"OH MY GOD!" Shouted Magenta.
"What is it Genta?"
Columbia saw Riff Raff and a hooker walking around together.
"That BITCH!" Magenta said angrily stomping over in that direction. Riff Raff noticed her walking up to them. Magenta grabbed the girl.
"Stay away from them! He's mine!"
"Magenta! She's just a friend!"
"And YOU!" Magenta said pointing at her brother. "How ould you run away from me?"
"Magenta, how could I not! Look at yourself! I mean really, you tried to kill me!"
"That was because I was angry! Riff Raff, there is nothing wrong with me!"
"Magenta, you are in such denial!" Riff Raff shouted. Magenta walked away furious. Columbia walked up to Riff Raff.
"Oh Riff! I missed you so much!" said Columbia hugging him.
"Mmm yes, me too."
"You did?"
"Yeah. It appears you are the only sane one now a days. So, should we look for Magenta?"
"I believe that is best."
Riff Raff looked over to Starr.
"Starr, I think this is goodbye."
"Thanks...for everything."
"My pleasure."
Riff Raff and Columbia were walking away.
"Riff, you didn't really have sex with her, did you?"
"Ha ha, no."
Riff Raff and Columbia looked around everywhere. They couldn't find her. It was like looking for a needle in a hay stack. But they did notice some big crowd under the stratosphere tower. They hurried over, and noticed they were all looking up at the tower. Riff Raff and Columbia looked up, and saw Magenta on the top, standing on the edge holding on to the railing, threatning to jump.
"MAGENTA!" Riff Raff yelled. He and Columbia hurried inside the casino, and to the elevator to get up. While on the elevator, Riff Raff looked really tense.
"I hope we're not too late..." Riff Raff kept saying. Eventually they reached the top, and Riff Raff hurried through the crowd and to his sister.
"Genta! Don't jump!"
"Why shouldn't I?" asked Magenta with tears in her eyes.
"Because you are my sister, and I love you with all my heart!"
"Well...I heard you and Collie talking! You were going to send me away!"
"I would never do that!"
Magenta looked down crying, then let go.
"GENTA!"
Riff Raff lunged over and grabbed his sister's hand. Magenta suddenly came to her senses.
"AHH! RIFF! Don't let me fall! Help me up!"
"Ugh! I'm...trying Genta!" said Riff Raff as he struggled to lift Magenta back up. "Genta...give me your other hand!"
Magenta did just that, and Riff Raff tried his best but he was still struggling. Riff Raff felt someone pull on his back, and this gave him the strength to pull his sister up. He pulled her up past the railing and into his arms.
"Oh Riff! My dariling brother, you saved me!"
Riff Raff turned to the stranger who helped them.
"Thanks buddy." Riff Raff said as he then noticed it was Columbia.
"Hee hee! Don't mention it buddy!" She giggled. After they all got down to the ground, a familar man walked up to Riff Raff.
"Hello there sir, I think you know me as Bert, from Marriage Maze."
"I am aware."
"I can plainly see that your spouse there is a danger to herself. If you want, I can admit her to the Mental ward for life, where she will get round the clock treatment. An she'll be famous!"
Magenta gasped and looked at her brother with a worried expression.
"Thanks, but no thanks Bert. I think I am happy with her living with me, crazy or not."
"Crazy? Riff, what are you talking about?"
"Genta...you were insane! You tried to kill me! You don't remember?"
"No..."
"Are you sure you are normal?"
"Riff, what can I do to prove it?" Magenta asked with a smile.
Riff Raff stuck his hands out forward, and Magenta reconized what this was. They did their elbow sex routine perfectly.
"Ha! I know now you are indeed my sister!"
"Of course I am! What made you think I wasn't?"
"You were crazy."
"Crazy?...oh...uh...Riff...I wasn't crazy..."
"Really? then what was all that?"
"If I did act a little...odd...that was because...I'm pregnant."
"Wha...what?"
"Don't you know Transylvanian women go through a weird period of time where they get a little crazy? It's when the baby is first growing."
"So...I'm...going to be a dad?"
"Yes! Isn't that wonderful!" Magenta said hugging him.
"Huh...I guess it is!"
"Come on Riff, let's go back to the castle."
The three of them then headed back to the airport. Riff Raff couldn't believe it all. He was going to be a father.
the end.