Hi all. This is my first story for the Durarara fandom. I wrote this story based on a pic I drew of Shizuo at the amusement park, which I haven't scanned. I just thought why he's at the amusement park of all places looking annoyed with ice cream in his hand then decided Izaya must have dragged him there on a date. So that's how this idea was born. I've only watched the anime and what I know of the novel is mostly from the Wiki and other fanfics, so I guess this is slight AU and the characters might be OOC. Timeline's probably screwed up but it's just crack and fluff (hence the weird chapter titles, they're long so I put the original titles at the start of the chapter 'cause they can't fit the word limit tch), so I hope you'll enjoy reading it anyway :) Reviews would be nice. Previews are fun to write.

Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara.

Chapter 2

It's a Date! First Date and Love Girl with Robot Boy

"Today I'm going on a date with Shizu-chan!"

Namie choked on her coffee. She coughed, then turned her gaze to Izaya who was happily making his way to the door, "What?!"

Izaya smirked at her as he wore his coat. "I'm going on a date." He said cheerfully, an amused glint in his eyes. "Why? Are you jealous, Namie-san? After all, you can't go on a date with your dear Seiji-kun," he smirked, "He'll probably think it was a family outing!"

Namie glared, "And what about you?" She countered viciously, a smirk forming on her lips, "So desperate that you'd go on a date with Heiwajima Shizuo, who'll soon kill you than date you?" She raised an eyebrow, her tone sarcastic, "I thought your love was only for humanity."

"Of course, of course," Izaya said easily. He smiled. " My love will always only be for humanity!" He grinned slightly, "Humans are so interesting, so fun!"

"So, don't be jealous, Namie-san," he sang, walking to the door. He turned, and eyed her in amusement, "You're a human, so you have my love! Aren't you glad?" He shook his head with a smile and shrug, "I know you must be feeling lonely since your dear Seiji-kun is with his girlfriend…"

"Don't be disgusting," Namie retorted, ignoring the latter half of his statement. She smirked in amusement, "Go and give your love to Heiwajima Shizuo instead. I'm sure he'll appreciate it much more."

"Ah I can't do that, Shizu-chan's a monster!" Izaya waved off, smirking, "I will always hate Shizu-chan."

He turned away, raising a hand casually, "Well, bye Namie-san! I've already shifted my appointments for today. But if there are any important messages, direct them to me." He said smoothly as he pointed a finger at the phone on his desk. "I'll be coming back quite late from my date," his lips curled, "So, if I find out you haven't completed your work," he gestured elegantly to the thick pile of papers on his desk with a smirk, "Or you went home early, well, you won't be able to function as your dear Seiji-kun's moneybank," he sang, "Maybe I'll deduct your pay by half, or three quarter maybe?" He mused. "You already don't have to cook dinner because I'll probably be having dinner with Shizu-chan."

"Oh yeah, don't touch the chessboard!"

"Bastard," Namie hissed, glaring coldly at her employer's back. She sneered. "I hope you die on your date, Orihara."

"Aw, that hurts, Namie-san!" Izaya smirked as he stepped out of the door, enjoying the way his secretary glared at him. "You're not even going to wish me to have a good date?" He drawled.

"Good luck committing suicide, I'm sure your date will gladly help you with that."

Izaya merely smiled at his secretary's acidic tone, "So mean!" He raised a casual hand, walking forward, shrugging. "Ah well, I'm going to enjoy myself anyway."

"Bye bye! Don't set the house on fire, okay~?"

Namie scowled and grabbed her phone. She pressed a button to resist the temptation to do just that. She didn't want him to deduct her pay, and he knew that.

A picture of her stoic but handsome looking brother greeted her. Namie smiled, resting her hand on her cheek. She sighed, her whole demeanor changing as she felt her anger melt away.

"Ah Seiji…the things I do for you…"

A piece of paper on the floor caught her eye and she turned her gaze reluctantly away. Namie blinked. She placed her phone down and stood up, moving to pick up the piece of folded paper from the floor.

"That bastard must have dropped this." Taken in by curiosity, she unfolded the paper, and blinked at the sight of the words that met her eyes, words so unexpected that she blinked again. "…Seriously?"

But then, the bastard had just said he was going on a date with 'Shizu-chan', aka Heiwajima Shizuo. So maybe it wasn't so unexpected. Namie smirked in amusement as she scanned the words on the paper. "So this was your plan."

The beautiful black haired woman crushed the piece of paper brutally in her hand and dropped it onto the floor. She tossed her head, smirking as she turned her gaze to the open door. "Hopefully he remembers his plan." She said to herself sarcastically.

Namie scoffed, and turned to walk back to her desk, feeling amusement for the first time in a long while.

"Who knew Orihara Izaya had a heart?"

...

Shizuo was peacefully sleeping when he heard a familiar voice, "Shizu-chan!"

The bodyguard frowned in his sleep and wondered why he was hearing the flea's voice. He kept his eyes closed and resolved to ignore it, wondering if it was a lasting effect from his dream where he had finally caught the louse and beaten him to death. He smiled at the memory.

There was a sigh, and the bed dipped, and a finger poked his shoulder as that annoying voice continued, "Ahhh, Shizu-chan? You're still asleep?"

Izaya blinked, leaning over, "Eh? You're smiling? What are you dreaming about?"

"Shut up flea…" Shizuo mumbled through vestiges of sleep, "You're supposed to be fucking dead already…"

"Ah? Shizu-chan is dreaming about me?!" Izaya grinned, "Wow! What a surprise!"

Shizuo grumbled.

"Hey Shizu-chan, Shizu-chan, wake up!" That annoying voice continued, "Wake up wake up wake uppppp!"

Shizuo snapped as that finger continued poking his cheek. He leapt up from the bed, eyes flashing, only to encounter Izaya's smiling face. He blinked.

"P-Pft, Shizu-chan!" Izaya grinned at him as if he wasn't supposed to be dead, "Your hair! Hahaha Shizu-chan has bed hair!"

Shizuo twitched as Izaya doubled over in laughter. It wasn't a dream. This flea was even more annoying. This flea was alive after all.

"I-ZAYA-KUN!" He roared and pushed the laughing informant down, pinning him to the bed with a hand on his pale neck, "Didn't I tell you not to come to Ikebukuro?! What the hell are you doing in my house?!"

Izaya smirked at him as if his windpipe wasn't in danger of being crushed, "Wow, Shizu-chan you sure are impatient," he drawled, "Isn't this supposed to happen after the date?"

"Huh?" Shizuo snarled, eyebrow twitching. He tightened his grip on Izaya's neck, "What the fuck are you talking about, flea?"

"Ah I forgot, Shizu-chan is probably clueless," Izaya said in amusement. He gestured as best as he could from his seemingly vulnerable position. "Take a look, this isn't exactly a comfortable position, you know?"

Shizuo blinked. He looked down at his hand on Izaya's neck and his other hand positioned on the side of his head. He was straddling the flea, and their legs were touching, their faces inches apart, as amused crimson eyes looked at him.

Izaya laughed as Shizuo grimaced and shot away from him. He got up, rubbing his sore neck, "Really, is this your idea of a hickey?" He sighed, "I'm going to get a bruise! Shizu-chan is so brutal."

"But I guess that's to be expected, you're a protozoan after all." He smiled wryly. "Hey Shizu-chan, don't you miss me after not seeing me for so long?"

"Hell no! Shut up and get out of here!" Shizuo glared at Izaya, who was sitting comfortably on his bed, "Why are you here anyway? I thought you disappeared off the face of the earth." He sneered.

Izaya just smiled. "Check your phone," he said casually.

"Huh?"

"Tom-san should have sent you a message."

Shizuo blinked. He lifted his phone from the bed and pressed a button to light up the screen. Sure enough, there was one message waiting for him. He frowned and accessed it.

Shizuo, you don't need to come to work today. It's strange but the Boss said our debtors had suddenly handed in all the money they owe us. So, he said we could take the day off. You can go enjoy yourself or-

Shizuo blinked as Izaya fished his phone from his grasp. "Hey!" He growled. "Give me back my phone!"

Izaya scanned the message then smiled wryly and exited the screen. "Just checking." He said cheerfully.

Shizuo glared and snatched his phone back, dropping it back on the bed. "What are you hiding?"

"Eh?"

"You must be planning something. You don't do things without a reason," Shizuo sneered. "Why would you help me with my job?"

"Awww, Shizu-chan knows me so well!" Izaya grinned. He raised his hands as Shizuo growled, "But, I just wanted to spend the day with Shizu-chan!"

"Huh?"

Izaya smiled, continuing easily, "So, I had to make sure your schedule was cleared, right? Oh and of course I shifted my appointments too!" He smirked, "Aren't you honoured?"

"Why the hell should I be?" Shizuo snarled, "And why the fuck would you do that?"

"Oh Shizu-chan, are you really that dense?" Izaya sighed, waving a hand, "We're going on a date of course!"

"WHAT?!"

"I know, you must be honoured that I cleared my schedule to free myself for a date with you-"

"The hell I am!"

"I mean, I have to make sure no one disturbs us on our date, right?" Izaya smiled, "That wouldn't be romantic at all! And what would I do if Shizu-chan gets jealous, ah I don't want to run away from Shizu-chan today-"

"F-Fucking flea!" Shizuo finally managed, brown eyes wide, "Repeat what you just said!"

Izaya sighed in an exasperated manner. "Really, haven't I put it in simple enough terms for your protozoan brain?" He reached up and poked Shizuo's chest. "You." The bodyguard blinked as Izaya pointed towards himself "Me." He smirked and swept his hand grandly. "Date."

"Understand?"

Shizuo stared as Izaya smiled. "I'll take it as a yes." He reached into his pocket and brought out a box, holding it to Shizuo. "Here."

Shizuo stared at the box as if it were an alien from outerspace that Celty was scared of, his mind still trying in vain to comprehend the situation, "What the hell?"

"Contacts," Izaya said leisurely. "You know, just in case. Do you know how to put them on or do I have to do it for you?"

"Why the hell do I have to wear contacts?"

"Because you can't wear your sunglasses, people will recognise you. So I got you blue contacts instead. I decided to be generous since I know you don't have the money for them, considering the place you live in," Izaya waved a hand to gesture around the small bedroom, "So, go put them on, alright? You wouldn't want to waste my money, would you? I bought them just for you…Shizu-chan."

Shizuo stared, then snatched the box away from Izaya, who merely smiled. "Your money can go in the trash." He snarled, pushed himself off the bed and stomped off to the bathroom.

"Ah, Shizu-chan knows how to put on contacts?" Izaya called cheerfully, "What a surprise!"

"Shut up! I've seen Kasuka do it before!" Shizuo yelled back, "Now get the hell lost before I change my mind!"

"Yes, yes," Izaya said, closing his eyes with an amused smile. He opened his eyes and slipped off the bed, skipping out of the bedroom, and calling over his shoulder.

"Oh yeah Shizu-chan, remember to dress nicely! You're going on a date with me after all!"

"Go die!"

Izaya smirked as the bathroom door slammed so hard Izaya was surprised it survived Shizuo's wrath. He turned around and stepped towards the bed, picking up the orange phone.

Now, what should I tell Tom-san?

...

Izaya sat on the couch with his arms slung casually over the back of the couch as if the place belonged to him or he could buy it anytime he wanted to, which he could. He smiled as he hummed. Wouldn't that be amusing - to rid the monster of his living quarters and see him living in the streets of his beloved Ikebukuro?

He toyed with the idea, but footsteps behind him made him turn his head, and he looked at Shizuo with amusement, "Wow, you really do know how to put on contacts!" He said admiringly.

Shizuo scowled at him, "Just open your eye and shove it in," he said, "Simple."

Izaya's smile widened. "Even for a protozoan huh?" He mused.

"Shut up," Shizuo strode towards him with narrowed – blue eyes. "And get out of my house."

"Ah, can't do that," Izaya jumped off the couch as Shizuo swung at him. He looked at the bodyguard approvingly. "Mmm. Brown hair and blue eyes," he clapped his hands, a satisfied smile on his face, "Not a bad combination!"

"But, a bartender outfit?" Izaya peered at the seething brunet, exasperated and amused at the same time. "On a date? Really, is that the only clothing you own?"

Shizuo frowned as he reached a hand up to his hair, "Fuck, it faded," he muttered, blue eyes annoyed. He looked at Izaya for a moment, then scoffed. "Tch."

"Shizuuuu-chaaaan," Izaya leaned close, waving a hand in front of his face. "Hello? Are you ready for our date?"

"No way in hell am I going on a date with you!"

"Oh really?"

Shizuo glared.

"Even if I…buy you hair dye?"

"I don't swing that way!" Shizuo snarled. "And even if I did you're not my type! You're the last person I would date!" He clenched his fist, glaring, "Now get out of my house and Ikebukuro!"

"Mmmm," Izaya turned, a contemplative look on his face, "You know, I heard Kasuka-kun will be going on a date with his girlfriend today."

"Huh?"

"Hijiribe Ruri, right?" Izaya smiled, turning back round to the puzzled Shizuo, "Since Shizu-chan doesn't want to go on a date with me, maybe I could go pay a little visit to Kasuka-kun and Ruri-chan-"

"Don't you DARE!" Izaya ducked the blow and stepped back, regarding Shizuo with a sly smile.

"But I'm bored since Shizu-chan doesn't want to go on a date with me…so I have no choice but to visit Kasuka-kun and Ruri-chan…" Izaya twirled out of the way of another punch, smiling tauntingly, "Right, Shizu…-chan?"

Shizuo looked conflicted. Izaya blinked, then turned and made his way towards the door. "Well, I'll see myself out then. Bye Shizu-chan~"

Shizuo clenched his teeth. "I-Izaya!"

"Hm?" Izaya peeked from over his shoulder, "Yes, Shizu-chan?"

Shizuo grinded his teeth. Fuck, fucking louse! Blackmailing him like this! If he chased after the flea they would end up disturbing Kasuka's and his girlfriend's date. He sighed, trying to control his anger.

This is for Kasuka, Kasuka…

"Or, I might tell my dear little sisters where their precious Yuuhei-san is today…"

Mairu and Kururi?

"Which do you think is better, Shizu-chan?"

Damn it! It's for Kasuka…Kasuka!

"Date."

"Eh?"

"I'll go…" Shizuo swallowed, "On a date with you."

"Ehhhh?" Izaya drawled, a hand to his ear and a smirk on his face, "What was that, Shizu-chan? You're too soft, I can't hear you!" He sang.

"I SAID I'LL GO ON A FUCKING DATE WITH YOU!"

Izaya's smirk widened. He turned back around and strode towards the trembling Shizuo, who growled, "You better get me the damn hair dye." He said. "And if you piss me off I'll kill you."

"Yes yes," Izaya replied easily. He reached up and Shizuo blinked as slender fingers took hold of his bowtie. "But not now."

"Why?" Shizuo frowned. "And what are you doing?" He said in annoyance.

"Your bowtie's crooked," Izaya said. He adjusted the bowtie then patted Shizuo's shoulders with a wide smile, "There! Looking good, Shizu-chan."

"Answer my question, damn flea! And don't touch me!"

"Isn't it obvious? People will recognise you," Izaya said. He removed his hands from Shizuo's shoulders and spread them, smiling, "I can blend in well with my beloved humans, but you…" he shrugged. "I bet a protozoan brute like you doesn't know the meaning of stealth!"

Shizuo stared, then sighed in defeat. The damn flea had a point and he didn't want to deal with any annoying people today if he could help it. Losing his temper would only amuse the louse. "Fine," he grumbled. "Where are we going anyway?"

Izaya smiled, "You'll see." He said. He reached out and grabbed Shizuo's arm, beaming up at the twitching brunet.

"It's a date then, Shizu-chan~!"

...

...

Shizuo stared at the people around him. Everywhere he looked there were couples, family, children, food stalls, various attractions. The place was bustling with noise and laughter and screams and shouts and was not at all peaceful.

"Shizu-chan, hurry up!"

Shizuo scowled. He walked hesitantly forward, looking around him. He sighed in relief. No one seemed to recognize him.

"This date sucks."

"How would you know that? You've never gone on a date or have had a girlfriend before, have you?" Izaya teased and Shizuo glared. "Ah don't worry, I shall be Shizu-chan's girlfriend for today~!"

Shizuo stared until he realized that he was supposed to respond to the ridiculous statement. "Which part of you is a girl?"

Izaya waved a casual hand, "Technicalities, technicalities," the blond turned brunet started as Izaya looped his arm through Shizuo's, "Let's go, Shizu-chan!"

Shizuo gritted his teeth as Izaya dragged him away, "Stop calling me that ridiculous nickname!"

"Ehhhhhh, but your girlfriend has to give you a cute nickname!" Shizuo grimaced as Izaya winked at him, "Isn't Shizu-chan cute?"

"Hell no! And you always call me that anyway!" Shizuo sneered down at glittering crimson eyes, "Unless you think framing me for crimes I didn't commit and making my life hell constitutes being my girlfriend." He sneered.

"And what if I do?"

Shizuo stared, "Are you really that screwed up in the head?"

There was a short silence, and Shizuo was beginning to genuinely worry until Izaya grinned and burst out laughing at him, "Hahaha! Your expression is hilarious! Hey Shizu-chan," he smirked tauntingly, lifting a casual hand, his voice low in amusement. "You really believed me?"

Shizuo twitched, as Izaya continued, "Ah, I just like to screw with Shizu-chan, it's so fun!" The raven haired man smiled slyly, "But for today, I want to spend the day with Shizu-chan!"

"So," Shizuo blinked as a slender finger tapped his nose, "Behave, okay?"

Izaya dodged the fist that came swinging at him, grinning as he placed his hands on his hips, "Ah, Shizu-chan is such a baaaad boyfriend!" He lamented mockingly, red eyes amused, "Hitting his girlfriend on their date, no wonder no girls want to be with you!"

"Fucking louse! We're not on a date! I'm just tolerating your presence for Kasuka's sake!"

Izaya jumped neatly out of the way of Shizuo's other fist, feeling amused as he saw the bodyguard's enraged eyes move to a conveniently located signpost. "Now Shizu-chan, there are children around!" He smirked, "You wouldn't want to scar their innocent little minds, would you?"

Shizuo paused. He looked around at the happy children and their doting parents amongst the teenage couples in the amusement park. He thought of the fear they would feel if they saw him uprooting that sign post. He clenched his teeth. The children didn't need to see a monster so early in their lives.

Izaya, seemingly oblivious to his inner turmoil, turned and skipped happily forward, "Come on, Shizu-chan!"

Shizuo wondered what the informant had up his sleeves. Probably knives to stab him when he least expected it. He growled. "Kill…kill…kill…"

"Shizu-chan," Izaya sang, "You'll scare the children!"

Shizuo growled louder.

"Mummy mummy," a small girl tugged at her mother's hand, "Why is that man growling like a dog?"

Shizuo froze as Izaya choked with laughter.

"Shhhh Aki-chan! Don't ask weird questions! He may hear you!"

"But…" the little girl looked up at him, "He doesn't seem like a bad person."

Shizuo blinked, then attempted a smile at the little girl, who smiled back at him. "Hey." He said softly.

"Oh?" Izaya said, making his way to Shizuo's side with an amused expression. "Shizu-chan likes children?"

Shizuo resisted the urge to growl and slam his fist into Izaya's face. Such a young girl didn't have to see violence.

"Aki-chan!" The woman tugged at her daughter's hand with a light reprimand. She bowed. "I'm sorry for disturbing you, we'll be taking our leave now." She said politely.

The little girl waved as her mother lead her away, "Bye bye Onii-chan!"

"Bye." Shizuo said fondly.

He watched the child walk away, then turned as he felt Izaya's gaze on him. "What?"

Izaya blinked, then smiled. "Where do you want to go, Shizu-chan?"

"Far away from you!"

Izaya just smiled and grabbed his hand, pointing his finger skywards.

"I know, let's go on the roller coaster!"

...

The moment Shizuo had gotten into that damned small car, he had a feeling it was a bad idea.

And that feeling was being proven now, as deafening screams assaulted his ears and the wind whipped his hair about his face as Izaya clung to him even though he wasn't scared at all like the noisy people behind him, judging by that maniac grin on the stupid flea's face.

"Wheeeeee! This is so FUNNNNN!"

"Damn flea- woah!"

"AHHHH, SEIJI-SAN!" A feminine voice pierced his ears and he scowled, "I'm scared!"

"Don't worry," an emotionless male voice said, only slightly breathless with the racing wind. "I will protect you."

"Waaaaah! Seiji-san I love you! That's right, with your love, " the girl seemed to have gained determination, "I'm not scared!"

Shizuo scowled as the rollercoaster took another crazy turn. What was there to be scared of? It wasn't that fast. He had to run faster when chasing that damn flea. Though the loops here and there were making him a bit dizzy.

"Wah Shizu-chan, I'm scared!" The damn flea was still clinging on to his arm with the tenacity of, well, a flea. "Protect meee~!"

Shizuo decided to not deign him with a reply and commended himself for his self control. "Yeah, let the flea make a fool of himself in front of these strangers." Didn't he say just now it was fun? Stupid flea.

"Eh Shizu-chan, don't you know what to do when your girlfriend is scared?" Izaya shouted over the wind. Shizuo glared. "Aw, why can't you be like the guy behind you? He's such a caring boyfriend!" Izaya sounded amused for a reason Shizuo didn't want to know.

"Oh Seiji-san, I love you!" The girl - Love Girl declared way too loud for Shizuo's abused ears as they accelerated down into twice the speed in a sharp curve and everyone else behind them screamed. "WITH SEIJI-SAN'S LOVE, I'M NO LONGER AFRAID!"

"That's right Mika." The boy's-Robot Boy's voice sounded too calm for someone on a roller coaster ride, "Our love will conquer all."

"Oh Seiji-san! You're so romantic!"

"Oh Shizu-chan!" Izaya had to add his own two cents, and Shizuo felt his eyebrow twitch. "Why can't you be that romantic, hmm?"

Shizuo snapped. "SHUT UP OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT AND LET THIS THING RUN OVER YOU INTO FLEA GOO!" He bellowed.

"WOW!" Izaya yelled back with a smile in an effort to make his voice heard against the strong turbulence, "SHIZU-CHAN'S SCARY! NOW I'M REALLY SCARED~!"

Fucking hell, when was this bloody thing going to end?! Not only was he forced to ride the damn thing with Izaya, he was sitting in front of a lovey dovey but dysfunctional couple with the girl screaming declarations of love and the boy sounding like a robot. Their voices were familiar but he didn't know their names so he decided to call them Love Girl and Robot Boy. "Annoying annoying ANNOYING!"

"Shizuuuuu-chaaan," Izaya dragged his so called nickname like he wanted to drag the flea's body across the roller coaster tracks. Shizuo closed his eyes and moved his hair away before it poked his eye, as Izaya clutched onto his arm like the flea he was, "I think we're on the last lap! Brace yourself!"

Shizuo opened his eyes and smoothed his hair back, only for it to go flying in all directions as the roller coaster increased its velocity about three times more, "Fuck!"

"AHHHHHHH, SEIJI-SAAAAAAN!"

"I WILL PROTECT YOU, MIKA."

"SHIZUUUUU-CHAAAAN! SAVE MEEE!"

"LET GO OF MY ARM, IZAYAAAAA-KUUN!"

"NOOOOOO~!"

Just when Shizuo was about to strangle the information broker, somewhere in the mist of screaming people (except Robot Boy), the flea's yells and clinging to his arm, the rush of merciless wind and the undeniable thrill, the roller coaster reached the bottom and began to slow down, before coming to a final stop.

People scrambled out of their seats and got down, with some puking noises heard which made Shizuo scowl in disgust. He ripped his arm away from Izaya's grip and got out, raising a hand to his forehead and muttering as he shook off the slight wave of dizziness that suddenly assaulted him. "I need a smoke. Damn that no smoking sign."

"Wahooo! That was one hell of a ride! Wasn't it, Shizu-chan?!" The flea said and Shizuo would have punched him if he wasn't trying to get rid of the dizziness.

"Are you alright, Mika?" He heard Robot Boy say.

"I'm fine, Seiji-san!" Love Girl replied cheerfully. "Because I have your love! I do feel dizzy though…"

"Me too. Let's go sit down." Robot Boy suggested.

"Yes, Seiji-san!" Love Girl squealed.

Shizuo rubbed his temples as the dizziness faded. He turned and looked at Izaya, raising an eyebrow as he saw the information broker with his phone out and smiling. "What the hell are you doing?"

Izaya smiled in amusement as he captured a picture of Seiji and Mika and then closed his phone, pocketing it, "Just getting a little present for my dear secretary."

"Huh?"

Izaya stepped forward, and Shizuo raised an eyebrow as the informant stumbled, before righting himself. "Hey flea. You okay?"

"Aww, you're worried about me? How unexpected!" Izaya smiled as he made a show of stumbling, "Ah I'm going to fall! Catch me in your arms, Shizu-chan!"

Shizuo eyed the stumbling flea in disdain and scoffed. If Izaya could joke like that then he sure as hell was alright. Not that he cared, he'd just looked so pathetic just now that he'd voiced the question before he could help it.

"Shut up. Where do you want to go next?"

Izaya blinked. He straightened, and smiled. "Oh? That's surprising."

"Don't get me wrong," Shizuo frowned. "This isn't a date. I just said I'll tolerate your company and I will," he scowled. It was for Kasuka after all. "So stop wasting my time and tell me where you want to go."

"…How unpredictable," Izaya murmured, walking past Shizuo. He smiled. "That's why I hate you, Shizu-chan."

"Yeah whatever. Now where do you want to go?"

Izaya thought for a moment, then smirked.

"What about the Haunted House?"

Next chapter: Kanra-chan, Fleeing with the Flea and the Monster Coaster

"H-Heiwajima Shizuo? The guy who survived Horada's attack?!"

"Then, that means, you're…"

"Orihara Izaya?!"

"Oh but she left you, didn't she? Poor guy. Haven't you ever wondered about where she went? Leaving you without a word of goodbye, just disappearing from your life forever…"

"It's not like anyone will believe you anyway! Kanra-chan's just a girl! Right, Shizu-chan?"

"It's not that I'm busy, but I'll give you only three seconds to get out of my sight. One."

"You hit me. That means you are prepared for me to hit you, RIGHT?!"

"Now now, what are you guys doing harassing this pretty lady? Bullying is bad, don't you know?"

"Even though the expression on your face is entertaining, I don't have the time to play with you anymore. So won't you let Kanra-chan go?"

"Don't worry. That's why I've got your hand, Izaya."

"NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A FUCKING WILD ROLLER COASTER RIDE!"

"SHIZU-CHAN IS REALLY A MONSTER! I'M NEVER GOING ON A DATE WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!"

"SERVES YOU RIGHT, IZAYAAAA! NO WONDER THIS IS CALLED THE AMUSEMENT PARK! THIS IS INDEED AMUSING!"

"I'M ON A FUCKING DATE HERE DAMN IT! GET LOST OR I WON'T HOLD BACK!"