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Kinda short and late, but here it is anyway.
Sakura woke slowly, her head still groggy from the alcohol she had consumed the night before wandering off with the guy, Malik, and his friend, Bakura, to indulge in drunken sex.
Something had woken her up, but since she was susceptible to hangovers, it took her a few moments to recognise the sound of 'Miss Murder' coming from her jacket pocket...which seemed to be hanging from the ceiling fan. The hell was Luna calling her so early for?
The cherry blossom forced herself to wake up enough to think marginally clearly and sat up, dislodging the pale arm laying across her stomach. This led to the redhead wondering just how she was going to get to the jacket without stepping on the guys on either side of her or falling flat on her face.
She was still sitting there, chest exposed to the morning air and dishevelled blood-coloured curls cascading around her pale form, gazing sleepily up at her flashing, ringing and vibrating jacket pocket when there was a quiet knock on the bedroom door. The door began to open.
Thinking as quickly as she could in her half-drunk state, Sakura fell into the age-old practice of playing dead. She lay back down and curled over Bakura's chest.
There was a sharp breath and the door was closed hurriedly.
The chest underneath her shook slightly and green eyes looked up to meet smirking red ones.
"You were awake all along." She accused him.
"So?" Hands moved down to grab her arse.
The Card Mistress giggled.
It was one when Sakura finally stumbled into the penthouse, tussled and lethargic with afterglow.
The first sight that met her were three glaring guardians and a silver kitsune trying to make himself as small as possible but not wiping the smirk off his face.
Luna stood. "And where have you been?"
Sakura smiled goofily. "Indulging in drunken sex with two hot guys."
Luna stared. Kuronue's lips twitched. Sol leered. The silver fox settled down and was watching with the morbid fascination usually reserved for soapies.
A frown pulled a pretty face. "What?"
"That's the kind of behaviour usually expected from Serena." The males nodded their agreement.
Just then, Serena stumbled into the penthouse, tussled and lethargic with afterglow.
Everyone looked at her.
"What?"
"The hell have you been?" Sol asked.
Serena smiled goofily. "Indulging in mind-blowing sex with a fire demon."
The fox was…Kaze? At any rate, Sakura was left to interview him and find him a job. Kuro was back at his shop as Duke Devilin, Sol was off to deal with Spirit World treaties, Luna was acting like a good manager downstairs and Serena was sleeping off a night of nigh physically impossible positions.
As far as she could tell, Kaze was just like every other kitsune bachelor male; amorous to the point of obsession, mischievous, intelligent and a rampant flirt.
She sent him to Readington to check out the magical community and her friends and family.
Then she went to bed to sleep off the hangover and sore muscles.