Lives of the People
Chapter 3: Wario Weirdness
Don't flame and please R and R.
Wario and Waluigi were playing Mario Kart Wii. Waluigi cheated and won. Wario was angry and he was about to smash his head with a hammer, but the head came off and landed on his foot.
Wario: WAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Waluigi laughed.
Wario punched Waluigi in the face, making it flat like a sideways pancake.
Waluigi: Watch it, punk!
He sliced and diced Wario, splitting him into cubes.
Wario reformed into one piece, and punched Waluigi in the face.
Waluigi repeatedly screamed for no reason and he swung a golf ball in his mouth, making his teeth fall off.
Then he swung a golf club in his face.
Wario and Waluigi then have a comedic fight which then blows up their house.
Mario and Luigi look at the house.
Mario: A house can't explode by itself.
Luigi: It probably spontaneously combusted.
They then continue walking,
Wario and Waluigi's ghosts come out of the rubble and say in a hauntingly echoing voice:
Wario and Waluigi: Doooooooon't yoooooooou beliiiiiiieve iiiiiiit...
THE END
That's all, folks! Don't forget to R and R. And as always, don't flame.