Chapter 3

Okay heres chapter 3 peeps! Thanks to the reviews I did not get brain damage to the wall and did not kill karkat!

Ray: she actually wanted to so we had to put her in a straight jacket. Hehe…..it was hard….

Me:…..*looks to left and to her right* I wonder where those creeps are?

America: *is behind Jacinda and is about to scare her*

Me: hmmmmmm. Well let star- AHHHHHHHHH! AMERICA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!

America: your closet.

England: I made a portal….and you don't have to worry about karkat….America tied him up in the basement.

Me:….*facepalm* anyways…I do not own hetalia nor homestuck…although I do wish I did.

Ray: it would actually be a disaster.

Me: RAY!

(rays Pov)

I woke up to the smell of tea. I opened my eyes in a unfamiliar room…..wait…..unfamiliar…..'CHEEZE PUFFS SOMEONE HAS KIDNAPPED ME! WHERES JACINDA! DID THEY KILL HER! AHHHHHHH!' I screamed in my head. I started having a panic attack. 'Ray calm down! Think happy thoughts!

The door opened to reveal a man with sandy blonde hair and emerald green eyes. He also had….bushy eyebrows?

"Oh. Your awake , love."

I nodded my head.

" Are you hungry? I just made scones."

'wait…..this guy seems familiar…..wait…..HETALIA!'

I nodded my head. ' I really don't have to worry about England cooking because I have no taste buds! Thank you for burning my tongue Jacinda! Thank you!'

He ushered me to follow which I was hesitant but slowly followed. I looked around to see this place was huge! 'This must be Englands home.'

We got into a room that had a small round table and chairs. I sat in one and looked at the burnt scones and fresh tea. "Well go on , love. Eat up."

I grabbed the burnt scone and chewed on it. I gave the thumbs up and he actually looked shocked. "Usally when people eat my food they'd say it was awfull….So whats your name? And how did you get here?"

"W-well, uh, m-my n-n-name i-is R-Ray a-and i-i-I r-really d-don't know h-how i-I g-got here."

I then heard my butt vibrate. Wait that's my phone! I took my phone out and saw it was Jacinda!

"H-Hello?"

"BROOOOO! HOWS YO STAY WITH ENGLAND!"

"H-how did y-you-"

"UM SLEEPING BEAUTY! I THINK I WOKE UP EARLYIER THAN YOU!"

"O-oh."

"YEAH! HEY AT LEAST YOUR WITH YOUR FAVORITE COUNTRY! AND I KNOW YOUR SHY BUT OPEN UP! YOU GOT DIS MAN!"

"O-okay….but wh-where are y-you?"

"AMERICAS PLACE! WELL GOTTA GO GONNA PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES WITH AMERICA! HAVE A JOLLY GOOD DAY!"

"W-wait!"

Her friend hung up. I facepalmed myself and let out a sigh.

"Who was that?"

"M-my f-friend."

God if I keep this up its gonna be difficult to be with him!