My favourite book characters true and dare game show

Me: I'm now back with more truth and dares thanks to my awesome readers!

Emmett: YEAH! EVERYONE WHO REVIEWS IS AWESOME!

Me: I EVEN HAVE GOOD NEWS! I'M LIVING UP TO MY PEN NAME! I'VE BEEN WATCHING WIZARD'S OF WAVERLY PLACE AND IT IS AWESOME!

Alex Russo: Aww. I'm glad you think that.

Carlisle: I'm sure she'll calm down soon. I think. I've never heard of her condition.

Me: There is nothing wrong with me people. Can we just get on with the dares?

Mason: I hear you've been watching Vampires Suck too.

Me: Yeah... Well I heard it was on DVD so I couldn't resist. IT IS SOO FUNNY AND I LOVE IT!

Peter: Well done Mason, you've set her off.

Me: DON'T BE CRUEL TO MASON! HE'S AWESOME!

Mason: Thanks AliceCullen3.

Lilly: Can please get on with the show now. Oh can I do the first dare?

Me: Sure, we can do the truth at the end.

(Lilly whispers dare to AliceCullen3)

Me: Can everyone who's not Emmett, Lilly, Max, Alex, Fred or George get out of here. I don't think it is a good idea for them to be here.

(Everyone who is not Emmett, Lilly, Alex, Max, Fred or George leaves)

Me: Okay Lilly, tell everyone what the dare is.

Lilly: Why is Emmett here?

Me: Everyone loves him no matter if their team Edward, Jacob, Darren, Mason, Larten, Harry or Doctor.

Lilly: Okay.

Emmett: GO LILLY!

Lilly: On second thought, I like him. Anyway this dare was posted in by Noel Batsworth. This person wants Alex and Max to go against Fred and George to see who the better wizards are.

Me: Okay. Let the dare take place.

(All the wizards start shouting random spells)

(There is smoke everywhere so no one can see the wizards)

(AliceCullen3 grabs a fire extinguisher and starts to spray at the smoke.)

(When smoke clears, Fred, George and Max are bowing down to Alex.)

Lilly: Is that supposed to happen?

Me: Well I guess since Alex is still standing, that means Wizards of Waverly Place are the best wizards.

Emmett: GO ALEX!

Alex Russo: Aww. Thanks Emmett.

Me: Way a go Alex! Being better than all the boys.

Fred and George: HEY!

(Mason runs on stage and gives Alex a big hug.)

Fred: Isn't he not allowed on stage.

Me: He's Alex's boyfriend so he's allowed on stage.

George: That's not true.

Fred: You're only letting him on stage because he's a werewolf and you find him hot.

George: And he's British.

Me: Number one, Jacob is a werewolf and I don't like him. Number two, I do not find him hot because he and Alex are cute together. Finally number three, you two are British as well. Not to mention Carlisle is too.

Max: She has a point.

Me: Thinks: hehe... I love this kid. He can make the smart people be dumb. Too bad no one knows about my secret crush on Mason. Hehe...

(Edward comes on stage with Bella.)

Edward: I know.

(Everyone looks at Edward weirdly)

Me: Thinks: DOH! I forgot about Hot Vampire boy. Maybe he will like to do the next dare so he won't say anything.

Bella: Know what Edward?

Edward: What dare we should do next?

Me: Yes what dare do you want to do?

(Edward whispers dare to AliceCullen3)

(Meanwhile, all characters have come back on stage)

Me: Everyone who is not Emmett, Bella, Edward or Steve must leave now.

(Everyone who is not Emmett, Bella, Edward or Steve leaves)

Me: Okay Edward, tell everyone what the dare is?

Edward: This is from XxTigerStripesxX who wants Steve to run around in love heart boxers with a banner saying Mr C is awesome!

Steve: I am not doing that!

Me: Well I hear Darren has some dares and if he does those, that means his better than you.

Steve: Fine, I'll do it.

Me: Emmett do you have the stuff.

(Emmett starts to look through a rucksack.)

Emmett: Pants –pulls out a pair of white pants with red hearts over them- check and banner –pulls out a banner with MR C IS AWESOME written on it- check.

Me: Well we have everything we need so go and change.

(Steve grabs the stuff and goes to his dressing room to get change.)

Me: I guess we didn't think this through very well.

Emmett: Ooo! I HAVE AN IDEA!

Me: What is it Emmett?

(Music starts playing and Emmett starts doing the cha cha slide.)

This is something new
The Casper slide part two
Featuring the platinum band
And this time
We're going to get Funky!
Funky!

(By now AliceCullen3, Bella, Edward and the crowd starts doing the Cha Cha side with Emmett)

Everybody clap your hands!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap your hands!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap your hands!
Alright now, we're going to do the basic step!

To the left!
Take it back now, y'all!
One hop this time!
Right foot, let's stomp!
Left foot, let's stomp!
Cha Cha real smooth!

Turn it out!
To the left!
Take it back now y'all!
One hop this time!
Right foot, let's stomp!
Left foot, let's stomp!
Cha Cha now y'all!
Last time we're getting funky!

To the right now!
To the left!
Take it back now y'all!
One hop this time!
One hop this time!
Right foot two stomps!
Left foot two stomps!
Slide to the left!
Slide to the right!
Criss-Cross!
Criss-Cross!
Cha Cha real smooth!

Let's go to work!
To the left!
Take it back now y'all!
Two hops this time!
Two hops this time
Right foot two stomps!
Left foot two stomps!
Hands on your knees! Hands on your knees!
Keep funking it! All yeah!
Cha Cha now y'all!
Turn it out!

To the left!
Take it back now y'all!
Five hops this time!
Hop it out now!
Right foot let's stomp!
Left foot let's stomp!
Right foot again!
Left foot again!
Right foot let's stomp!
Left foot let's stomp!
FREEZE!
Everybody clap your hands!

Come on y'all! Check it out y'all!
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like it never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
One hop!
Right foot now!
Left foot now y'all!
Cha Cha real smooth!

(By now Steve has return but no one has noticed him yet.)

Turn it out!
To the left!
Take it back now y'all!
One hop this time!
One hop this time!
Reverse!
Reverse!
Slide to the left!
Slide to the right!
Reverse reverse!
Reverse reverse!
Cha Cha now y'all!
Cha Cha again!
Cha Cha now y'all!
Cha Cha again!

Turn it out!
To the left!
Take it back now y'all!
Two hops! Two hops!
Two hops! Two hops!
Right foot let's stomp!
Left foot let's stomp!
Charlie brown!
Hop it out now!
Slide to the right!
Slide to the left!
Take it back now y'all!
Cha Cha now y'all!

Ah, yeah!
Yeah! Do that stuff!
Ah yeah!

I'm out of here y'all! PEACE!

Crowd: Woo...!

Me: Yeah that was a great idea Emmett. I'm proud to have you on this show.

Emmett: Thanks!

Me: I think Bella fell over a few times.

Bella: Hey!

Me: It's not a bad thing to be clumsy. I'm sure your use to it by now.

Emmett: Who doesn't like clumsy people?

Me: Erm… Edward and Jacob.

Emmett: What?

Me: Cause they LOVE them just like Steve LOVES Mr C!

Steve: Can we just get on with it?

Me: Sure, Emmett will be out in a sec as his going with you. You just have to follow him. Thinks: But it makes me wonder where Emmett will take him.

Edward: I don't think you want to know.

(Everyone looks at him weirdly.)

Me: Think: Is it that bad?

Edward: Yes.

Steve: What's going on?

Me: Nothing. Now get your butt out of here but just wait outside for Emmett.

(Steve stumps out of the room.)

Me: Bella, do you have our secret weapon?

Edward: What secret weapon?

Me: Calm down lover boy. It isn't dangerous otherwise I would have given it to someone else.

Emmett: OH! CAN YOU TELL US WHAT SECRET WEAPON IS!

(Bella looks in a rucksack and pulls out a Michael Jackson hat)

Crowd, Emmett and Edward: Huh…?

Me: Bella please tell everyone why you've taken out a hat.

Bella: It's no ordinary hat. It's a camera hat so Emmett can wear it to record Steve doing his dare. The footage will be coming back to us live on this huge TV screen so everyone will be able to see it.

Me: How cool are we Bella? THAT HAS TO BE THE BEST SECRET WEAPON EVER!

Edward: Well at least it's not dangerous.

Me: I told you that. You just don't listen now do you?

(Emmett takes hat off Bella and puts it on his head)

Me: Looking good Emmett.

Emmett: Thanks AliceCullen3.

Me: Well off you go Emmett. Have fun.

Emmett: Oh, I will. (Grins evilly)

(Emmett walks out of the building and all the other characters come back in.)

Me: Turn on the screen.

(The big TV turns on and you can see Steve's face.)

Emmett: Okay Steve. Let's do this thing!

(The camera starts moving along with Steve)

Steve: I LOVE MR C!

Mr Crespley: Who sent in this dare?

Me: I don't know, they never put their name on the review. Why?

Mr Crespley: I just want to tell them that this is the most stupid dare I've ever seen in my long years on this planet.

Me: Oh… Thinks: I wonder if that was a good thing or not.

Edward: I think it is.

Me: Thinks: Thanks.

Edward: You're welcome.

30 minutes later…

(Everyone is on the floor laughing their heads off)

(Steve and Emmett walk in, Steve is bright red in the face while Emmett looks the same as always.)

(Emmett quickly turns off his hat camera by taking the camera out and hiding it.)

Steve: What's everyone laughing at?

(AliceCullen3 calms down first.)

Me: Oh nothing we were just amusing each other that's all.

Steve: Oh. Can I get change now?

Me: No, as Edward had to wear his fairy outfit till the end of the show so you'll have to wear the pants, but you can give the banner back.

(Steve gives the banner back.)

Me: I'm afraid that's all we have time for.

Crowd: Aww…

Me: But will be back next time. Lucy take it away.

Lucy: Please post your truth and dares with the review button as they have a good chance on being on the show. Or you could just say how you are liking the show so far. All you have to do is to click the review button below. Please do not send the characters any life threatening dares. Anyway, see you next time.

I hope you enjoyed the show so far. Lucy is not joking with the life threatening dares. See you next time.