A/N: Awesome! 3 Chapters! You can tell I have a lot of free time!
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Chapter 3: I Wanna be like Edward Cullen
After a bit of searching, I found a song that (hopefully) wouldn't upset anyone. "Okay everyone." I called "This one is called 'I wanna be like Edward Cullen'"
"Why are there so many about Edward!" Jake complained
"Yeah, I haven't seen any about me, or Jazzy, or Emmett or Rose or Carlisle and Esme. Or even Renesmee!" Alice cried
"Okay! Do you want to hear the song or not?!" I shrieked before anyone else could comment. I chorus of murmured "fines" later, I clicked on the play button.
In Twilight This guy I know,
The palest skin you ever saw,
All the girls still want him though,
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Cul-len
Wish that I could get all the girls, yo
Didn't have to breathe didn't have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light and drive a Volvo
And Honestly I wanna play the piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my Homie,
Be a vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
That's such an awesome name, they'll all be jealous of me
In Twilight This guy I know,
The palest skin you ever saw,
All the girls still want him though,
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be in Doctor Cullen's'
Family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can be my brethren
And he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot n Cold
Don't wanna be near Rosalie, though
Cause I have thing about bein' around a- holes
I'd run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
Cause it's obvious she'd much rather be with me
And if he says no, then I'll have to agree
Cause honestly he could beat the crap outta me
In Twilight This guy I know,
The palest skin you ever saw,
All the girls still want him though,
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
Walkin, walkin walkins dumb
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be real quick too
And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward, I would be
A million times hotter than he could ever be
And James would be afraid of me
And I could live happily
If I could read peoples thoughts
I wanna have Edward Cullen's life
I wanna graduate a thousand Times
Just like in Twilight This guy I know,
The palest skin you ever saw,
All the girls still want him though,
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Edward Cullen
Cullen~~~~
For once it was quiet when the song ended. Then Emmett whistled and said in a low voice; "Someone has a man-crush." Then everyone burst out laughing
I heard people say: "That's ridiculous! No vampire watches Scooby Doo!" "Carlisle is an awesome name." "They didn't mention Esme!" "Why does everyone think I'm horrible?!" Then I heard Jacob over the rest:
"They didn't mention me at all!"
"Okay everyone, calm down" I said. "Maybe we've had enough for the day. Besides, Renesmee's getting tired." They all grumbled and sighed as I picked up Renesmee and took her to her room.
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