Okay after who knows how long I've finished the…what 2nd chapter? I'm writing um…excuse me I mean typing chapter 3. Sorry for the delay not much inspiration and well, I've been gone for a few days. But let us continue.

Naru: Don't forget disclaimer Baka!

Meh: Uresai! And who are you calling Baka? Hasn't anyone ever told you it takes one to know one? *pouty face*

Naru: Gah! / Ima tell Sasuke-teme on you!

Meh: You do and he's not saving your butt from him now is he? *smirking*

Sasu: Oh shut up before you give it away, no matter how obvious it is. And this lazy authoress owns nothing and has no life. Now type the story or this *pulls out kunai* is going in your hand.

Meh: O.O…um…hai…I'm on it! T^T *under breath* Slave driver…

Sasu: What was that? *gets ready to throw Kunai*

Eeeppp! Please don't kill me! OH and there is a lime not a lemon just yet. ^-^

Chapter 3 the pervert, my savior and black mail

"Wh…what was he thinking? Touching me like that…why did he even do it in the first place?" Naruto asked himself pulling his coat tighter to block out the wind. "It's cold…" he whimpered as a gust of wind blew by making him squeak a bit. "Stupid win-"he sneezed cutely scrunching his nose up.

"Why does he make us dress like sluts anyways? It's too cold to wear this." He sighed thinking about his revealing clothing, a skin tight belly shirt, showing off his tanned toned stomach, and matching black cargo pants that hung low on his hips.

"Then allow me to take you some place warmer ne?" an unfamiliar voice cooed making the blonde freezing in his tracks. "Um…n…no thanks…I'm fine." He said quickly, tail and ears dropping, as he rushed off. A chuckle wasn't far from him. "I see, so your not going willingly are you?" the foot steps stopped following behind him. "Hm?" he asked stopping and turning around.

"You're not very bright I take it?" he asked a dark chuckle following soon after, a face with a creepy smile and pale skin popped up in front of him making him screech and fall backwards on his butt. "Hm, so it is true what they say. The stupid ones are cute."

He started to walk over to the fallen kit. "Wh…who are you?" Naruto asked quickly getting up and backing away from the strange person. "I'm no one you need to know right now, but I do know you Uzumaki, Naruto-kun. You're the new and only male stripper at Lollipop Luxury." Naruto gasped stopping all movements and gaping at the stranger.

"How do you know me and where I work?" he asked hissing and growling after the shock wore off. "Well, if your cousins are the owners then you have easy access to information about the girls. Or in your case guys." He continued to wear his creepy and painfully fake smile. "Yeah I'm sure. I doubt that you're related to that teme of a boss." Naru huffed with a pout.

"Oh? You mean you know Sasu-chan then?" he asked before his smile faded and turned into a smirk. "Well then that's good for me then. I just hope he took a liking to you or this wouldn't be much fun now would it?" he asked taking steps forward as Naruto kept stepping back before eventually trapping himself between the stranger and a wall. His ears fell back and his tails was switching nervously. "W…why are you saying something like that..?" Naruto looked around for an exit, only to find none.

"Why indeed. Na. Ru. To." He smiled again successfully blocking the kit with his arms. "I would like an answer to that myself." He breathed in his ear with a husky tone, a blush made its way to his face. The blonde said nothing. "Hm, you pretty cute, perhaps you won't mind me taking you before that fool cousin of mine." He said moving just too where his lips were hovering over the others.

Naruto gulped staring at the other in the eyes. "D…don't do this…please" he muttered, blue eyes pleading. "I'm sorry but I don't take request." He smirked pressing their lips together making the kit gasp. He's making the promise…he won't keep it though…m…matte! He yelled mentally, clamping his eyes shut trembling and attempted to turn away and break the kiss. The said cousin of his boss pushed against the kit pinning him further against the wall.

The kit gasped at the feeling of the aroused stranger starting to roughly grind up against him. When the boy finally pulled away Naruto was gasping for breath and blushing heavily. "You taste good." He said putting in place another of his creepy fake smiles. "Don't promise if you don't intend to keep it…" Naru said glaring, breaking from his helpless submissive state. "Promise, what are you talking about?" the boy said sliding his hand down the kits side with a feather light touch. "All I did was kiss you." The boy's 'smile' turned back to the smirk he had not long before.

"And that's a promise to my kind! I know you don't intend to keep it! So please, stop this right now!" he yelled pushing the boy back, surprising the raven. Taking the chance, he started to walk off only to get tackled on the ground within a few seconds. "I see you got spunk, too bad all of that will be used for something else, ne?" he grinned. Naruto squirmed underneath the human growling and hissing every now and then.

"No! I won't let you! Now get off of me before I rip you dick off!" he screamed, azure eyes turning fiery red. "Your threats are cute and all but if you want to use your mouth so badly I can give you a few options." He said grabbing a handful of Naruto's hair making him yelp as his head was pulled back. "What do you say Na Ru To?" he asked saying the blondes name in syllables.

Naruto gasped eyes growing wide. "Stop doing that. It's not right." He gulped. "Right doesn't matter when it feels good Naruto." He teased letting his hand grope the kit's crotch. Naruto yelped at the sudden action, his face paling from its usual sun kissed tone. "Wouldn't you agree?" he sneered, opening his eyes to slants.

They're black…just like Sasuke-teme's! He noticed looking into the boy's now open eyes. A blush found its way to his face, gulping. "Ah, now you're getting into the mood. Could it be that you like my face that much?" he asked groping and rubbing around on the kit making him gasp and mewl. "N…no I don't…ah…" the kit was now trembling, his face flushed and a bit of drool on the corner of his mouth. "My, my don't you look delicious Na-"he was cut off by a foot in his face, being pushed off of the blonde.

"Who said you could touch him Sai?" a familiar deep voice growled lulling the blonde deeper into his mindless submissive state. "Well Sas-chan, I don't see you claiming stakes on this chibi kitsune. So I just helped my self if only I knew I'd need your approval." He sighed getting up from the ground and dusting himself off like nothing happened. "Well you do since he's my employ…er…" he finished his sentence slowly as a set of tanned arms mad their way around his torso.

(A/N: Okay so how many saw that one coming? Couldn't help but go with the cliché type of thing. The Sasu Sai fight.)

"S…S'uke…" Naruto's voice was low and slightly pleading. "Ne Naruto-chan, why don't you let me finish you off what do you say?" Sai asked walking towards the raven and the blonde. He looked up at the other raven with glazed over blue eyes "N…no…S'uke…I want…S…S'uke…" the blonde whimpered grinding his hips into the Uchiha's back, getting the friction he wanted. "S…S'uke…" the kit whimpered licking and nipping at the Uchiha's exposed neck.

(A/N: Sorry for making Naru act like such a whore bu~t when demons –in my stories- are extremely turned on then, it's almost like their in heat almost heat is much worse ^-^)

"Ngh! D...dobe what do you think you're doing?" Sasuke yelled a flush of pink clear on his pale cheeks. "I…need to…."Naruto whimpered about to bite down on ravens neck, only to have him turn around to face the kit calming him self down a bit. "Naruto there is no way I'm gonna let you bite me. You're not thinking straight and you'd regret it afterwards…"The black were sad for a minuet before his mask was back on. "B…but S…S'uk…ah!" he moaned loudly releasing himself, after grinding and dry humping the raven once they were facing each other. "N…naruto…" Sasuke groaned feeling him self harden. "S…S'uke…" Naruto smiled tiredly before his eyes closed and he fell against the raven's chest.

"Well Sas-chan, I look forward to meeting that kit again. And next time I just might claim him myself, even if I have to tie him up." Sai waved before casually walking off and ignoring the glare the Uchiha was giving him as he clenched the blonde kit tight. "Over my dead body…" he growled.

TBC

I swear this isn't gonna be as angsty as it sound's like it's getting. I hope not at least…depends where the plot fairies and bunnies take my brain. Ja Ne!