There is a lot of swearing in this chapter , and sexual themes and yet again just another warning SLASH..'.'.'.'.SLASH....'.'.'.'SLASH Thanks again to MarblesTheMoose for reviewing!

"Oh, hey Tug, what's up?"

Tugger glared at me

"Nothings up, that's the problem."

"Ewwww! Tugger! You really are crude!"

He rolled his eyes at me.

"What were you doing with my queen?"

"Tugger she's not 'your queen' and she has a name, I bet you don't even know what it is?"

"Yeah I do, its Evita, or something"

"Her names Aviva and she a lovely, kind queen"

Tugger looked at me amusement glimmering in those curious eyes.

"So did you get some?"

"Tugger! Just Let go of me"

"What if I don't want to?"

"Then I'll just have to do this"

I place my paws on his chest and a bright light flashed before us, then Tugger was sprawled on the ground. He looked up at me and smiled menacingly.

"Ooh! Kinky! You know it turns me on when you get all Magicy"

"Tugger!

"That's my name don't wear it out"

"Oh, you're pathetic, and I don't think you could ever get tired of your own name being said."

"Whatever, you're just jealous because you're a virgin and I'm the sexiest tomcat in the whole of London."

"Do you always have to bring that up in everything conversation we have"

"Why is the fact that you can get laid a tender subject Quaxie!"

"Don't call me Quaxie"

"Why not"

"Oh just bugger off Tugger"

And he did. I happily carried on to the junkyard, when I got there; I received a warm welcome from Etcetera and Electra.

"Mistoooooooooooooo!" They squealed happily.

"Hi Cettie, Hi Electra"

"Guess What? Cettie's going on a date with Tugger!"

I gawped at the pair of bouncing kittens.

"Oh, erm, yeah, that's great, do you know where Tugger is now?"

"I don know, I thin…"

"Found him!" I saw Tugger across the junkyard, and immediately dashed over to him.

"Tugger, I need to talk to you, in private"

"Oooh! Im excited, what we gonna do?" he mocked.

I glared at him, he took the hint and followed me to a part of the junkyard that no-one ever went to.

"So what do you want Misto?"

"What the fuck do you think you are doing going out with Etcetera , she's a kitten , you'll break her little heart , not to mention its extremely pervy , Tugger you can't take advantage of her , she thinks you honestly like her."

"Well that's her stupidity"

"Is that all you've got to say"

He nodded

"Bast, you are selfish and heartless"

"Whatever, you're just jealous 'cause im going on a date with her and not you"

"I …erm…I…"

"Admit it Misto, you like me"

I gulped, in a pathetic attempt to steady my breathing, it failed. I glanced at him, I felt his eyes penetrate me, it's as if he could see directly into my mind, all my thoughts and feelings, the things I'd kept hidden for so long.

"Of course I like you Tugger, Okay you're vain and a bit selfish, but overall you're a great tom, and a fairly loyal friend."

"No, not in that way, I mean you really like me, don't you?"

"I, well, I, .Well I s-s-suppose so, I mean No, I don't like t-toms, im straight, I erm"

"Misto?"

"Mmm" I mumbled

He bent down as if to whisper in my ear, and that was when Alonzo walked up to us...

"Quaxo, there's a queen waiting back in the main bit of the yard for you."

Tugger and I followed Alonzo, to be met by Aviva.

She smiled at me blanking Tugger.

"Aviva! What are you doing here" I said whilst hugging her.

"I thought I'd come and meet you."

"That's great, are you ready to go"

"Yeah sure, but, Etcetera here informed me that she was going out with Tugger, and I thought we should go on a double date, is that ok Quaxo?"

"Sure"

No, it wasn't Ok, I had to spend the night with possibly the most annoying kitten in the world, and I also had to try and ignore Tugger, but if that was what Aviva wanted, it was fine.

Some time later we arrived at the dock. Etcetera sat curled up in Tugger lap , as he whispers sweet words into her ears as she frequently giggled , and her paws up to touch his face. Whilst Aviva and I sat, and talked, quietly. She told me about her brother Viccarro, and how he had fought Macavity. I enjoyed talking about her until she asked me just about the worst question ever.

"Have you ever had a serious relationship before?"

"Well to be honest, no..."

"Awww! That's so cute!" she said, kissing me.

Tugger glanced at us before practically molesting Cettie , she lay limp in his arms, relishing every touch, I sighed involuntarily, wishing it was me in place of the inexperienced kitten. I soon banished that thought as Aviva and Etcetera stood up.

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"Cant tell you that" Aviva giggled.

A soon as they were out of sight and ear shot Tugger came and sat next to me.

"So, do you like Aviva?"

I looked up at him and nodded, he ruffled my headfur.

"Maybe tonight is the night, you'll no longer be Misto the virgin, and you just are plain old Misto…"

"Who could roast your arse in a flash" I stated

"Mmm, roasting my arse, Id like that"

I swatted him playfully

"But honestly Misto are you serious about her.?"

"Yes Tugger"

And I suppose I was serious about her , it was quite obvious I would never ever get a chance with the real cat of my dreams , and Aviva , was beautiful , many toms would me happy to be in my position , I couldn't have Tugger but Aviva was the second best thing.

Then they were back, the night passed away, with more harmless flirting.

Before Etcetera ran up to me.

"I don't feel very well Misto."

I sighed.

"Excuse me a moment Aviva. Come on Cettie."

I across, to somewhere a little more sheltered, supporting Etcetera with my arm.

I glanced at her she really did look ill, and her eyes kept rolling back.

I sat her down. She clung to my paws , although I'm not particularly a large tom , her paws were so tiny compared to mine , guilt flooded through me , I could have done more to stop Tugger , he had taken advantage of her , she was so young , so innocent , she looked up at me , her eyes wet with unshed tears .

"I feel funny Misto, all hot and tingly"

"Cettie, what did Tugger give you."

"Nothing."

"Etcetera dont lie to me."

"He told me not to tell anyone"

"Etcetera, Tell Me!"

"Catnip and some of uncle skimble's scotch."

"Im gonna kill him"

"No don't" she pleaded "I asked him to give it to me, he wasn't going to, he said I was too young, but I just kept asking and asking" she spluttered between rasped breaths.

"Ok , calm down , Ill get Tugger to carry you back to the junkyard ,then Jenny can look after you Ok."

"Ok" she mumbled.

"Tugger!"

No reply.

"TUGGER!"

Still nothing

"TUGGER GET YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING ARSE OVER HERE NOW!!!"

I was beginning to lose my cool, it was his fault Etcetera was like this, how could he have been so foolish, what type of idiot gives a kitten catnip, let alone combined with alcohol , this was low ,even for him , and thinking about it , he probably didn't even ask Jenny if he could take a kitten out after dark.

"Cettie, Im just going to get Tugger, Ill be back in a minute Ok." She tightened her grip.

"Don't leave me Misto"

"Don't worry, Ill be right back."

I walked back over to the dock to see the WORST thing ever. Aviva and Tugger were mating. I gasped and double took, but it was true, not only had he managed to intoxicate a kitten, he was screwing a queen who I had confessed my developing love for merely a few hours ago. But the strangest thing was, beneath all my rage, I was more pissed off with Aviva than Tugger, I clenched my paws.

"TUGGER! YOU FUCKING BITCH!" I shrieked.

They stopped and this time Aviva shrieked.

"Quaxo I can explain…"

"Leave it" I snapped "Just go" she stood up and ran off, but not before attempting to discretely wave at Tugger , who was laid down , rather suggestively might I add, with a pleased , but still sultry smile , plastered onto his face.

"Are you happy with yourself?"

He nodded.

"Tugger, I had only just told you I like her how could you."

"Misty, you should have seen the way she was looking at me, and licking her lips, and the way she was laying, im sorry you should have seen her, and you know I can't resist"

"Tugger she was the first queen I actually liked"

"Well on a positive note, at least I got laid, anyway where's Cettie?"

"Shit! Cettie!"

"What?"

"Well you know that catnip and scotch you gave her , her body couldn't handle it , and now she really ill Tugger , she's got a fever , and she can barely support herself , let alone keep her eyes open , so well done Tugger , you did well looking after her."

Concern flooded his face. But that look was soon swiped away and replaced with a look of relief.

"Oh, don't worry; this always happens when it's your first time."

"What the fuck Tugger! Just come and help me!"

He followed me over to the place where I had left Etcetera, her face lit up when he entered.

"Hey Tuggy" she whispered.

How could she not me mad at him, I saw the look of adoration and wanton things flutter though her mind. Maybe that's how obsession makes you feel.

"Are you ok Babes?"

"Im fine now you're here Tuggy, can we go back to the junkyard."

"Of course babes" he picked her up and headed back to the junkyard , by the time we arrived it was morning , and Jennyanydots and Munkustrap were waiting at the gate for us. Tugger glanced at me and mouthed "Oh Shit"

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I probably should have cut it into two chapters, but still please review!

Much Appreciated

(And by the way Yes , I know Aviva is a mary-sue , but i dont care!