A/N: Sakura left her friends to chill out with some drug addicted people. Does it remind you of someone you know? I hope not cause then they'd be a moron. Anyway, so why did Hidan get Sakura to join?

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Sakura jumped from tree to tree following Kakuzu and Hidan, who were talking to themselves. She felt unwelcomed in the conversation so she kept her distance and allowed them to talk. She sometimes caught a few words, mostly swearing, and realized that they were talking about why she was following. It seemed that Kakuzu didn't have a clue about his. She tried to not listen to what they were saying but she got interested when she heard something which she could have mistaken, did they say knock her out? Sakura looked at them with confused eyes, they were arguing, but what about? Then Hidan seemed to groan and put his arms up in the end as if he had lost, then disappeared. Sakura stopped, there was something fishy going on, and she wanted to find out what. She took a step backwards, but felt something behind her.

"Sorry, Pinky," she heard Hidan say. She turned to face the silver haired man but before she could look into his eyes he had hit her in the head. Sakura's green eyes slowly closed as her world became darkness. Hidan caught her as she fell and carried her, bridal style mind you, to the base.

"Why did I have to fucking do it?" he whined to Kakuzu. His partner did not say anything for the whole trip no matter how many times Hidan swore, shouted at him to listen, and threatened to drop Sakura. No matter how many times he threatened to drop the pink haired girl, he didn't.

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When Hidan, Sakura (who was still in his arms, BRIDAL STYLE), and Kakuzu were finally in the safety of the base after going in so many different directions incase someone was trailing them, Kakuzu left to go to what he called 'his room'.

"Hey, what the fuck do I do with this?" Hidan shouted, Kakuzu sighed and turned.

"Go to Leader-sama and ask him. Wasn't he the one who showed you that jutsu and told you to get her in the first place?" Kakuzu asked. Hidan swore at him and attempted to give him 'the finger' but failed as 'Pinky' was still in his arms. After wobbling a bit, trying to get his balance back, he saw that Kakuzu had left him alone in the hall, and before someone else could see Hidan carrying a girl, he walked through the base towards the Leaders office.

Hidan sighed and kicked the door down, he heard the dark figure across the room, sitting at a desk, give a sigh, or groan.

"You really don't have any self control, do you?" Leader asked Hidan.

"I want to know what the fuck I'm supposed to do with this girl, shit head," Hidan shouted, not even caring that it was the Leader of the Akatsuki.

"She can stay in your room while we try to make another room that will belong to her," Leader said, quietly.

"And what the fuck is she doing in an evil organization?" Hidan, yet again, swore.

"Because the last medic disappeared, and I'm not sure if he accidentally got attacked, was eaten by Zetsu, was killed by Kakuzu or Itachi, or all of the above. So now we need a new one," Leader said, still looking down at some paperwork. Hidan huffed.

"So why did we have to go through all that shit just to get this bitch? The other medics weren't that fucking hard," Hidan added.

"That girl has been taught by Tsunade, Konoha's fifth Hokage, and one of the Legendary Sannins. I thought, no, know that her student would be very great, and it would be even easier to get the apprentice and not the real thing," Leader explained.

Hidan stared at his Leader for awhile.
"So she is to stay in my room?" he asked both politely and calmly. Leader took a breath in and nodded his dark head.

"Where would she sleep?" Hidan asked. His room only had one bed, or so he thought.

"While we clean out the last medics room, which at the moment is filled with secret traps, protection and blood, Tobi and Deidara have cleaned the bed so it no longer smells and looks like a blood bubble. It is now in your room," Leader answered. Hidan nodded, understanding what he was being told.

"Right, so may I ask why the old medic's room is being cleaned?"

"Because its covered in blood, I expect somebody blew the last one up," Leader said. Hidan nodded his head. Leader tensed, because Hidan was being so calm.

"Why is it that the girl will be staying in my room?" Hidan asked.

"Because Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu and 'Blue' called that their rooms shouldn't be used. Deidara's room is too full of clay that he usually explodes in his sleep. Tobi is too much of a moron. Zetsu may eat her. And she shall not share a room with me, I have too much work for her to be in there," he answered.
"I see. So I have to keep a girl who is possibly more than five years younger than me, may I repeat girl and younger, in my room because her new room needs to be cleaned out because it's covered in blood. So this girl will possibly see when I do rituals on myself and may whine and need getting changed in MY room, so I will need to get out. This is all until we get the old room looking and smelling clean, am I correct," Hidan said. Leader could feel a migraine coming on, and Hidan wasn't even screaming or swearing.

"Yes, Hidan…"

"FUCK NO! I AIN'T HAVING A FUCKING SLUT LIKE THIS IN MY FUCKING ROOM UNLESS JASHIN TELLS ME TO! AND DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH ME AGAIN, SHIT HEAD, LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME AND SAY YOU HAD A DREAM THAT JASHIN TOLD ME TO DO YOUR FRIGGIN LAUNDRY, YA HEAR?! FOR FUCK SAKE! I AINT KEEPING THIS BITCH IN MY ROOM AND THERE AINT NOTHING YOU, SHIT HEAD, CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT!" Hidan screamed. Hidan hadn't realized that people were talking from behind the door until after he had gone quiet. By the voices, it was Tobi, Deidara and Kisame.

"SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU FRIGGIN' SLUT AND FUCK HEADS!!!" Hidan shouted. He heard Tobi say that he was probably calling Deidara the slut and than he heard fast footsteps running away from the door. He also felt Sakura's head move closer to his chest and Hidan looked down at her. She looked so peaceful in his arms, trying hold something solid.

"I will ask you to leave now, and when she wakes up to explain to her what is going on and to give her some clothes," Leader said, pulling Hidan out of his thoughts. He glared at his Leader for a minute, before kicking the door open again, a little less harder than the first time, and walk to his room. He shoved Deidara hard with his shoulder when they passed. Deidara looked at Hidan with a ticked face, but than realized that the shove was probably from snooping on his conversation with the Leader.

Hidan shoved the door easily. Unlike anyone else's room, Hidan's wasn't locked, ever, because nobody ever walked in except Zetsu, who was always busy, and Kakuzu and they only ever walked in when they needed to. It must've been from the fact that his room smelt horrid from old blood. He noticed Sakura's bed, it wasn't hard to notice since it was white. His was crimson, and even though it was still bloodstained.

Hidan dropped Sakura onto the bed, carelessly, yet softly. She made a soft groan when she was on her bed and Hidan was glad she wasn't awake. It would be hard if he was trying to do a ritual while she was complaining about the smell. As soon as Sakura was in a good position on her bed, Hidan went to grab a few unclean weapons and laid himself on the floor to start.

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Sakura woke up, but refused to open her eyes. A great smell went through her nose and she almost gagged on it. It seemed to be the smell that came of a group of ANBU after a horrible mission. Tsunade had taught her a trick for when these time occurred and Sakura carefully placed chakra to her nose, to allow her to breathe through it and yet not smell the horrible stench. She thought about what had happened. That was right, she was an Akatsuki member now…

Sakura slowly and carefully opened an eye, she almost screamed at what she saw. A man was on the floor, he seemed to be wearing Akatsuki clothes, his silver hair was silky and pulled back. Sakura only used one eye to look at him. She remembered him, Hidan, and he had many objects sticking out of his dead body. Blood poured out of his skin and Sakura was about to get up and heal him. But no sooner had she flinched, did the door push open. She quickly closed her eyes and pretended she was still unconscious.

"What the hell, Hidan?! Do you know how hard it is to get blood stains out of those clothes?!" Kakuzu's voice seemed to echo through the room. Sakura thought how could anyone not worry about their teammate when he was lying on the floor mere meters in front of you, blood covering his dead body. Much to Sakura's surprise, she heard Hidan's voice.

"Why don't you just leave me the fuck alone?! I'm trying to do a fucking ritual here!" Hidan's voice rang through Sakura's ears. She heard footsteps walk away, then a few minutes they came back. Then she heard a sound that she thought was blood spurting out of something. That was her first thought since she was in the Akatsuki, but she soon found she was wrong.

"What the FUCK, Kakuzu?! Seriously! You couldn't just leave me the fuck alone, could you, shit head?! You had to throw a bucket of water at me, didn't you?!" he shouted.

"Actually I only through the water, not the bucket," Kakuzu said, before leaving.

"HEY?! SHIT HEAD! WE AREN'T…done yet," Hidan muttered the last two because Kakuzu was already gone. Then he stood and smashed his door closed and sighed, hand combing his hair. Sakura winced a bit at some cramping pains. She tried to pretend she hadn't, but Hidan had already noticed.

"So…sleeping beauty finally out of her dreams?" Hidan asked, smirking. Sakura painfully opened an eye. She didn't know why she was in so much pain, but it definitely hurt.

"You were the one that hit me," she said to Hidan.
"Cramped yet?" he asked back. Sakura knew something was wrong.

"What did you do to me? I thought I had agreed to this stupid thing…" she muttered.

"Don't worry, I'm feeling your pain. Seriously. It's from the time-traveling type jutsu," Hidan said, waving his arms in the air, to show he hadn't a clue to what it was.

"I suppose you were told to fetch me," she winced. Hidan just looked at her with that stupid smirk on his face.

"Yeah. Of course, Leader told me you'd be a hard catch, so he told me to make your life horrible then re-do it with a time-travel thing. Never understood completely what it was, but I don't make the rules, I do shit with them," Hidan said, moving towards Sakura.

"He did say the pain would heal itself in a day, half if you heal it, a week if you're like me and ignore it," Hidan said. Sakura sat up, but failed. Hidan was about to laugh at her attempt, but found himself helping her up instead. Sakura said a quick thank-you, thinking that this was only because they were now teammates, but then she thought about how Akatsuki members hardly treated themselves with respect. She looked at Hidan as she got her balance back. Then she started to heal herself.

"How long have I been out for," she asked Hidan. He calculated it inside his head about how long she had been both his arms and the bed.
"Possibly six, seven hours," he said. It took four and a half hours to get to the base, then there was talking to the Leader which he didn't know how long that went for, five minutes? When Sakura woke up, Hidan was almost halfway through his ritual, and the whole thing usually took four hours.

"Then it would probably take another eight hours," Sakura sighed. It was going to be a long eight hours, and afterwards she was going to be out of chakra, which while being here, she really didn't want. As she worked, she heard some pretty disgusting sound coming from the other side of the room, and though it was so clear to see, Sakura kept her eyes on the healing in her body, or behind shut eyes. Then a sudden thought popped into her head. Hidan liked swearing at everyone…except her.

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A/N: Three chapters in one day…I only just started to get interested in the couple and wrote one today because nobody else seemed to do one. Well there was a few, but not many. I usually only do a chapter a day, which is possibly what I am going to do after today, maybe once a week. Sorry but I have to go back to school.

HIDAN HAS A CRUSH AND HE DON'T KNOW IT YET XD