I'd like to thank my proofreader, but I don't know if he wants his name attached to this horrid piece of filth I wrote.

Anyways, please inform me if this isn't censored enough. Cheers!

First I had guard duty to keep the mountain safe from intruders, second I had to research magic, third I acted as an errand boy for the Dai Tengu, and now I was trying to start the creation of a factory. I was holding four major jobs at the same time, more than what any youkai needs in their life.

And like for any other creature, holding multiple jobs can be tough. Guard duty tends to put physical stress on one's body, but due to my tight schedule I had no time to go home, shower and go to my next job. There were probably other youkai whose lives were more stressful than mine, but when I needed to be in the flush green wilderness of Mountain Youkai territory and was in need of a bath, the waterfalls were still most appreciated. Over the years, I learned of one particular waterfall which was well hidden and therefore rarely used, even by those living out here.

However, since my superior made me take the week off due to my accumulating stress, the reason I was making my way to the hidden waterfall was because I spent the whole morning working out and practicing magic. It was time for a nice soak, especially on such a hot day like this.

I landed several dozen shaku away from the waterfalls, my ears picking up the sound of water splashing as it fell from at least double my height and my nose the smell of dihydrogen monoxide. The walk between the Great Youkai Forest's trees would be short.

"Heehee, it's cold on most of my toes!" a young woman's voice called out.

"Hatate, you are just too cute," concluded another woman.

I froze in place when I heard giggling. Slowly, I looked around the next tree and saw two cream colored silhouettes in the river beneath the falls. Someone else was here.

Not wanting to make my presence known, I knelt behind the bushes as I closed in. From about a dozen meters away, I could make out the two individuals. The first one had was a pointed eared woman with neck length black hair and a healthy body. I recognized her as Aya Shameimaru, Gensokyo's fastest youkai alive as well as a Journalist, Reporter and Owner of the Bunbunmaru Newspaper company. I would wonder what interesting stories I'll read in her next newspaper if I wasn't distracted by her extremely attractive figure.

"I've been living in Gensokyo for some time, and even I didn't know about this place," she said to her companion as she flipped her hair, flinging excess water out of it. "How did you find it, Hatate?"

The one referred to as Hatate also had pointed ears and a healthy body. However, her brown hair had been done in twin tails and reached down to the middle of her back. Wait, Hatate? As in Miss Himekaidou? I know I don't see much of her, but I don't remember her having such a well curved body or such full breasts. I would pick Aya any day of the week over her, but even so...

"I was using my Spirit Photography and saw one of the stronger looking Tengu sneaking off to this place," Himekaidou answered and she rubbed her arm. So was she was spying on me specifically, or were there other Tengu who knew of this waterfall? The younger Tengu splashed herself with water from the falls and let it cascade down her bare body.

Hatate brought her hands down to her thighs and started to rub them. Bending over, she reached into the water and gave me a full view of her perfectly shaped butt. She slashed her thighs water and resumed rubbing them.

It was too erotic, my shaft and balls started to swell as my eyes followed her movements. Feeling the discomfort increasing within my hakama, I freed myself from my confines and tightly gripped my weapon as I watched her play, stroking myself as she arched her back. I wondered if Aya was doing anything equally erotic. I turned to where she was and found that... she was gone. Where did Aya go?

"Ayayaya," a woman said behind me in a playful tone. "I knew you were a pervert, but this is a surprise."

I quickly spun around and came face to face with Lady Shameimaru, standing tall as she was was in the middle of buttoning her blouse. Though she opted to leave her skirt and panties behinds, giving me full view of her beautiful-

Wait, I shouldn't look there; This is Aya Shameimaru, one of the oldest and most powerful Tengu alive! I should be treating her with respect!

"L-Lady Shameimaru!" I immediately bowed to the superior Tengu. "Please forgive my insolence."

"Rise, pup," she said with a giggle. "I told you never to be so formal with me." I straightened up as ordered. But before I could do anything, she grabbed my spear and started stroking me with her soft, delicate hand. "After all, your words aren't convincing when your weapon is as big and hard as this."

"I'm trying to be respectful of my betters." Despite my words, my hand reaches down and seeks the elder woman's precious place. I slip one of my fingers into her and start caressing her as she strokes me.

"Hmm? Don't you know that in general, healthy women prefer being the dominated in these situations?" Aya asked as she licked her lips. How dare she ask that question; of course I knew!

Ever since this relationship that I had with Aya was established, she had subtly informed me of this possibility on multiple occasions. She did not need to remind me in what ways she was the statistic as I have lost track of the number of times she had goaded me into taking the lead, to make me use her violently.

"I understand, but..." I grabbed her with my free hand and pulled her to me, planting my lips against hers. Her small mouth opened, allowing my tongue freedom to explore her. I was greeted by the warm softness as it slid across my own. She put up no resistance, so all I could do was dominate and devour. I worked my tongue and my finger on her for as long as I could. I refused to stop until she closed her eyes and twitched uncontrollably, letting out a muffled moan. I retracted my lips from hers to regain my breath. "I understand, but as my elder and superior, you deserve my respect."

The glazed look in her eyes indicated that she couldn't care less about my respect for her, how much it hurt me to be treating her like a slut. How many centuries had I trained to become so disciplined only for my instincts as a male be so forcefully prodded by this woman? But even though I hated her for it, why couldn't I stop? That was how deep her control over me went.

I pulled my finger out of her and lifted her leg up. Squatting down, I looked upon my prize. It was amazing, from my understanding of biology, women who mated enough would have turned red. But despite being over a millennium old, seeing centuries of use, she was perfectly smooth and pink. Did she not seek out pleasure as much as I did?

The womanly musk hit me, halting my thoughts and bringing me back to what was important. My free hand grabbed her soft behind and pulled her lower mouth to my awaiting tongue. The sensation of soft flesh that I felt as I licked up and down was different from when I kissed her but no less pleasing.

"Ah! More please," she said as I retracted my tongue. I opened my mouth further and took her entire opening into my mouth, sucking and licking on it.

"Delicious," I tried to say, though I was too focused on licking and sucking for the words to have not been muffled. I would not stop until she convulsed and the taste of fluids greeted me.

Finally, she was ready. My hand holding up her leg stayed as I drew to my full height. I did not look at Aya's face, rather I pressed my face into her chest. My hand on her butt slid off and to my tool which I grabbed and aligned with her lower mouth before thrusting into her. Aya wrapped her arms around me and pulled me into an embrace.

"Yes," she moaned. "Mess up my insides!"

That was the intention. However, I would not go wild on her just yet. I shifted myself inside of her tightness, searching for that one spot that always made her spasm harder. If I recall correctly, it was-

"AH!?" she asked in confusion. I felt her already tight hole tighten further; I found it. I started thrusting at that angle, making sure I rubbed that spot continuously.

"Wa-wait! Sto-AH!" Aya couldn't help screaming as I forced pleasure to wrack her body. After what felt like an eternity of pumping, she suddenly tightened even harder and I felt her squirting me. That's when I started moving with reckless abandon.

"W-wait," she said, groggy from the orgasm I've just given her.

My body stiffened and instinctively pushed forward, trying to get as deep inside her as possible. I felt my body release its own contents into her, as if trying to impregnate her.

I lowered Aya's leg and pushed her down to her knees, making her face level with my balls.

"Clean it," I ordered. Aya opened her mouth and ran her tongue along my shaft, licking up both my seed and her own juices. Coming to the head, she tried opening her mouth further to take me in, but once she got the head in she stopped as she couldn't go any further. She started licking my head only before pulling it out.

Damn it! Her playing with me has made me hard again, but I was too big for her to satisfy me with her mouth!

As if sensing my increasing frustration, Aya stood up and turned around. She bent at the waist, pushing her butt into me and putting her hands on the tree for support. Understanding what she was doing, I immediately pushed into her tight yet soft, warm wetness. I grabbed her lower waist for leverage and pounded away with reckless abandon for what felt like an eternity before shooting off inside her.

And what followed was hazing besides me continuing to plow her. I found myself emptying my contents inside of her two more times, but lost count how many times she spasmed.

When it was over, I pulled out and lowered her to the ground to rest. Despite being drained myself, I refused to fall and watched Aya lay there panting from her own exhaustion. I felt my weapon twitch as I saw the contents I left inside her drain out.

"N-no..." she said, her eyes widening as she came back to reality. "Today isn't a safe day."

Oh... shit.

I kneeled down to her and started cleaning her out with my hands. As much as I wanted to get Aya pregnant, our relationship wasn't a romantic one. There were all sorts of problems that would follow if Aya and I had a child.

"Hey!"

Aya and I turned to the new voice, seeing Hatate staring us down, arms crossed, fully dressed unlike Aya who only had her button down shirt.

"Ah, we've been found out," Aya said. She was cheerful despite being tired with the risk of becoming pregnant looming over her.

"Of course!" Hatate yelled, eyebrows furrowed. "Who wouldn't after hearing your screaming for the last hour!?"

The younger crow pointed at me.

"And you, what do you think you're doing to my woman?" she demanded. Wait, were they in one of those same-sex relationships I've heard about? I could feel the blood rushing back into my nether region as I conjured the mental image of Hatate and Aya rubbing their naked bodies against one another.

"Since when were we dating?" Aya asked. "Besides, we're cousins, despite the fact that I'm old enough to be your grandmother." Aya whispered that last bit. "We're not in a community where marrying your cousin is considered acceptable."

Though such a union isn't illegal.

Hatate's eyes went wide in fear and surprise. "Are you saying that you don't like me!? I thought you preferred female company!"

"Yes, but I also said I was sexually attracted to males," Aya responded as she picked up her cloths. I followed suit and pulled up my hakama as I straightened up. "There's a difference."

"We could have a threesome," I suggested, closing my eyes and smiling as best as I could.

Seconds later I am on my back and my face feels indented. Hatate must have kicked me while I wasn't looking.

"Hmph!" The young Tengu stormed back to the waterfall, pulling Aya with her. However, Aya waved back to me, signaling that I was to meet up at her place later that day.

Sadly, with my butt in mud, now I needed a bath.

An hour or so later, somewhere up the mountain...

Now that I think about it, I've been getting laid way often now that I hold the Dark Rock that was once in possession of that half-human living in the Forest of Magic. That said, I've also have been getting it on with women other than Aya.

I need to get rid of that rock before I become reliant on it. However, the protections on it are many and many of them I can't find the functions of in any libraries in Gensokyo. I don't want a repeat of when the Tengu with glasses blasted it with a Light spell only for it to deflect off and hit me.

I should keep the rock.

Where did that thought come fro-

"You!"

A woman's voice broke me out of my train of thought and back to reality. I was standing several dozen shaku away from my house. It was a modest place, at least compared to the house I lived in with my parents. As for why a woman with white wolf ears and tail was standing in front of it...

"You're an hour late!" she said with her hands on her hips. "Do you know what today is?"

"Dai Shogi Day?" I asked. That was the only thing I could think of since that was the only interaction I had with Momiji. Although it felt like there were multiple Dai Shogi days this week...

"Exactly! If you wanted to cancel, you should have told me ahead of-!" She froze when I was less than a seven shaku from her. Her face turned into that of shock. "You... two timing bastard! You were with that Crow Floozy Aya, weren't you!?"

"Two-timing?" I asked. I felt insulted; I wasn't dating anyone, so how was I two timing? Besides, who would I even be two timing on, Aya? There was nothing romantic in our relationship as Aya threatened to cut it off if I asked her out on a date again, and in regards to other women she only said 'Don't sleep with anyone from the Inubashiri Clan.' And I don't remember sleeping with even a single White Wolf Girl, much less someone from Momiji's family.

"This makes it what... the 50th time you've slept with her!? No wonder none of the other Tengu girls want you, you've been sticking your dick in that slut!"

Actually, counting the 203 times I've done it with her over the course of six to seven years, the 32 times I did it when I first woke up after the Vampire Incident, and the 29 times that happened when Aya visited me right after I got home from my job working for the Half-human, and the 4 times I did it today with her... actually, I will just keep my mouth shut.

"I can't believe this! You are the lowest of low!" she shouted with an accusing finger pointed at me. She turned around and started marching off. "I do not want to ever see your ugly face again!"

Ah, so she does think I have an ugly face; good to know. Though if I didn't understand that people had different beliefs and ideas of attractiveness, I would find the inconsistent descriptions of me to be suspicious.

Anyways, I don't understand what I did wrong, so I don't know how to make it up to Momiji. That said, I won't be able to sharpen my Dai Shogi skills. Not that I could ever hope to beat her to begin with, but the mental exercises were welcomed. I could, however, take solace in that my nose was better than hers. Time to visit Aya again.