Hi everyone (=ice power witch)

I know that it's a bit late but I was busy with school and stuff. Here's the story about how the pixiebrigade grew into the … pixiebrigade! A story by Pix.

The Pixies, who thought that they were a brigade, went to a café underneath the hex café. (This is a little, cute café full of Pixies where it's raining dust and sometimes it's raining drinks of witches upstairs)

There they met Pepe. He was talking to Kiko, the coffee rabbit. Super Kiko was the waiter of the café. He served latté, latté with carrots, coffee and coffee with carrot cake and of course normal carrots. By the way, the café was called "the cooking carrot".

Then in the corner they saw a little pixie, that from that distance looked like a shrimp. The little Pixie was me. But I couldn't remember that at that point. So the whole bunch of pixies and the 2 weird colored animals went to the Pixie. After talking to me for a couple of hours they had figured out that I was a real Pixie and not an evil clone.

Evil clones are called Dark Pixies. Every Pixie that has been taken captured by Darkar has an evil clone. So all the Pixies have one. And it's totally illegal to sell them on the black market, you must sell them on the white market. And because the white market was destroyed by Stormy when she wanted some cookies but couldn't buy them cause she didn't get money from Darkar. (Because he spends all the money on oysters, snails and champagne for Icy. He's so broke now!) Dark Pixies are illegal. But yeah, back to the story.

After a couple of carrot drinks I remembered that I was knocked out by a white cloud of ice-cream. At least I thought that but at that time I also thought that the world was round, like a pancake. I had lost my memory, I didn't even know what pancakes were! Or shrimps.

Then we heard a loud scream and we were washed away by a giant tsunami of coffee by one of the witches upstairs. Then I remembered my name! Blub Blub Pix, the hyperactive Pixie! I think I swallowed too much coffee at that moment. So I chattered and chattered with Chatta and told her everything about my hobby (= fuzzynating Duchessa) I also showed her all of my fuzzynation weapons including my own gummy ball shooter. Then they let me into the brigade. LOL And the 2 strange colored animals got in too.

Here is the rest of my biography:

Name: Pix

Favorite movies: the matrix, LOTR, star wars and other long movies

That's about it. Oh, no no. I am also vegetarian but I like to eat meat. I also like tofu with pizzaflavor or just pizza and tofu.

Here is also the biography of Duchessa: (aka suspect number 1)

Warning: This is written without her permission.

Name: Duchessa

The end

No, just kidding.

She likes black cats and has one. Really, I mean it!

She has the power of ice coffins and that weird mind thingy which makes you blah blah bloe and smack your head against the wall. (You really get tired by that.)

She has long nails. I mean really long nails, I'm not kidding but she had to cut them because otherwise they would crack when she had gym. She needs to be fuzzynized because… she is a witch! And isn't a fairy.

In the next issue, hopefully with more readers.: The Pixies become Super Pixies by the shock of… something. (I don't want to ruin the plot.) And maybe, it can also be in another issue, there will be a list of fuzzynation weapons including one new one that is really hilarious.

Please, my dear fan, spread the word.

Also rep my raise, please.