Uh, the title of this chapter was supposed to resemble The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, but it didn't. At all. So . . . EPIC FAIL!
Usopp: Oi, Oi, what's that glowing thing?
Zoro: Who gives a f-
Luffy: OOOHHHH COOOOOL!
Nami: Don't touch it you idiot! *puches Luffy*
Sanji: Nami-san is so cute when she's angry! *dances like a drunk weirdo*
Chopper: *hides behind the mast of the Merry . . . the wrong way* That's scary. So's the glowing thing.
Robin: Oh, Miss Navigator. It looks like treasure. It could be worth a lot.
Nami: *her eyes turn into beli symbols* Bitches get away from my treasure! *Nami grabs the glowing thing, and it explodes, separating the crew members and throwing them to who the ffff-lip knows where*
LITTLE GARDEN!
Luffy: AWESOME!
Chopper: Yeah, wait . . . where are we?
Robin: Little Garden. *smiles mysteriously*
Luffy: Don't say that so creepily!
Brogy: Gya gya gya gya *attempts to laugh, but no one knows what that really was*
Chopper: wtf . . .
Robin: I believe that was a laugh, but he might also be dying.
Chopper: CALL A DOCTOR!
Robin: No don't! Remember what happened last time!
FLASHBACK!
Chopper: We need a doctor! *continues to be ignored*
*strange whooshing sound, giant blue box appears on the deck*
The Doctor: Did someone call for a doctor?
Entire Crew: WTF!
END FLASHBACK!
Nami: (from . . . somewhere) Did somebody just FLASHBACK?! Really?!
*swooshing sound*
Robin: Too late.
The Doctor: Did somebody call for a doctor?
Luffy: Oi, it's that weird ossan again!
Robin: CLUTCH! *breaks the doctor's neck . . . oh . . . I'm sorry! I'm so so sorry!*
The Doctor: *starts regenerating*
Chopper: Hey, he's glowing . . . is that some strange Devil's Fruit?
The Doctor: Oh crap! I'm not ginger! Yeah, Capaldi missed that line.
Luffy: He changed his face! It's that Okama guy!
Chopper: Who, Erik?
Robin: No the other one . . . I mean Two.
The Doctor: Actually, I'm number 13.
Author: Hold it! Hold the phone! What are you doing in this story? GTFO!
Luffy: Who me?
Author: No not you, you idiot. The ossan! The Doctor!
Chopper: Me?
Author: NO! The one with the blue box!
Robin: Mr. 2?
Author: NO! Nevermind, I'm taking you out of here.
The Doctor: What? *disappears*
Luffy: o_o
Robin: o_o
Chopper: o_o
*giant portal opens in the sky, and the three crew members are sucked into it, and taken to . . . all right. I'm just not telling you*
RANDOM SKULL ISLAND! (wait what? Oh yeah, it's from that random episode with Buggy and his crew and some miners and they were on a island with a giant skull, and I though it was important, and – nevermind)
Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *running in circles with his tongue sticking out of his mouth*
Nami: Would you cut it out for one second! Usopp! Hey, just stop! Usopp! Ugh. *punches him in the face*
Usopp: OW! Nami . . .
Nami: Nothing even happened yet, and you're flying off the handle!
Usopp: We just got teleported to . . .
Buggy: *whispers* random skull island
Usopp: Random Skull Island, and no one else is here. How is that nothing!
Nami: GET OFF MY CASE! It's nothing. Everything's fine and – MY TREASURE!
Usopp: It probably wasn't treasure to begin with!
Nami: YOU probably weren't treasure to begin with!
Usopp: *tries to figure out what that meant* Look at us bickering, we're so cute! I totally get how people ship us.
Nami: WHAT! You're annoying, and - wait. BUGGY!
Buggy: Yes, it is I! I have snuck up on you quite flashily!
Nami: Oi, Buggy! Remember this?
FLASHBACK!
Buggy: BARA BARA PARTS! *turns into a midget*
Nami: *has Buggy's body parts tied up*
Luffy: GOMMU GOMMU no BAZOOKA!
Buggy: *flies off into the distance, and turns into a twinkling star*
END FLASHBACK!
Nami: *cloud of depression hangs over her head* How could I? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Usopp: *trembles with fear* Um . . . who's this clown guy with the big red nose?
Buggy: BIG? RED? ARGH! How dare you! Now I'm going to kill you!
Nami: HELL NO! *kicks him in the face, and sends him flying*
Buggy: *flies into the sky and becomes a twinkling star*
Usopp: This reminds me off –
Nami: HELL NO! *lifts her foot to kick him in the face -*
*giant portal appears and takes them to . . . somewhere*
INSIDE LABOON!
Zoro: *stares at the person sitting across from him*
Sanji: *stares at the person sitting across from him*
Both: OH SHIT! REALLY!
Zoro: I'm stuck with you, you shitty cook! *slices at Sanji with his sword*
Sanji: Yeah, and I have to deal with you, you stupid marimo! *aims a kick at Zoro's green head*
Guy that lives in Laboon: You know people ship you right?
Zoro: . . .
Sanji: o_o
Both: *cringe in disgust*
Both: *puke simultaneously*
Guy that lives in Laboon: I ship you two.
Both: *look at each other in unison*
Both: *puke simultaneously*
Zoro: I'm leaving. NOW! *storms off somewhere purposefully*
Sanji: *lights his cigarette, and waits a few seconds*
Zoro: *walks towards the two people and freezes*
Sanji: I thought you were leaving.
Zoro: I am. Right NOW! *storms off again*
Sanji: *sighs*
Zoro: *walks towards the two people and freezes*
Sanji: Try again?
Zoro: ARGH! *storms away . . . again*
Guy that lives in Laboon: What's he doing?
Sanji: He's just directionally challenged.
Zoro: *walks towards the two people and freezes*
Sanji: Just give up.
Zoro: . . . *purposefully walks towards them*
Sanji: Where are you going?
Zoro: Towards you. *walks away from Sanji, then freezes* Where'd he go?
Sanji: *face palms*
Guy that lives in Laboon: What's that?
Sanji: Huh?
Zoro: wtf?
*giant portal opens, and takes the two pirates to, that place, that I'm not naming*
THE GOING MERRY!
Merry: *silent*
*the crew is spit up onto the deck of the Merry by a giant portal*
Luffy: WOAH! What was that?!
Robin: It was a portal.
Zoro: Duh,
Sanji: *tries to kick Zoro* Don't talk to her like that grass head!
Zoro: It's marimo!
Sanji: . . . really?
Zoro: NO! It's Zoro. I don't need a dumb nickname!
Guy that lives in Laboon: SEE? This is why I ship you two!
Nami: HELL NO! *kicks the Guy that lives in Laboon, and sends him flying off the ship, where he turns into a twinkling star*
Chopper: *really, really, really confused. Convinced that everyone needs to see the Doctor*
Usopp: *resumes his constant running, and tongue flailing* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Nami: *smacks Usopp* Well, we're back on the Merry, so the only problem now is . . . WHERE'S MY TREASURE!
Robin: . . .
Luffy: . . .
Zoro: . . .
Sanji: . . .
Usopp: . . .
Chopper: . . .
Chaka: I am your treasure! No wait, I got you your treasure! No wait, it wasn't supposed to be a treasure at all! It's revenge for the last time we met. Do you remember what happened?
FLASH-
Nami: HELL NO! *kicks Chaka in the face, and he goes flying off the ship, and almost crashes into a plane . . . déjà vu . . .
Nami: HELL NO! *kicks the author in the face, and the author and Chaka both fly into the sky and become twinkling stars*