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Bella-IDK09
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Edward-VolvoVanquish
Emmett-IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT
Esme-WhatMomSaysGoes
Jasper-EmotionlessHeartThrob
Jacob-GirlsGirlsGirls
Renesmee-DogLovesMe
Rosalie-BlondeBombShell
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IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Hey guys, Rose
VolvoVanquish-She just left Emmett
GirlsGirlsGirls-Thank god, stupid blonde
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Hey that s my wife you re talking about!
GirlsGirlsGirls-I know
VolvoVanquish-I hope your being faithful, Dog
GirlsGirlsGirls-What do you mean, Vampy?
VolvoVanquish-Well your name suggests something else to me
GirlsGirlsGirls-So does yours, are you making up for something size wise?
VolvoVanquish-I bet mine is bigger than yours, Dog. Go hump a tree
GirlsGirlsGirls-No I ll go hump your daughter
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IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Oh, he went there!
VolvoVanquish-If he lays one hand on my daughter I swear I ll bite him!
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-EW, Edward, I think Bella deserves to know
VolvoVanquish-Know what?
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-That you enjoy biting men
VolvoVanquish-What the fuck Emmett, I m not gay!
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Well as Jacob said, your name does suggest your making up for something size wise, and you said you d bite him, that s what you do in sex, bite each other
VolvoVanquish-Erm, Emmett, not everyone s sex is as corrupt as yours and Rose s is. Normal people don t bite each other
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Yeah they do, Eddie, it makes things more exciting. Hotter.
VolvoVanquish-Erm, Emmett, Mr. Caviner Is reading this conversation off his computer you know. And, it only makes things hotter if you can feel it, we can t dumb ass
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-No he s not, and I can, Rose said she can.
VolvoVanquish-Yeah, about that, you know how I can read people s minds? Well yeah, she finds your sex dull and lacking, she very nearly went for Aro at one time. She fakes it.
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-What ever, loser, just because Bella and you
VolvoVanquish-WHAT EMMETT? WHAT DO WE DO? Hmm!
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Enjoy sex :(
VolvoVanquish-I suggest you go, Mr. Caviner is coming over, see you bro
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Yeah, see you
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IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT-Edward Cullen go to the principal s office immediately, pick up your brother on the way there, we cannot trust him on his own.
VolvoVanquish-Make me, douche bag
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT has changed his name to IMREALYMRCAVINER
IMREALYMRCAVINER-I will not tolerate that kind of language to be used on and in school premises.
VolvoVanquish-Shut it douche bag
IMREALYMRCAVINER-EDWARD CULLEN GO TO THE PRINICPALS OFFICE NOW!!!
VolvoVanquish-Jeez, okay, no need to shout, douche bag
IMREALYMRCAVINER-NOW MR. CULLEN!
VolvoVanquish-SIR Cullen to you! And you spelt really wrong, you spazz.
IMREALYMRCAVINER-NOW MR CULLEN!
VolvoVanquish-Emmett, quick, dazzle him!
IMREALYMRCAVINER-All done, he s flat out, he fainted at my immense beauty! Works like a charm, the all mighty Emmett Cullen, dazzling extraordinaire! My fans.
IMREALYMRCAVINER-I ll go lock him up in the janitor s closet, be back in a min bro!
IMREALYMRCAVINER is on be right back
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VolvoVanquish-Bella, are you in 3rd floor math?
IDK09-Yeah, why?
VolvoVanquish-Take our entire stash of equipment out of the janitor s closet! Pronto!
IDK09-Why?
VolvoVanquish-EMMETT!
IDK09-SHIT, I'M ON IT HOMIE!
VolvoVanquish-Homie?
IDK09-Erm, yeah, you're my homie!
VolvoVanquish-As in Simpson s Marge and Homer homie?
IDK09-NO, AS IN STREET BROVVA HOMIE!
VolvoVanquish-You are immensely confusing
IDK09-And your dead posh!
VolvoVanquish-The stuff?
IDK09-Oh yeah, I'm on it!
IDK09 is on be right back
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GirlsGirlsGirls-I just banged your daughter
VolvoVanquish-I'm gunna kill you, dog!
IMREALYMRCAVINER-AHH MY BEAUTIFUL EYES, MY MARVELOUS DAZZLING EYES, RUINED!!
IMREALYMRCAVINER-AHH, HIM!! JACOB BLACK!! MY POOR, BEAUTIFUL, DAZZLING EYES, YOU HAVE CURSED THEM WITH YOUR UGLY SCENE!
VolvoVanquish-What Emmett?
GirlsGirlsGirls-He caught me and Nessie in the janitor s closet.
VolvoVanquish-Hey that s mine and Bella's spot, stay outta there
VolvoVanquish-SHIT, Bella, Gotta go, in a bit Emm, and dog
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DogLovesMe-Hey Jake ;D
GirlsGirlsGirls-Hey Nessie ;D
IMREALYMRCAVINER-AHH MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!
DogLovesMe-Is that really Mr. Caviner?
GirlsGirlsGirls-No, it s Emmett.
DogLovesMe-Are you sure? ^o)
GirlsGirlsGirls-Yep, pretty sure, scroll up
DogLovesMe-Aw, Poor Uncle Emm!
DogLovesMe-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WTF?!! DAD AND EMMETT TALKING ABOUT IT!!! AHHH!! KILL ME NOW, JACOB, KILL ME NOW!!
IMREALYMRCAVINER-MUHAHAHA, MY REVENGE FOR THAT EVIL DEED YOU AND WOLF BOY WERE PREFORMING!! MUHAHAHA I CRY, MUAHAHAHA!
GirlsGirlsGirls-Emmett, change your name back, your getting annoying.
DogLovesMe-Yeah Emm, your pissing me off, off my love high :D (L)
IMREALYMRCAVINER-AHH STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP THE PAIN AND TORMENT! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!! MY INNOCENT MIND! RUINED BY A DOG AND A HALF BREED, YES A HALF BREED!!
DogLovesMe-Hmm, thanks Emmett.
IMREALYMRCAVINER-No problem Ness
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GirlsGirlsGirls has changed his name to IFUCKEDYOURDAUGHTER
IDK09-Shit, is that really Caviner?
IMREALYMRCAVINER-WHAT DOES THE NAME SAY STUPID?
IDK09-Are you sure? Coz the last time I saw Caviner was when he was banging Rosalie
IMREALYMRCAVINER-Oh, my beautiful wife! I must rescue the fair princess Rosalie from the evil clutches of Lord Caviner! Wish me good luck on this mission! Fairwell, I may or may not see you again!
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IDK09-So it was Emmett, why didn t anyone say anything?
DogLovesMe-Because we wanted you to get him outta here!
VolvoVanquish-Nessie, your grounded
DogLovesMe-Why?
VolvoVanquish-Because
IFUCKEDYOURDAUGHTER- -- All in the name
IDK09-JACOB BLACK, I WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ASS ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON, I M COMING TO GET YOU, DOG!
IFUCKEDYOURDAUGHTER- -- Ha, but I
VolvoVanquish-Let's make it a family thing, Bella, I ll help you, I ll bring shovels
DogLovesMe-MOM, DAD YOUR OVER REACTING, HE WAS CRAP ANYWAY! It s not worth it until he actually gets good!
IFUCKEDYOURDAUGHTER-Hey, I thought you were on my side!
DogLovesMe-I was until you go and rub it in everyone's faces!
IFUCKEDYOURDAUGHTER-My twinky? You know that was an accident!
VolvoVanquish-Twinky?
DogLovesMe-It s the same size as a twinky
IDK09-AHAHAHA, Tiny dick, tiny dick, now I m happy I chose Edward!
VolvoVanquish-You were unhappy with me?
IDK09-Yeah, but now I m not, you ve got the bigger penis!
VolvoVanquish-What made you unhappy! Urg, if I knew that you d be unhappy, I should have never let Alice take you to the Volturi to save me! I should have just made Jane eat me or something!
IDK09-Don t say that! I was only unhappy with your performances, it was getting boring
VolvoVanquish-I was boring you? Come on, the Tom Cruise thing? That was a legend!
DogLovesMe-Hello? IM STILL HERE!
VolvoVanquish-Now your not!
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IFUCKEDYOURDAUGHTER-Well, I better get going
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VolvoVanquish-I've just thought of something, want to try it out?
IDK09-If it involves your huge dick, then I'm in!
VolvoVanquish-The Meadow?
IDK09-Oh yeah!
VolvoVanquish-I'll get you in 15 seconds!
IDK09-Sweet!
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IMREALYMRCAVINER-Hey, I was wondering, does anyone have the key to the house?
IMREALYMRCAVINER-EW EW EW, IM SNITCHING ON YOU ALL!!
IMREALYMRCAVINER has changed his name to IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT
IGOTLAIDLASTNIGHT changed his name to SIREMMETTCULLEN
SIREMMETTCULLEN has changed his interests on his profile to - My mission, to save Princess Rosalie from the evil grasps of Lord Caviner!
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