boy, oddly enough, fidgeted in his spot and began to twiddle with his two index fingers. This gesture reminded me of Hinata… which I wondered if she had changed from this habit. I didn't get far into my thinking, however, as my young friend gave a polite bow and smiled up at me.
"W-welcome back N-Naruto-sempai." he stuttered out.
This meeting is getting a bit awkward for me and not to mention very weird. Why you ask? Well, first off Konohamaru isn't acting his usual self, calling me 'sempai'… that's a first. And secondly, the whole blushing and hand fiddling is making me think if something happened to him while I was gone. Hopefully, he hasn't turned into one of those… um…uh… how should I say it, queer? Is that a simple and yet polite way of putting it? Sorry if this is offending.
"It's really good to see you!" My subordinate let out.
The next thing he did made me stumble back in utter shock. In a quick and sharp motion, the kid glomped me and to my confusion he began rubbing his face on my chest. This caught me off-guard, yes, but that initial shock didn't really faze me as much. He just probably missed me a lot. Though I had to admit, kids these days are growing fast… I happened to measure his height when he gave me the hug and man was he getting taller. Only a few more inches till he catches up to my height!
"Mm-Mimm-mmo." came the muffled voice.
I glanced down at him, which wasn't really much considering how tall he had become. "Come again?" I asked.
It took a few seconds more of face rubbing until the kid finally looked up at me. He had a grin plastered in his face and the way he was looking at me didn't feel quite right. And of course the ever present blush still colored his cheeks.
"I said I missed you!" he said sincerely.
I blinked and smiled, now fully understanding. And hey I was right! The brat was just missing his brother figure, aww isn't that cute? Well I think so! Its nice to know that I'm missed very much, even if it came from Konohamaru. I gazed fondly at him and returned the loving hug that he was currently giving me. Brotherly hug for the win!
Though when I did this, I could have sworn that Konohamaru squealed and I can feel his body heat rising. I blinked a few times before taking an inhale of air to clear my own thoughts, for reasons that I would like to keep to myself. And by doing this, however, a very powerful smell assaulted my nose. It was an aroma of someone that had just came from taking a quick shower and putting on a hasty…
"Konohamaru. Are you wearing perfume??" I asked him while pulling away.
His response was to blush even harder with the same shade of red that my teammate had adorned not too long ago. Now I took this as a yes and I pretty much did the only thing that I could do. I raised an eyebrow.
"Why are you-" I didn't get a chance to ask him a question however as someone else came to say 'Hi'. And man guess who dropped by?
"Naruto-niichan!" cried out… another Konohamaru?
I jerked my head to look at the person who had greeted me and I nearly did a double take too… well, actually I did just that. I looked between the boy I'm hugging and then back at the gawking 'clone', I should say.
"What the hell?!" I cried out, letting go of the person I held onto and backed up against the fence. "W-what in Kami's name is going on??" My head spun back and forth between the two duplicates in front of me. Was this some kind of joke? Or did Konohamaru have a secret twin that he didn't tell me about??
"Naruto-niichan?" the Konohamaru on the left managed to say. He looked a bit shocked at the situation as well, if it weren't for the wide eyes and slacked jaw. I glanced back at the other copy that I had a lovely, brotherly moment with. He sported a different reaction to this. Unlike the Konohamaru on my left, this one, who was on my right, looked about ready to faint! His face was so red that I had to wonder if the blood was circulating right.
"Oh no!" The voice that came out from my subordinate on my right, did not sound like a boy at all. It sounded like a girl actually, feminine in tone and pitch. What was more surprising, was when the other one began to yell at him…er the same Konohamaru who had the girly voice. Wait is it? Oh forget it! I'm just as confused!
"Moegi! Why did you do that!?" the Konohamaru on the left said. Here we go again…wait did he say Moegi?
Blinking a few times at the name, I tried to recall who that person exactly was. A friend of Konohamaru no doubt, but why would this Konohamaru accuse this one of being Moegi. Unless it is that girl.
"Take off that henge Moegi!" Commanded Konohamaru. I give up on pointing out who spoke… its too confusing.
There was no reply from the fidgeting 'other' Konohamoru. Instead, a puff of smoke erupted from the same person, obscuring his entire body. A moment later, I found myself gaping at a very cute little girl… er, pre-teen, is what I meant to say. I gawked at her for a few moments. It was just really shocking for me to find that out. And I silently cursed myself for my lack of perception. I should have known about this the moment she came to my rescue. That's ridiculous! I really should've been able to notice her and the chakra she was using for that henge jutsu. So much for the heightened senses…
"H-hi sempai." The girl, that was indeed Moegi in disguise, greeted softly. It was so soft that I had to pour a bit of chakra to my ears just to hear her.
"Now why the hell did you pull a stunt like that?" Konohamaru demanded of her, as he walked casually towards the blushing girl.
"Stunt?" I asked, now fully recovering from my shock. I too began to walk back to the pre-teen that had gone from overly fidgety to shaky and red.
"Yeah!" My REAL subordinate told me. "After we heard you were here, she immediately took me to an empty room back at the academy and bound me with ropes. Then she went and henged into me saying that she was going to meet up with 'her' sempai first!" At the last part he fumed and crossed his arms while keeping a scowl about his visage.
I blinked at the explanation for a moment. It sounded a lot like something I did to Sasuke back then. Turning to the only female near me I gave her a questioning look. "Why would you do that to Konohamaru Moegi-chan?" I asked kindly, seeing as the girl looked ready to burst into tears. Was it really that bad to be caught like this? Well, it seems it is, in Moegi's case… I wonder why.
"I- I-I" the girl stuttered, as her eyes darted between me and Konohamaru. "I just wanted to see Naruto-sempai!" She shouted out and once again launched herself at me.
Being the nice guy I am, I let her bear hug me until she was satisfied. I wasn't really surprised by this since my instinct somehow took over and my body just reacted on its own. So now I was patting the girl on the back while gently ruffling her hair. "Heh, I guess I really am missed." I said to myself while grinning down on the happy looking girl.
"Hey!" Konohamaru cried out. "What about me??"
I turned to him and cocked my head to the side. "You want a hug too?"
"No, not that! Hugging is for girls!" He gave a disgusted look and that in turn caused me to laugh.
"Well then what do you want?" I asked, as I let go of Moegi. She however, didn't seem to follow my action and so continued to hug me. This confused me somewhat, but I shrugged it off thinking that she wasn't done with her hug.
"I wanted to show you a new Jutsu!" Exclaimed the over enthusiastic genin.
I raised a brow at him and tilted my head to the side in general curiosity. "Jutsu?"
Konohamaru nodded his head excitedly as he raised his hands to start the jutsu. He didn't even get a chance to make one seal though, as my teammate came walking back. It seemed that the adult's discussion had finished as well, since they too were walking towards my direction.
"Naruto, you want to grab some ramen before I head to the hot springs?" Sakura asked me, stopping directly next to Konohamaru.
I gave a weak and somewhat nervous grin because her lips were twitching for some reason. And if I remember correctly, that was a sign of annoyance. I, however, wasn't sure about what she was annoyed about, probably still upset about the kiss. Though, she seemed to be looking at Moegi…
"Y-yeah sure! Just let me see Konohamaru's new Jutsu." I told her quickly, as to diffuse the sudden tension in the air. "Okay, you can show it!" I said to the leader of the Konohamaru Corps.
He didn't reply. In fact he seemed to scoot away from the curious looking Sakura-chan. His face held an nervous look as well. "Never mind." He said.
I blinked in confusion. "How come?"
"Well…" He began to say, and right there I smiled thinking that he was shy about showing it to my Sakura-chan.
Grinning I lifted my hand to give him a thumbs up. "No problem Konohamaru, its just Sakura-chan. You can trust her, she's changed!" Well, actually… the only thing that changed was her strength.
But, it seemed to be the right thing to say since Sakura actually smiled prettily at me. Even Konohamaru smiled weirdly. "If you say so, Boss." he said as he performed an all too familiar seal.
I knew instantly the type of 'New Jutsu' he was about to do. My eyes widened and before I could stop him he finished his last seal. A puff of smoke appeared for a few seconds and at the exact same time my senseis and Baa-chan came to a stop behind the smoke.
This wont end well… for me.
"So what do you think Naruto-nii?" Spoke a very feminine voice from out of the clearing smoke.
When it completely disappeared, I was sweating like a person wearing thick furred clothing on a hot day in Suna. My oh-so supportive and often times, gullible kid brother/friend had performed the most destructive ninjutsu I have ever taught him. The dreaded S-rank super anti-pervert Jutsu: The Orioko no jutsu. It's S-ranked for a reason since it can render any male unconscious for a long time. Especially the most perverted ones…
Everyone around me gasped at the female in front of me… no make that females! I stared slacked jaw at the twin looking girls. They were naked and practically had the body of a goddess. That was the first shocking thing I noticed, the second one was that both females were groping each other, grabbing onto places that they shouldn't. If I was a pervert I would have dropped dead of blood-loss. Ero-sennin, filled that action however, as I saw him fall to the ground with a blood covered face. Kakashi-sensei was just turned away… reading his book, of course.
This was about the time when I should've fainted on the spot. It wasn't because of the nude and very sexy looking female transformation of my little buddy with the clever clone twin. No… it was because of the sudden rise of killing intent wafting off of my bubblegum haired friend and her Sensei a.k.a Baa-chan. I'm pretty sure that they were-
"NARUTO!!"
-Pissed… SHIT!
"U-uh…" I slowly backed away from the trembling Kunoichis as Konohamaru dispelled his Jutsu. "This wasn't my fault." I tried to reason.
"That was your own invention, you idiot! Why would you be teaching that to children?!" Baa-chan stated with a glare. She raised her hand to crack her knuckles. Beside her, Sakura approached me with the same expression and manner. This was bad.
How the hell am I going to get out of this?? My mind was going a million miles a second just trying to find a escape plan. Though for once, I'm actually thankful to Kami for being born a quick thinker and excellent improviser. My plan was formed within a second and without further delay I performed a Kawarimi (replacement) out of Moegi's grasp and was on the roof of a nearby building. "Gotta go!!" I shouted out and I quickly sprinted out of the scene on top speed. I just hoped that they didn't chase after me.
Now you may call me a coward for running away, but seriously, if you were in my position and knew exactly what those two can do to a guy, then you'll do same thing I'm doing. I glanced behind me to see if they had given chase, and to my horror they did. I saw my bright pink haired teammate running after me with murder burning in her eyes. I was going to die today, I know it.
"You're going to die today, Naruto!!" roared Sakura.
I knew it!!
I screamed like a little girl and ran even faster! Jumping from side to side, flipping in the air and going into small places, I tried to get away from my rampaging friend. My arms were dangling in the air as I sped passed numerous other ninjas that had been patrolling the rooftops. They didn't even do anything to help when I cried out for assistance. Then again, if they saw the beast, that was Sakura-chan, trailing right behind me, they wouldn't want to be anywhere near me. Sometimes I wonder why I'm even attracted to her…
30 minutes later - 5:00 PM Konoha time
Gasping for breath, I leaned against the wall of the Yamanaka Flower shop. The only place to buy the best flowers in Konoha. The family owned shop that I would recommend visiting if you're ever in the village. This place also belonged to a good friend of mine, Ino-chan… well, I wouldn't say a 'good' friend, but close enough. My eyes darted from side to side looking for any potential attacker. Peering from the leaves and colorful petals of flowers that surrounded me. It looked like I managed to lose my pursuer. I'm still weary about bumping into Sakura-chan though, since she had kept up with me for quite a long time. She practically chased me throughout the entire village for all I know. And I'm pretty sure she hasn't given up on me just yet… I don't think any girl will forgive me for what I have done.
Sighing in relief once the place was clear, I wiped a sweat that ran down from my brow and looked over to the open street that lay a couple feet on my left. Since I hid myself on the right side of the flower shop I was able to evade my crazed teammate as she passed by. Plants were my friend when it came to hiding, Heheh. Creeping out of the piles of flowers that covered me, I slowly walked out into the open, confident that my retribution has passed. And as I rounded to a corner, whistling merrily, I nearly bumped into someone.
"Thank you for your patronage Ino-san! I will put your advice to good use!" The familiar voice made me halt and look at the person that had blocked my way.
A bowl-cut hair… large, weird and especially thick eyebrows, and a green tightly fitting suit with a chunin vest was the appearance of this particular individual. It took me a few seconds before I could recognize the person.
"Lee?" I said hesitantly.
Hearing my voice, he turned his head to look at me. He blinked a few times, probably trying to identify me, before a sign of recognition flashed through his mind. The little gleam in his eyes was the indication, if you were wondering how I knew that.
"Yosh!! Naruto-kun!" he cried out happily… with his so called 'youth' starting up. "You are back!"
I grinned at him and tried to ignore the sinking feeling welling up in my stomach. This little encounter wont bode well for me… I think. "Hey! Long time no see!"
The teen held out a fist in front of me as a look of determination burned brightly and his eyes. I cocked my head at this gesture and copied it. I wasn't really sure what he was doing but it seemed he was just greeting me. Grinning goofily, I waited for him to give me the traditional fist on fist greeting.
I had no idea what I was in for when I did this action.
"Now that you are here, let us fight for the lovely Sakura-chan!" He declared, ending my friendly mood and causing me to blink at him a few times.
"What did you say?" I asked, hoping that I wouldn't be really going to fight him here. There were villagers nearby that could get hurt if we did that. Well, not really but their was a chance.
"Did you say Naruto, Lee?" Asked a very feminine voice.
I didn't get a chance to look at the person that spoke, however, for fuzzy-brow had started to attack me. He sent a blindingly fast punch at me. Fortunately, I managed to block in time--sending me stumbling back a few feet. I didn't expect that to be the last attack since the mini-Gai followed up with his other favorite move.
"Konoha Dai Senpuu!" (Leaf great whirlwind) Lee cried out as he launched himself into the air creating a whirlwind of leaves. And with the close proximity to the building, the flowers and plants that decorated the shop like a Christmas tree were pulled into the small tornado that had been created by the taijutsu expert's attack.
"Hey stop!" Cried out the same voice I had heard a minute ago.
I ignored the female who was yelling at me and Lee and quickly crouched low as the green beast came flying towards me. I've seen this kick nearly a dozen times back then, so I knew how to counter it. Giving a small, semi-feral grin, I thrust my hand in the air to just as Lee's flying kick came close enough, and I grabbed it tightly. Now that I had it firmly in my hands I used the momentum that the kick had and threw fuzzy-brows to the ground. He surprised me however, when he slammed his palms to the ground and flung me into the air with the same leg I had kept a grip on.
The next thing I knew I was desperately dodging Lee's crazy punches while launching my own at him. One punch to the head, a block here and there, dodge a blow to the kidney… That's pretty much what we kept doing since it was hard to maneuver in the air. As for the dodging well, it was mostly just our hips twisting from side to side to avoid any attack.
We landed on the ground a few seconds later before starting another clash. Trading punch after punch and kick after kick, we began to enjoy ourselves. The accelerated actions of our bodies and the painful hits that we received made me grin with pleasure. I'm not masochistic or anything, but I really enjoyed this taijutsu bout. And I could tell that Lee was enjoying it too since he seemed to cry out 'Such youth' or 'I did it Gai-sensei' a few times. The tears of joy, I hope, also lead me to believe that he was very happy about something else.
Unknown to both of us, a crowd had begun to form around our area. And the girl that had been frantically telling us to stop, had begun to yell even louder. It was also up to the point that she had to physically stop us. And that my dear friends isn't something you should do when there was a fight going on between ninjas.
This woman who I had yet to identify came running in between me and Lee's final attack. She just appeared out of nowhere with her hands held on either side of her, palms open. I saw this and was about to stop when my senses alerted me to danger, not for me, but for her. Instinct took me afterwards and thus I didn't stop my advance towards her. Though my intention wasn't out of finishing this fight. It was out of my protective habit.
Seeing the oncoming attack a lot faster than anyone could see, I added a bit more chakra to my legs and rushed towards the girl, who I had finally noticed, wearing purple clothes with long bleach blonde hair tied into a pony tail. As soon as I got close enough, I reached out and pulled her into my arms where I turned my back against Lee's attack.
I didn't get a chance to see what Lee might have looked like when I did this, but I probably guessed it to be one of shock. His attack which turned out to be a very hard and powerful punch, was my evidence in assuming his reaction. Pain, similar to one of Baa-chan's punches, erupted on my left shoulder where it had connected causing me to be blasted a few yards away from the crowd and Lee himself, with the girl in my arms.
I ended up with my back against the ground with a dazed looking face. The teenage girl that I had held protectively, groaned and shuffled about my twitching form. The punch really did a number on me for I was coughing numerous times.
"Ow…" moaned the female, now sitting on top of me. "Eh?"
Even if I was in a dazed state, I could still make out the fuzzy outlines of her face. It was only after a few seconds of silence did my senses fully return and man what a great view I had. The girl turned out to be one of the hottest I've seen thus far. She had, as I had mentioned earlier, light blonde hair with a pale vanilla colored complexion that went well with her teal colored eye. The other eye was covered by clumps of silky hair that reached a few centimeters passed her chin. Overall she looked gorgeous. A thought occurred after my observation and I found my eyes widening by the second.
"Ino-chan?" I asked disbelievingly.
It took a moment before she too came to a conclusion of who I was. "N-Naruto?" Her voice angelic and pleasant greeted my ear.
I gave her one of my trademark grin which in turn caused her to blush a pretty pink. I was loving the look she was fostering at the moment for it reminded me of the way my teammate had reacted earlier… Before she turned demon on me and thus started a long terror-filled chase. I'm still on high alert for her by the way.
"Is that really you?" she said more to herself than to me. She even let her soft and warm hands trace over my face, feeling if it was real. I didn't mind the touch since it somewhat felt nice, but her straddling me was one thing that I did mind.
"As much as I like to lay down here all day and let you touch me with your nice hands, Ino-chan. I still got places to go and people to meet." I said as I motioned towards our position with my right hand. Then my stomach growled making me flush slightly of embarrassment. "And get something to eat."
Ino stopped her roaming hand and immediately shot off of me. Her blushing face unhidden from my curious stare. Turning red, do to being embarrassed I could understand, but getting even more redder than a Tomato is something I don't get.
"S-sorry about that." She managed to say.
Getting off of the ground and dusting myself off, I shook my head. "Nah, its cool." I told her, now fully sizing her with a grin. "You know…"
The platinum blonde's blush slowly resided as she glanced up at me, having turned the other way a few seconds ago. She patiently awaited what I had to say. I also noticed that her eyes were wandering elsewhere beside my face… most likely taking in my full appearance.
"You've really changed Ino-chan." I noted the curves and attire she wore, that simply fit her form perfectly. "You've become more beautiful than before" I murmured this to myself with my eyes glazing over, for a few seconds.
It seemed I had said that a bit too loud for Ino looked surprised.. "W-what did you say?"
I shook my head " I uh- what I meant to say is that you've grown into a fine woman." I mentally smacked myself. Thinking up things to say to a girl sure was getting hard for me. I'm pretty much just flattering her. And I was right when she looked away with a very shy smile adorning her face.
"T-Thanks Naruto-kun." She said quietly, not at all meeting my gaze. Lovely moment neh? And did she just call me Naruto-kun? That's new.
Well it was ruined when the forgotten Lee made himself known.
"Naruto-kun, Ino-san!" The bowl-cut teen came rushing towards us with an apologetic look. "I'm very sorry!"
I was about to tell him that 'its cool' when Ino decided to do something else to the bowing taijutsu expert. Fortunately, the crowd had dispersed leaving with only just a few bystanders to witness his… brutal beating…
"Lee! You dumbass!" She shrieked and launched a punch at the green beast's head. Needless to say, Lee was on the ground clutching his head in pain. Poor guy, I knew exactly how that felt. This made me rub my head as well, although unconsciously.
"If you ever do that in front of my shop again, then say goodbye to the tips I give you!" she continued to administer her punishment on my poor looking friend.
"Please forgive me Ino-san." The chunin pleaded during his painful beating…
Wait chunin? I rubbed my eyes and glanced at the half dead looking form of Lee. He was indeed wearing a chunin vest which signified that he had reached that rank. I couldn't believe it. Rushing over I gently stopped Ino from harming the guy for any longer and held her at my side. Hands still clasped loosely on both of her arms.
"Lee you okay?" I asked, Creating a seal-less Kage Bunshin to help the teen up.
"Thank you Naruto-kun." He said gratefully.
I nodded. "Good." In a flash my clone was shaking the abused teen wildly. "When the hell did you gain Chunin rank, Lee??"
Ino giggled in my arms because of my clone's antic, before deciding to answer for him. "We all earned that last year."
"All of you did? As in you, Chouji, Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Sakura, Lee, Neji, and Tenten?"
She nodded. "That's right, we…" She stopped and it probably had to do with my expression.
In the inside I was devastated-- well not really, about the sudden news. Everyone of my friends had already moved to Chunin while I was away. They were leaving me in the dust and yet I felt rather happy for them.
My sad looking face was instantly replaced with a jolly smile. "I'm happy for you guys." I said sincerely.
Ino and Lee, who had an astonishing recovery, looked at me with a bit of pity.
"Naruto…" Ino began looking genuinely, unhappy.
"No really, I don't mind." I told them reassuringly. "I can still catch up to you guys, that I'm sure of."
The moment I gave them my smile was the moment when they smiled understandingly.
"You're still the old Naruto we know." Chuckled Ino, looking and acting far more nicer than her younger self.
"You are indeed my rival." Lee added, as he held up a hand, as a gesture of friendship. "I hope that I may be able to take Sakura-chan fair and square."
I shook his hand and replied with the only thing in my mind. "Uh, sure-- but only in the training grounds." I quickly added, having seen Ino's sudden, stern gaze. I knew well enough that she was probably thinking of us fighting anywhere, including on her property. So that's why I added that last part.
"Agreed!" The Taijutsu expert nodded with satisfaction. "We shall spar and compete every morning, is that alright with you?"
I nodded seeing how it will keep me in shape… as well as improve my Taijutsu a bit. My skill in that area could still use some fine tuning even though I could match Lee in it. No, seriously I can. I didn't just spend my entire time focusing on harnessing my tenant's chakra and getting Ninjutsu while I was away.
"Enough about that." Ino butted in. "How about you tell us what you've been up to while you were gone?"
Once again, I grinned and thus accepted her request. The three of us then headed in the shop and began our discussion. We talked about everything from missions, places, foods, and just about any topic that came into mind. It's great to have friends to talk to. They make life in Konoha so much better.
Next scene…
After nearly 2 hours of talking, I decided to head home to unpack since I had still yet to do that. Bidding good-bye to my fellow ninjas I headed out into the darkened sky. Evening had finally fallen over Konoha signaling many of the village ninjas to turn in for the night… or get wasted, as I saw a crew of chunins drinking sake like there was no tomorrow. I shook my head at them before jumping onto the roof and disappearing into the night.
Traveling quickly through the large village I managed to arrive at my apartment unhindered. The only thing worth noticing over my journey there were the Kunoichis that seemed to tag along a few buildings behind me as I ran. They broke off once I had entered my apartment though. I'm still confused why so many females are following me… did I have something that they wanted?
I shook my head before pulling out my key from my orange pants. A few seconds later, I closed the door behind me and faced my dark, apartment room. Feeling for a light-switch on the side of the wall I turned on the lights and smiled at the rooms that I haven't seen for quite some time.
"Home sweet home!"
Taking a deep intake of the atmosphere, I nearly choked. I coughed a few times and raised my sleeves over my mouth. The place was really dusty. So, not wasting anytime I formed my favorite Jutsu and shouted.
"Kagebunshin no Jutsu!"
Four puffs of smoke appeared in each room, the kitchen, living room and my bedroom with the extra space. The bathroom would have to be dealt with later… right after I finish with the other rooms.
"Alright! You guys know what to do!"
The clones nodded and thrust their hands in the air while chorusing "Hai."
I grinned as I took off my backpack that I had carried with me and placing it near the large duffel bag nearby. Eh? Bag? I blinked and took in the object at my feet before smiling. Jaraiya must have brought it back here. That old pervert, it seems he can be responsible after all.
Picking it up I headed into my room where 2 of my clones were busy dusting the place off. One of them headed towards me and gently took the stuff from my hands.
"Thanks."
The clone nodded and set my stuff down near the small dresser located at the very corner of the room. Right next to my window. Facing the bed I caught my other clone rummaging through something underneath. I shrugged and went to the kitchen to check up on how things were going there.
Just like in my room I found my other clones busy dusting things off. Sighing I created 2 squads of clones and sent them off to do their task. The first ones I sent to go buy some groceries with the money I provided (Which is quite a lot) while the other clones broke off to do their other task. I decided that the bathroom needed some dusting and a bit of cleaning so I sent a pair to do that. The other two remaining ones took to helping out the other clones from earlier.
Nodding in satisfaction, I returned to my room to get some fresh new clothes from my backpack. Once I put on my clothes, which consisted of casual dark blue pants and a black long-sleeved shirt with an Orange spiral at the back, I settled down near my the TV and turned it on.
A few seconds, later my clone, who had stopped rummaging through the storage space underneath my bed, called me up with something very concerning.
"Hey boss, its gone!" he said panicking.
"Whats gone?" I asked not turning to meet him.
"The 'stash' you put underneath here, its all gone!"
"What!?" That had totally gotten my attention having found out what he meant.
I quickly got off of my butt and began looking over the storage bins for the stuff. It took me a few seconds of item throwing here and there, before my face paled. I turned to the clones with tears in my eyes… as were theirs.
"Who would do this?" I asked them. "Who would be cruel enough to steal my stash of ramen filled cups?" Those were collectibles!
My clones and I wept for a full minute before praying to the ramen god for help in bringing wrath to the ramen thief that had broken in and stolen my stash. It was totally unforgivable. Afterwards, I was in no mood to watch TV.
Ding dong!
The sound of the doorbell ringing caught both mine and my clones attention. Looking up at the others I shrugged and went to answer it.
Not having a peeking hole to look at who it was, I just opened the door and greeted the person or people that had come to visit me. I just hoped it wasn't Sakura-chan…
"Hello?" I asked as I opened the door fully.
"Hello there, Naruto?"
Oh Jesus, it was Sakura-chan. I nearly slammed the door on her face because of how startled I was.
"H-hi… Sakura-chan… do you need anything?" I hope she didn't come here to beat me up. Although she looked worn out.
"No, I'm just here to give you a message." She said in a tired voice. "Tsunade-sama told me to inform you of what your mission is for the next week."
I nodded slowly, still weary of her. Girls like her don't easily forget nor forgive, for that matter, anyone who had wronged them. And I just happened to be one of them, sadly enough. How was I supposed to know that my Orioko no Jutsu would disrespect them.
"Annddd that would be?"
"Naruto," She began. "You are to take a one week break off of training and missions."
"WHAT?!" I yelled out. How could Baa-chan do this to me! She cant! I still got a prom-
WHAM!
Stars and pain greeted my senses as I felt a large bump forming on my head. The ever annoyed Sakura-chan had delivered a painful blow to my noggin… once more. I missed it, but not that much.
"Will you shut-up! You're too loud!" She hissed at me before resuming her message. "Now, the reason why she decided this was because she heard from Jaraiya-sama, that you've been training hard." She gave me a soft look at this. "So just take the mission and relax. You earned it… and from what Tsunade-sama said, you've gotten really strong. Possibly strong enough to take on the Akatsuki." She stated.
I continued to rub my head, ignoring a bit of what she said. "What about Sasuke?" I asked, trying my best to convince her to help me revoke that assignment. "We still need to look for him."
"Sasuke can wait!" She replied sternly. "You need to enjoy a week to yourself."
"But-" I can't believe what she was saying.
"No 'Buts' Naruto… And besides we have half a year to go get him so there's no rush. I do know about Orochimaru and his body transfers."
Ugh… but wait a minute, no rush? Was she thinking that 6 months was something we shouldn't be worrying about? "But Sakura-chan!"
"Naruto!" She glared at me and put her hands on her hips. "This is your mission, and you will take it whether you like it or not. Tsunade-sama's words are absolute!"
I recoiled from her resolve and nodded in defeat. There was no way in getting her to take my side anymore.
"Good. That's pretty much about it. I'll see you later, Naruto." And with that, my pink haired crush was out of my sight. She didn't even wait for me to ask if she wanted to go out and eat.
My stomach growled at the thought of food. So sighing, I went back inside and grabbed my wallet before heading out to my favorite bar. Hopefully ramen will ease my mind off of this 'Assignment' issue.
At Ichiraku - Ayame's POV - 8:15 PM Konoha time
(A/N: This was hard, so I asked my older brother to do this scene for me…he's weird...)
I sighed as I looked around at the empty stools in front of me. It was yet another night with no customers… Business was slow as usual. This was the fifth day that we received very little customers and it was rather depressing. With my favorite and not to mention lovable brother figure (I think) still gone in his training things had been… boring, to say the least. Nothing eventful has happened for the past 2 and a half years other than the occasional guys that often came in to ask me out. All of which I kindly rejected. Sure I flirted with some of them, but they're just not my type. I prefer someone who is energetic and nice as well as ambitious and determined. A guy that will remain loyal and respect me as a women… sadly there are not that much around.
"Ayame," My father called out from the kitchen. "Can you help me with these bowls, its about time to close up for the night."
"Coming!" I replied as I put down the towel I was using to clean the counter. Like I said, business was slow as usual.
As I was about to head to the back room to help my father with putting away the aforementioned objects, a voice from behind caught my attention.
"AH! It's been a long time since I've been here." A voice said making me whirl around.
I put on the usual 'welcome customer' smile and prepared to ask for his order, having heard his voice.
"What can I get you, sir?" I asked politely. Though when I took a good look of the stranger I found myself blushing like mad.
The teen that had taken a seat directly in front of me was by far one of the most cutest guys I have ever seen so far. He wore a dark sleeveless shirt, that hugged his body perfectly, with matching dark blue pants. An expensive looking necklace encircled around his neck. His face was what got me the most. Wild spiky hair, ocean blue eyes with a light tan skin, with whisker marks adorning his cheeks was what had me gawking at him. He reminded me so much of my favorite blonde… except this one was a total cutie. And for a minute I couldn't say anything.
"Yo Ayame-neechan! How are you?" He greeted, giving me a smile that was meant to fit this guy.
His voice and the way he said also had me weak in the knees. Though I just had to ask him…
"D-do I know you?"
He paused before giving a very cute pout. "Come on now, Neechan… don't you remember?"
I shook my head, still a bit lost in his deep sapphire eyes. They seem so familiar like I've seen them from somewhere…
Frowning a bit he looked slightly hurt, but that soon ended when he grinned again. "It's me Naruto!"
At that moment my little fantasy that had started a few seconds ago came to a sudden halt. Only one thing registered in my mind and I just had to voice it out.
"Naruto??"
End of Ayame's POV - Back to Naruto
I nodded at my Sister figure. "It's good to see you Ayame-neechan."
There was a long pause before a loud squeal from my favorite ramen girl made me clamp my ears shut. Not soon after that assault to my hearing, I felt warm arms wrap around me. Tilting my head to the side I saw Ayame-neechan smiling at me with a red face.
"Naruto! I cant believe it's you!" She said. "I missed you so much!!"
I laughed at her reaction, both surprised and amused. Its not every day that you find a beautiful girl like Ayame, giving you a hug. "I missed you too." with that, I repositioned myself to give her a proper hug.
She seemed to enjoy it, since she pretty much rubbed her face on to my chest like Moegi. I didn't mind, but with the position being somewhat uncomfortable and my stomach starting to growl for food, I broke the hug. This disappointed my neechan for some reason.
"So what do you want?" She asked taking a seat next to me.
"10 Miso ramen, 4 Pork ramen and 6 beef ramen please." I ordered cheerfully. Yes, I'm that hungry.
Ayame laughed and ruffled my hair a bit, the way she would often do back then. "You're still the old Naruto I knew."
"Yup!"
Letting out another giggle she went back to her station and called for her dad. Teuchi Ichiraku, the owner of the small restaurant and my favorite cook.
"Hey dad I need 10 miso, 4 pork and 6 beef on the double!" She shouted enthusiastically, as she herself went to work.
"There's a customer?" A gruff voice called from the back.
"Yeah, but not just any costumer." She said. "Our favorite blonde is back dad."
There was a couple of loud movements and scurrying before Teuchi came walking out.
"Hey, if it isn't Naruto!"
"Hi old man. Its been a while." I said giving him a short wave.
The man nodded and was about to ask another question, when my stomach interrupted him.
"Heheh…" I couldn't really say anything as my cheeks tinged with a bit of red. An indication of my embarrassment.
Both the Ramen chef and his daughter gave a heart filled laugh at the sound.
"Looks like I'll just have to feed you instead." Grinned Teuchi. "I'm going to have to hear your story some other time."
I gave my sincere apology at this. I really wanted to share what I experienced over the two years to both of them. Though it seems that only Ayame would hear it.
"It's alright daddy I'll make sure to tell you everything tomorrow." Reassured the Ramen waitress.
Her father laughed and nodded before heading in, to start on my orders… which were quite a lot. Moments later, I relaxed as my sister figure continued on with her work, carrying a very wide smile.
I stared fondly at the girl and watched her prepare my meal… or, set it up. Pulling out my stuffed Gama-chan I took out a chunk of bills and counted it before calling my sister's attention. "Hey, Neechan."
"Yes?" She said as she looked at me quickly, a smile still on her face.
I handed her the money and grinned widely at her shocked look. It was exactly the type of reaction I was looking for, from her… even though it was to be expected.
"B-but this is way too much Naruto-kun." She said looking at the money on her hands.
I shook my head at her. "Not really, think of it as a present for not getting you a souvenir during my travel."
She was silent for a moment before rushing to me once more and giving me another hug.
"You're so sweet!" She told me before squeezing me harder and then returning to her spot behind the counter.
I was slightly dizzy because of that.
"Alright, here you go Naruto-kun." Said my ramen waitress, as she finally placed the first steaming bowl of ramen directly in front of me.
The moment I smelled the godly food, I was instantly entranced as my mouth watered at the sight. Its chunks of noodles covered in the broth had me drooling within seconds. Not waiting any longer I pulled out one fresh chopstick from a nearby container and broke it apart.
"Itadakimasu!" I cried out before plunging into my ramen.
Heaven was all that greeted my mouth as the food that I have been craving for washed every inch of it. Its noodles were soft and juicy as I had remembered it, and the broth was just as tasty than before. I didn't even notice just how hot it was. To me it felt like it was at the right temperature. I enjoyed consuming the meal and within 2 minutes I was done.
"Here you go!" yet another mouth watering Miso flavored ramen was given to me. And once again I inhaled the bowl like a vacuum. My table manners still stayed the same, unfortunately.
Pretty soon I had eaten all of my first 10 bowls and was eagerly feasting on the beef flavored one. It was only after eating my second bowl of beef ramen did I hear something in the back of my mind.
Oh no! Not this shit again!! My tenant roared from within my head. Woops I woke it up. Stop eating this god-forsaken food, it's filling my cage! I could feel him thrashing around his cage wildly as the aforementioned ramen was filling his prison… at least that was what he was telling me.
"So Naruto, how does it feel to be back?" asked my cheerful Ramen waitress. Unfortunately, she asked this question at the same time that the stupid fox spoke to me and thus I replied with.
"Shut up! Baka!"
"W-what?" was her shocking reply.
At the hurt tone of voice, I immediately swore and tried to cover up my mistake. "N-Not you Ayame-chan." I exclaimed, forgetting the nee-chan suffix. "I was just…" I looked at my bowl. "Talking to my ramen, yeah!" I'm getting really bad at my lying…
You got that right brat.
Ignore the dumb fox Naruto. He doesn't exist. This is one of the downsides in having a talking demon sealed in your stomach if you people wanted to know.
Ayame blinked a few times at my explanation, most likely finding it odd to talk to your food, before looking relieved. A smile soon graced her lovely features and I suddenly found myself blushing slightly at her. For a sister figure, I couldn't help but feel a little bit attracted to her. She was one of the only girls that I get along pretty well with, so it was natural for me to have this kind of reaction-
Stop with your goddamn narrating and vomit all these… these, foul noodles out of my cage. You know I hate ramen!!
Shut up you! Let me enjoy my meal! Oh Kami! Why did I get an annoying and stupid demon sealed inside of me?
I heard that! I'm not stupid! And-- Hey, DON'T you DARE cut me o-
Sigh… I love my control over my mind. It makes it so easier to keep the fox from being too bothersome. I inadvertently let out a snicker that caught Ayame-neechan's attention.
"Is there something funny Naruto-kun?" The beautiful girl asked.
My mind immediately went back to reality to find Ayame very close to my face. It seemed she had taken it upon herself to invade my privacy, which I didn't mind, by leaning in towards me; with her elbows on the wooden counter and hands keeping her cute face steady. We were in range for a kiss if anyone were to see this. I yelped and jerked my head away from her, nearly falling out of my seat in the process. Thankfully, I caught myself in time to grab hold of the wooden edge of the counter.
"N-nothing's wrong n-nee-chan." I stuttered out, once I processed what she had asked.
The girl gave me a silent look before bringing out her lovely smile once more.
"Alright, so how was your trip?"
I sighed inwardly-- glad for the change in topic.
"Well…" I began.
I don't really want to bore you with what we talked about so I'll just give you a quick summary of our conversation. We pretty much discussed what I've learned over the 2 years and what places I've been to. She was very intrigued by my story and it made me smile. She was such a patient listener and by far the most nicest girl that I knew… well, she's the first since Shizune-neechan and Hinata-chan were nice too. But yeah, you get what I mean, right?
Once I finished my last meal and said my goodbye I prepared to leave. Though I stopped and turned back to my Ayame-neechan once more after remembering something. "By the way, Ayame-neechan." I gave her a smile that had her blushing. "It's great to be back."
And with that I waved and stepped out of the Ramen bar. Instantly, the cold winds of the evening greeted me as I stretched my arms out. Yawning slightly I prepared to head back home to catch some Z's when I caught a very interesting individual, not too far from where I stood.
It was a woman walking with an odd sway of her body. She wore a dark brown trench coat with a very short miniskirt. And from what I can tell she was wearing a fishnet clothing with shin guards. Being the curious person I was, I walked over to her… something that I would regret doing.
The moment I was in range, I froze as I recognized that short purple hair in a stylish up-do and the brown eyes. There was only one woman in Konoha (as far as I knew) that would dress this provocatively. Anko Mitarashi, the former Chunin instructor.
After that realization, I quickly spun around and began to walk away. I did not want her to find me since she seemed not her usual self.
"Hey blondie!" She called out.
I didn't turn around to look at her since I knew she was calling me. There were no passing villagers or shinobi around the area that had bright blonde hair like I do, so I was left with little choice but to ignore and walk away.
Sadly, I didn't get far.
Not a second after I had ignored her call, I was suddenly taken off the street and put onto a nearby alley… a place that I did not like at all.
"Hey now, don't ignore me." Whispered Anko as she pressed me against a wall with my front connecting to the concrete building and my back to her.
"I-I wasn't ignoring you." I lied.
"You're a really bad liar… Naruto-kun." She said slurring a bit of her words. I also found out that she was drunk, if it weren't for the alcohol induced breath of hers.
I shuddered at the smell and tried to do my best to keep calm. But with a situation like this, it was very unlikely that I could remain composed and uncaring for long.
"But that's what's so charming about you." she spoke once more before I felt her loosen her hold on me and backed away.
Thinking that she wanted me to face her I complied albeit hesitantly. And was I startled to see her sway forwards before falling towards me.
I yelped in surprise, but never the less caught her. It looks like she had too many alcoholic beverages today.
"You're warm…"
"Excuse me?"
"Stupid pervert" she grumbled.
I looked at her confusedly. She was saying a bunch of random stuff and I couldn't help but laugh lightly at. A drunken person always amuses me… especially this one.
Trying to keep her balance, I waited until she got herself steady once more. It didn't take long before she was up and talking to me once more.
"Come on! Be a bad boy for once and mess me up already!" commanded Anko, her form falling once again. I sighed as I caught her in my arms… for the second time.
Mess her up? What does she mean? She's already messed up as she is. "Um… Okay?" I replied as I steadied her. She was really drunk… I change my mind she's heavily drunk. Her mood and particularly her breath was what lead me to this conclusion.
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk my boy… you are still far too innocent to understand anything… I pity you.
I groaned at its voice. Damn you fox, how did you break free?
Dobe…
What?
"Naruto-kun!" Purred the drunken woman. "Take me home…"
Oh geez, why do I have to be the one to bump into her at this hour.
Ignoring the laughing fox inside my head, I complied and slowly and steadily helped the former Chunin Proctor to her home. Thankfully, she wasn't wearing weights like the Green Beasts of Konoha, because if she did, then I would of had to drag her home. That wouldn't be a good idea, since this was Anko we're talking about here. If I did drag her, then I'll more than likely have a kunai shoved up my ass… I like my butt to be painless, so yeah, I'll take the risk of just taking her home.
Letting out a tiring sigh I gently scooped the Jonin up bridal style and continued to walk. I looked around me to find numerous people giving me odd looks and some hate filled glares. I chose to ignore them since I was more focused on bringing this drunken woman home. So jumping onto a nearby building I continued on my way.
The breeze of the cold night was refreshing so much that it nearly made me forget about where I needed to take Anko. Speaking of which where was her home? Glancing down at the jonin I found her fast asleep. Wonderful, now where the hell am I going to put her? I couldn't just leave her out here, so that only led me with one option.
I turned my direction to the east where my apartment lay. Looking up, I smiled at the full moon that was watching from up above. It's soft light, bathing my village with a gentle glow that I found really nice to look at. My mood was ruined though when the loud snoring of Anko brought my attention back to her. I gave a sigh and shook my head.
"This is going to be one long night…" I grumbled as I continued on, glancing up behind me now and then to see a few ANBU tailing me. Judging by the curves and long hairs I had to guess that they were females. They weren't a threat, but I some how felt that they weren't keeping an eye out for Anko…
I shivered for some unknown reason. "It must be just the wind…" Yup, just the cold evening air…
There's no wind you idiot…
Just shush you… you know what? Just stay silent for… forever and then I'll promise to stop eating ramen. Deal?
…
…Good…
A few minutes later, I landed on top of my veranda. Shifting the weight of my guest, I opened the door and stepped in. Once inside I dispelled the clones that had stuck around and placed Anko on top of my bed. She groaned a second later.
"Water…" She moaned.
Why would she be thirsty when she's practically filled with liquids. Eh… but what the hell. "Alright, just stay there, I'll get your water."
She grumbled something in return before I shrugged and went to fetch her drink. A minute later, I came back with her glass of water and proceeded to help her drink it.
"Anything else?"
I didn't get a reply meaning that she was fast asleep… on my bed… guess I'll be sleeping on the floor tonight. Groaning slightly I began the task of setting up my futon. Once it was ready, I went to find a pillow.
Unfortunately, I didn't have an extra so I had to head down to the landlord's office to purchase one. Fortunately, the new landlord was a kind and very young woman who had given me two fluffy pillows for free. She was rather nice and a bit attractive…
I returned to my bedroom, a few minutes later, carrying the required object on both hands. Though when I entered, I was greeted with a sight that most perverts would love to see.
A near naked Anko stood posing erotically on my bed with nothing but her fishnet body-suit on. It was thankfully enough, that my lights were turned off at that time cause if it was on then I don't think I could handle her full nudity…
It was at that moment that the moon that I had admired since I journeyed back here decided to cast a soft glow over my window. With the room slightly lit by its light, I had finally got a good view of my guest's entire body. Her grinning face greeted me first and the fact that she was smiling at me made me very nervous. I tried to keep my eyes from wandering over her whole body, but it was very hard to do so.
"Oh Naruto?" She said with a bit of slur in it.
I gulped and held onto the blue pillow tightly. "H-hello, Anko-san?…" I stuttered. I could've sworn I saw a glint, flash from the corner of her left eye just now.
The drunken Kunoichi shuffled on top of my bed so that she was on all fours. She looked like a tiger about ready to pounce her prey if you want a good description.
"Thanks for bringing me to your house." She smiled, although she was looking at the wall rather than me… this was the indication that she was still drunk.
"Hiccup! Ehehe."
Yeah…
She suddenly turned her head towards my direction all of a sudden. Something I did not think she would do, considering her current state.
"Guess what, my little fox?" She said.
I kept quiet for a moment before replying. "Well, I see that you look pretty sober, so you can leave now, right?" I lied, but please say yes!
"Yes!" was her joyful reply.
Thank Kami, I thought for a minute there she was gonna do something to me…
"You're mine for the night Naruto-kun… now don't worry I'll be gentle…. Real gentle!"
EH!? Maybe I assumed too soon… Oh god.
"Now come here!"
What have I done?…
To be continued...
A/N: Well, was at least a decent story? Did you like it? I know harems can be rather annoying on how all the girls go after Naruto and they all don't care that they have to share him, so I will focus on one or two main pairings for Naruto. BUT! I'm still deciding on who the two are. It's still a harem don't worry!
Bye-bye, till next chapter. Reviews, questions, and tips are welcome!