Me: Enter chapter 3!!!!

Kanda: Shut up

Me: No, you're just angry because Lavi likes Allen

Kanda: I will kill you...

Me: Try it, I can make you do many things in my stories... many, many things

Kanda: ...

Allen: Moon'sEclipse still doesn't own D. Gray Man

Congratz to black air mage, ShiraiHime, FireNose, and Akky-chan, for guessing partially correct on what happened to Lavi. All the details are included in this chappy!!!!

-------------------------------------Chapter 3: Outside the chatroom

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I can't believe he'd do such a thing!" Lavi complained. "What did I ever do?"

Here was Lavi, yes he was in quite the predicament. He was currently in the cafeteria, tied up, hanging on a chandelier (I don't remember if there is one, but this way it gets interesting), upside down, with wounds, many, many wounds. Oh yes, he remembered how Kanda knocked him out without warning. How he begged for his life when Kanda took out Mugen. And how he woke up to find himself, well, the way he is now. He had never been so afraid in his life. And to make matters worse, it was night time, and he was all alone. Alone, in the dark, in a scary cafeteria.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaah! First Allen betrays me, then Yuu-chan hurts me!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!"

------------------------------------The next morning

"Morning Tim!" Allen said as he awoke. "Man, I'm starving!!! Shall we get breakfast?" Tim nodded his head, and followed his master out the door.

"Allen, morning!" Rinali yelled from behind him. "Where are you headed?" she asked.

"To get some breakfast. Would you like to come?" Allen replied.

"Sure" answered Rinali.

-----------------------------------In the cafeteria

"Jerry-san, i'd like some of that, maybe a bit of this, ooh and definitely some of that, 3 plates of that, 2 plates of this, that, and this, and some water please!" Allen said smiling,

'Hai, hai" replied Jerry. Boy did that man love making food for Allen.

'Uh, where am I? Oh yeah, upside down, in the cafeteria.' Thought Lavi as he awoke. Funny thing how nobody had noticed him yet. Well, Kanda knew he was up there, seeing as though he was the one who did that to Lavi. But, of course, he wasn't going to help Lavi. After all, he called Allen his. But anyway, who would bother looking up at the ceiling when they could be eating?

"ALLEN, HELP ME!!!!!" Lavi yelled as he saw the small, white-headed exorcist.

Allen looked up at Lavi and dropped his food (awww, what a waste).
"L-L-L-Lavi, i-i-i-is that you?!?!?!?!" Allen asked giggling.

"No Allen ,it's a flying pig. WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS?" Lavi asked sarcastically.

"But, who did this to you?!?!?! Allen asked.

"YUU-CHAN!" Lavi screamed, pointing his finger accusingly at Kanda. "He did this to me. And i assure you, I was really, really, really, really scared Allen!"

"I don't have any idea what you're talking about baka usagi." Kanda replied smirking.

"Allen look at him! He has guilty written all over him!" Lavi screamed again.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Allen was on the floor cracking up. He got everyone to stop talking, and all eyes were on him.

"Allen?" Lavi asked. "Are you ok?"

"I-I-I-I-I'm just f-f-f-fine" Allen answered, stiffling his laughter.

"GLAD TO HEAR IT. NOW CAN YOU LET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!! I'M UPSIDE DOWN YA KNOW!!!!" Lavi screamed.

"Oh sorry, hold on!" Rinali said. "INNOCENCE, ACTIVATE!" Rinali jumped up, and untied Lavi from the chandelier. Thus, he came crashing down.

"OOOOOOOOW!" Lavi yelled rubbing the back of his head. Mind you, his head broke his fall.

"Kanda!" Allen said.

"Hn?" replied Kanda. By the way, you might've already noticed but Kanda's getting a kick out of this whole scene.

"Why'd you do that?" Allen asked.

"It was fun." answered Kanda. If there was something in life that Kanda thought was fun, it has to do with torturing people, training, eating soba, and hurting Lavi.

"..." silence.

"Besides, he was getting on my nerves last night." he stated matter-of-factly.

"That so?" Allen asked.

"Yea, have a problem?" Kanda asked.

"No, no problem at all Bakanda." Allen answered, evil grin on his face.

"Allen?" Lavi asked nervously. "You okay?"

"I'm just fine Lavi." he answered, turning around to face the bookman apprentice.

"Oh, ok. Just that you weren't looking to- aaaaaaaaah. Allen what're you doing?" Lavi asked staring up at Allen who had Crown Clown activated.

"Hm, I wonder, what am I doing?" Allen asked, with his scary poker face on.

"Uh, i don't know. Getting revenge for me?" Lavi asked.

"Nope. Having some fun myself. After all, you were getting on my nerves a bit last night too!" Allen said grimly.

"B-B-B-But I, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Lavi yelled as Allen attacked him.

---------------------------------------Later on

"Uh-oh, I think I killed him." Allen said, holding the body of the seemingly dead apprentice in his arms.

"Good." Kanda said, looking at the bunny.

"Allen, why would you do this to me!!!!!!" Lavi complained. "You're my little Allen!!!!"

-Twitch-

"And i love you!!!! WAAAAAH!"

-twitch twitch-

"ALLEN! Why!!!!!!!" Lavi screamed, practically squeezing Allen to death.

-twitch twitch twitch twitch twitch- (hehehe, twitchy Kanda)

"Oi, baka usagi!" Kanda called.

"Yes Yuu-chan?" Lavi asked.

"Mugen."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

--------------------------------End Of Chapter

And end of Lavi's torture, for now at least. Well, you can all guess why Kanda took Mugen out right? Well, tell me what'cha thing 'bout this lil' chappy!